THE TRAGIC TALE OF FERGUS: A MASSAGE DEPRIVED MAJESTY.
Once upon a time, in the grand kingdom of Couchlandia, there lived a noble ruler—Fergus, the Majestic Hound. 👑
But alas, on this fateful day, a great injustice occurred.
His loyal servant (me, obviously) dared—DARED—to prioritize house cleaning over His Royal Fluffiness's belly massage.
At first, Fergus tried subtle diplomacy: the classic puppy eyes—big, round, glistening orbs filled with the sorrow of ten thousand neglected belly rubs. He stared deep into my soul, silently screaming, “Is this betrayal? Am I… not enough?” 🥺
But did I stop vacuuming? Yes, for a second—because his dramatic sigh startled me. 😤
Then I continued, foolishly thinking the war was over.
Oh, how wrong I was.
Suddenly, like a Shakespearean tragedy unfolding in real-time, Fergus let out a soft, quivering whimper—a sound so heart-wrenching, even the dust bunnies paused mid-float out of sheer respect.
And then, without warning… GROWL.
Not an aggressive growl, no.
This was the growl of sheer disappointment—the growl of a king who realised his peasants had revolted.
A low, rumbly, judgment-filled growl that translated to:
"You dare… ignore… THIS? This belly? This sacred temple? How do you sleep at night (besides snoring with your sinuses)?"
Defeated, I dropped the cleaning cloth, surrendered to the Royal Court, and resumed my rightful duties: delivering endless belly rubs until His Majesty’s wrath was soothed.
And peace was restored. 🕊🫒
Until I picked up the vacuum again. 😬
#doglife #puppyeyes #dramaqueen #dogrules
ALBI AND NARLA'S HALF-DAY ADVENTURE:
A Day to Remember!
Last weekend, Albi and Narla joined our Half-Day Adventure service for their very first outing, and let’s just say—these two made the most of every single moment!
We started the day with a VIP pick-up service (Narla hopped in like she owned the car, while Albi took his time inspecting every inch of the vehicle). With tails wagging and noses twitching, we headed off to explore some of the best spots around the Eatons Hill area.
Our first stop? A beautiful creek where Narla discovered her love for splashing—she went all in, leaving no puddle unsplashed. Albi, on the other hand, took a more dignified approach, standing guard on the shore while Narla perfected her doggy paddle.
After a quick towel-off, it was time for a nice bushwalk. The duo sniffed their way through winding trails and greeted a few fellow adventurers.
Of course, no adventure is complete without snacks! Treat time was a hit—though Narla tried to negotiate for extra snacks by pulling out her best puppy eyes. Albi, being the gentleman he is, politely waited his turn before diving in.
The day wrapped up with plenty of cuddles (Narla demanded cuddles at every opportunity) and a peaceful ride back home, where two happy, tired pups were dropped off, ready to nap the afternoon away.
What’s included in our Half-Day Adventure service?
🐕 4 hours of action-packed fun
🚗 Pick-up and drop-off from your home
🌳 Scenic walks, playtime, and exploring
💦 Splashing at creeks (for our water-loving pups)
🍪 Treat breaks and plenty of cuddles
Want your pup to join the fun?
Book their adventure now—spots fill up fast! 🐾
BEHIND THE SCENES: Checking the Weather — Again!
“Ah, the age-old ritual: checking the weather forecast…”
Pulling out the phone, you tap open the app, eyes squinting as you try to decipher the symbols and numbers. Rain? Thunderstorm? Heatwave?
Today’s forecast?
36 degrees and a heatwave.
You let out an exasperated sigh.
“Why must it always be extreme?”
You glance at your dog, who seems equally unimpressed, laying dramatically under the aircon with a paw lazily stretched out. Even they know what’s coming.
Cue the internal debate:
“Should I cancel the walks or just readjust my schedule?”
Spoiler alert: You’ll likely do both — maybe shorten the walks, bring plenty of water, and even pack a kiddie pool for some much-needed cooling off afterwards.
Because in pet care, you never know what the weather will throw your way — but you’re always ready to adapt, even if it means becoming a sunshade for a very fluffy dog.
How do you deal with extreme weather days with your pets? Share your tips below!
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#FunFactFriday
DOGS CAN LEARN OVER 250 WORDS!
That’s right—your dog might be smarter than your Uncle Neal who can't even figure out his Wi-Fi password.
Dogs can understand over 250 words, gestures, and commands, but let’s be honest: they only care about three—“walk,” “treat,” and “good boy!” 😆
But don’t get too impressed.
Dogs are professional con artists. They know “stay,” but the second you put a sandwich down, suddenly they’ve forgotten every word they’ve ever learned.
And cats?
Cats are smart too, but they have different priorities. They’ll respond to their name when it’s time for dinner or chin scratches, but ask them to “sit” or “come” and you’ll just get a slow blink that says, “I’m above this nonsense.”
Training Tip:
If you want your dog to learn new tricks, remember: food is their ultimate motivation. Pair commands with treats, and voilà, they’ll perform. No treats? Well, good luck with that!
What’s the most impressive trick your pet knows? (Or do they just trick you into thinking they don’t understand?).
Share your stories—bonus points for hilarious fails!
Because let’s be real, pets are the real masterminds in the house, and we’re just here to serve.
2024: The Year of Fur, Fun, and Frenzies
As 2024 comes to a close, I can confidently say two things: my heart is full, and my vacuum is permanently clogged. This year has been a whirlwind of wagging tails, puppy breath, and the occasional unplanned "present" on the mattress. 🎁
Starting my pet care business was the biggest leap I’ve ever taken—aside from moving across the globe in my twenties. But honestly, this year was worth every scratched arm, slobbery kiss, and sleepless night. 🥱
Highlights? Oh, where do I start?
Having Ella, my “immortal rescue dog,” still here with us after her heart attack earlier this year. That little warrior has more lives than a cat and still manages to boss the whole house around, including me. She’s the queen, and we all know it.
Then, there were the foster puppies who turned my house into a chaotic daycare of adorable destruction.
Of course, running this business meant meeting some unforgettable clients. Dogs with quirks, cats with attitudes, and even rescue chickens. Not to mention all the incredible humans.
Balancing it all—work, family, and my own pack of furry troublemakers—was no small feat. My son has officially declared himself a “dog whisperer," and I’ve mastered the art of removing fur from just about any surface (except my car—there’s no saving that).
2025, I’m ready for you.
Bring on more wagging tails, more adventures, and maybe fewer chewed-up fly screens.
Thank you to everyone who made this year unforgettable—you’ve filled my life with laughs, love, and more fur than I’ll ever get out of my car.
Cheers to another year of chaos and cuddles! 🐾
Rainy days don't have to be boring! 🌧️
Here's a fun indoor activity to keep your furry friends entertained. 🥕
What's your dog's favourite rainy day game?
Drop a comment and let us know!
#dogenrichment
Rain or shine, Pablo’s tongue is always part of the Tuesday forecast.
#tongueouttuesday
Hot days = hot pavement.
As much as dogs love being out and about, they rely on us to make smart choices for their safety. Summer doesn’t mean staying indoors—it just means adjusting to keep those paws happy and healthy.
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