11/09/2024
MEET TOBY
Toby, the gentle giant who redefines "lap dog" in the most literal way possible.
At over 40kg, he’s convinced he’s small enough to curl up in your lap, blissfully unaware that you may never feel your legs again.
His eyes speak volumes—like a wise old sage who's seen it all, but mostly just really wants belly rubs and lots of love. ❤️
Toby's patience is Herculean, especially with his hyperactive little brother, Hugo.
Seriously, putting up with Hugo’s endless energy is a feat worthy of sainthood.
But Toby? He’s the Dalai Lama of dogs, completely unbothered. 🧘♂️
When you arrive, he’ll greet you with his signature move: bringing you a toy like he’s offering a priceless treasure. But here’s the catch—he won’t drop it. For 30 minutes, you'll be locked in a hilarious standoff, both pretending the toy is the crown jewel of the household.
Spoiler alert: Toby always wins. 🏆
Oh, and mornings? Well, let's just say Toby has his own unique way of saying, "Good morning!"
It’s a full-on slobbery face wash, the kind that leaves you wondering if you should shower or just accept it as a new skincare routine. 🤤
Honestly, I’m just so glad his mum lets me look after him because Toby is pure joy in a 40kg, toy-hoarding, drool-filled package.