Groot's Diary

29/01/2025

Marvelridge is very excited to announce the pregnancy of:
Callie - Ch. FCh. Marvelridge GG Mantis Rising (AI) LCM
and
Mirk - Ch. Homerij Amak Twilight (AI)

Their litter is due the week of 10th February 2025 and we can't wait to meet Groot and Gamora's grandpups!

For any enquiries please email [email protected].

19/01/2025

The Chief and Deputy Chief Minion went into the shed and have come out with all the puppy equipment. I dont think I am going to be very happy once they tell me what is going on.

I will investigate and report back on this disturbance in the force.

04/01/2025

The result of afternoon walk at the Spit with Gamora and Storm

02/01/2025

If I stare long enough, maybe the hot x bun goodness will cone to me...

01/01/2025

2025 ready to go!
#2025

21/10/2024

Guess who is 2922 days old today?

Dad edit; is that like those parents who say their toddler is 74 months old? Can't you just tell everyone that you turned 8 today?

All jokes aside, I know Team Groot have been super quiet lately.

*cough* you suck!

Dad edit: Massive high paw to Groots breeder Cindy for giving is the chance to be the hoomans of the literally the Bestest Boy Ever.

This clown has bought so much fun to our lives. He really is one of a kind.

I feel very Bonita.

Dad edit: well you do look Bonita.

22/08/2024

When everyone has to have their pieces of chicken...

15/05/2024

On Sunday, gamora was released by Mark and I released Storm ... it didnt go so well for Mark with.him not being quick enough and Gamora being too keen!!

15/05/2024

Gamora (in yellow) and Storm in pink lure coursing this weekend. Thanks to Penny Parker Photography for capturing the video.

15/05/2024

Gamora did some Lure Coursing on the weekend. Here she is in Pink being released alongside Lovatpride Rhodesian Ridgebacks Amari who is in Yellow

14/01/2024

Coolum Dog beach - lazy sunday afternoons (if you call an 8km walk lazy!)

21/08/2023

Minions I need some help. I had thought that my dog show career had ended. But alas I have been dragged 2 shows two weekends in a row against my will. I am being held hostage and tortured in the most despicable way. Send help!

(Mum edit: you did get some nice ribbons though and got to cheer your children on)

27/06/2023

Storms diary day 730 - that's right Minions today is my second birfday! So its all about ME.

(Groot edit) seriously?

(Dad edit) dude dont complain to me. Now you know how I feel.

(Groot edit)

Massive high paw's to my sibs - espically the ones who I havnt seen in literally 18 months. I see Drax almost every week and Hoff - the good Night Rider Hoff, not the pretty boy Baywatch Hoff - every few months so at least I get to see some of my litter mates.

Fur Dad has been complaining massively the last few days, you would think he was a few stone lighter the way he has been carrying on.

(Groot edit) Really? You making infinity stone jojes? You are not the one who has been wearing the Donut of Doom for the last 8 days!

(Dad edit) well you shouldn't have licked all your stitches out!

(Groot edit) And AND I got stapled! 3 times!

(Dad edit) well who had to see way more of you than I ever wanted to and literally hold your paw with one hand and c**k your leg with the other so the Doctor Sam could staple you closed?

(Groot edit) I was violated! You try getting stapled in your bits and not flinch.

(Dad edit) he put a numbing cream on.

(Groot edit) yeah, and he didn't even offer to buy me dinner!

(Dad edit) but he gave...

(Groot edit) liver treats do not count when what's left of your boy bits are getting violated with a paslode...

(Dad edit.) Nice chippie reference.

(Groot edit) he he he.

Ummmm hello??? My day today remember? Although I am now 100% scared for life after being subjected that little family chat!



So anywho, non-fur perental units went to work and chiro respectively and so I celebrated with a pigs ear and an awesome recharge on the wood box.

I eventually heard the cruiser reverse into the carport and realised that Dad had played hunter gatherer again and got more yummy foods for us.

So after I helped him unpack we had a play - I tried to eat the Donut of Doom - and then I chilaxed and got tummy rubs from dad

Park o'clock rolled round and so we all loaded up the Princess Chariot...

(Groots edit) who's Chariot?

My birthday, therefore mine!

And we headed off on our adventure. Pepper turned up to say hi, even though she spent most of her visit being a grumbly little Chihuahua X Coolie...

But she loves both fur and non-fur Dad so I suppose I have to put up with her.

So after we played for ages at the park, we headed home and I had a snooze until dinner time.

Best Day Ever!

Peace out🐶🐶🖖🖖

(Dad edit.) That's Vulcan, not puppy.

Bo****ks - unless your my dad and don't have them anymore...

(Groot edit) I can still sell you on marketplace!!!

Princess Storm🤘🤘🤘

(Dad edit.) Meh close enough.

14/06/2023

*EMERGENCY MESSAGE TRANSMISSION*
*I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED*

Groots Diary and no I don't care what day it is!

Can *somone* please explain why I went for a road trip to Koala Park this morning - I got to see all of my favorite Vets and Nurses but I got left behind!

I spend some time in their crate - cause I am a goodest boy - and the perental units have seemed to have abandoned me.

I get taken out to see Dr Sam and he gives me pats and then they shave my front legs.



But that's OK, I like Dr Sam and he always gives me awesome pats and treats. Well I USED to like Dr Sam...

I wake up feeling super dopy and I feel slightly lighter than I normally am.

ABOUT TWO STONE LIGHTER!!!!

(Dad edit) Dude, it had to be done. You are turning 7 this year and as you older, your boy bits could make you sick.

(Gamora edit) Is that why you were walking funny?

I hate all of you right now! How am I suposed to be The Emperor when I'm basically a eu**ch?

(Storm edit) What's that?

Your dead to me!

(Dad edit) sorry mate, she is your offspring. That's totally a you question.

Ask you mum!

(Storm edit) What?

Nope, totally not having this discussion... we are discussing the fact that my Infinity Stones have suddenly disappeared!

And, AND they basically gave me a bazillion!

(Dad edit) a what?

A bazillion, you know like that south American football team.

(Dad edit.) Oh for the love of... You mean a brazilian?

Yes! I'm going to have regrowth! It's going to itch!



(Dad edit.) Your not allowed to scratch that itch otherwise you will have to put on the Cone of Shame.

I hate you so much right now!

(Storm edit) Do it Dad, you will look like the Pixar light.



On the positive side I'm not sure if the drugs are still working or we have a massive purple dragon sitting on the roof of the shed...

Emperor Grootimus Maximus
The Furst 🐶👑

26/03/2023

Lazy sunday!

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