Tyron’s Wildlife

06/07/2025

WARNING: Contains snakes, laughs, and way too much fun!

Bored of the same ol’ party clown or petting zoo?
We bring the real wild side to your party, school, aged care, or backyard!
We’re talkin’ snakes, lizards, possums, stick insects… and yep, even a CROCODILE.
(Yes, it’s real. No, Karen, you can’t keep it.)

From Nana holding a python to kids screaming with excitement,
Tyron’s Wildlife brings chaos (the good kind) and cuddles to any crowd.

🎉 Birthdays
🏫 School & kinder visits
👵 Aged care fun (they love us more than bingo)
👨‍👩‍👧 Homeschool mayhem
🎪 Events, festivals & anything with people

Hands on, hilarious & just the right amount of terrifying
Birthday kid gets a wild gift
Hilarious photos guaranteed
And YES we can bring baby goats, lambs, rabbits and Guinea pigs.

Call us: 0401 721 885

BOOK NOW before your neighbour steals your date.
Let’s get wild, legends.

04/07/2025

Hey everyone!

*******IMPORTANT*****

Unfortunately, the Junior class has now been cancelled sorry, folks!

But don't worry we’ll be putting together some fun programs after the school holidays for the kids to jump into.

Thanks for the support, and we’ll see you soon with some exciting new stuff!

02/07/2025

Excuse me, waiter… this bug is a little too fresh.

Here’s our scorpion mid feed living his best life, claws out, no table manners, and zero regrets.
He doesn’t bite, he liquifies his lunch and drinks it like a protein shake. Absolutely feral. Absolutely fabulous.

🧠 Scorpion Fun Facts (a.k.a. Dinner Party Trivia):
Those big claws? For grabbing and judging.
That tail sting? Injects venom, paralyses dinner, then holds it for dramatic effect.
No chewing. Just spit, slurp, repeat.
Basically a horror movie and MasterChef crossover.

So if you want a show where the animals are cooler than your uncle’s BBQ stories
Book now and let this bug eyed little unit steal the spotlight 🕶️

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26/06/2025

Ever seen a crocodile try to photobomb a family photo? Or a possum crash a homeschool science lesson? Welcome to our world. 🐊📚✨
At Tyron’s Wildlife, we don’t just teach about animals we live with them, learn from them, and love sharing that experience with others. From camels and snakes to alpacas and turtles, our farm is one big wild classroom.
We’ve homeschooled our own kids this way for years hands on, muddy boots, curious minds, and lots of laughter (plus the occasional goat stealing someone’s shoe).
This isn’t just a job it’s a lifestyle, and we’re so proud to be able to share it with families, schools, aged care homes, and anyone who loves a good wildlife adventure.

📅 Book today July is almost full!
🎉 Tyron’s birthday isn’t far off, so let’s absolutely bomb him with bookings and a flood of wild little legends. Let’s make him work for his cake. 😂

🐐🐍Follow along for animal antics, behind the scenes chaos, and real learning with real creatures.

25/06/2025

🐍 Join Us This Saturday for Some Super Fun Animals! 🐊

Looking for something wild, fun, and totally unforgettable?

This Saturday we’re bringing the bush to YOU with snakes, lizards, possums, insects, and even a cheeky croc trying to photobomb your selfies 🦎

Perfect for families, animal lovers, or anyone who wants to get up close and personal with some Aussie legends.
You bring the laughs we’ll bring the scales, tails, and stories!

🎉 Fun, safe & educational!
Come say hi or just scream when the python comes out. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

24/06/2025

Nursing Home Takeover?
COMPLETE. ✅
We rolled in with snakes, lizards & pure chaos (the fun kind).
Grannies were giggling. Grandpas were holding pythons.
Even the staff were screaming with joy. Mostly.

🐊 Croc tried to photobomb every selfie.
🐍 Possum flashed his balls again (we’re sorry, Margaret).
🦎 One lizard is now legally someone’s emotional support reptile.

Book your wild visit today before we slither off!

📞 0401 721 885

Tyron’s Wildlife Bringing the bush to your doorstep! ❤️
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22/06/2025

🐍🎉 BOOK YOUR WILDLIFE SHOW TODAY! 🎉🦎

Ready to lose your mind (in the best way possible)?
We’re talking snakes, lizards, creepy crawlies, and a whole lot of WILD fun straight to your party, school, or event!

✨ No goats or camels unless you’re booking an on site visit those legends stay on home turf!
💥 Spots are flying out the door BOOK TODAY or cry later 🐊

Let’s bring the chaos (the fun kind)!
DM now and lock it in before you miss out!

🔥 ❗️

21/06/2025

We lost one of our very good friend today.

He supported us a lot from the beginning. He was from USA, we never met but he was always there. Not only to us, he was just genuinely supportive to everyone. Shared love, checked on people, spread smiles. Genuinely down to earth guy.
Used to message us asking about his favourite snake “ Colletts Black snake “ and admire the pics we sent him. Wish we could’ve organised a time for you to come down and spend time with us before it was too late mate.

Rest in peace Adam Schrock my friend. You will be missed.

18/06/2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

🎉 ADULTS NEED WILD TOO! 🎉

Sick of the same old BBQ, beers, and yawn lawn chairs?

🚫 NO CLOWNS. JUST ME AND MY CREW!
🚫 No karaoke machines.
✅ SNAKES. CROCS. CHAOS.

We’re bringing the wild to your backyard, your shed, your paddock, your pub we don’t judge.
You drink water, we bring the danger (in the form of adorable reptiles and furry chaos makers).

📅 Birthdays, hens nights, Adult events
Random Wednesday arvos we don’t care what you’re celebrating, just let us loose.

Tag your mate who needs a python in their lap a possum with his balls out and a croc trying to photobomb your selfies.

Because life’s too short for boring parties.


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17/06/2025

🧡🐊 WORLD CROCODILE DAY 🐊🧡
Meet our toothy little legend – the Aussie freshwater crocodile who's stealing hearts (not limbs)! 😜

While salties get all the fame, it’s the freshwater crocs like ours that quietly glide through creeks and rivers, sunbake like pros, and flash those prehistoric smiles without the drama.

✔️ Not aggressive like their salty cousins
✔️ Masters of camouflage
✔️ Living dinosaurs right in our own backyard

We’re proud to care for this incredible creature and share him with schools, parties, and people of all ages helping folks understand that crocodiles aren't scary when you know their story. 🐊💚

So today, let’s celebrate the jaws, the power, and the misunderstood charm of one of nature’s coolest reptiles.

📸 Drop a 🐊 if you’ve met our croc in person or if you’re brave enough to! 😉

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Australian wildlife
Educational and fun, learn to love reptiles.

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https://www.tiktok.com/.reptiles?_t=8kOQnjVoMuV&_r=1

10/06/2025

🎉 Tyron’s birthday is coming up… but YOU get the gift! 🎁
We’re throwing our biggest sale ever 30% OFF all bookings this June!

🐊 Snakes, crocs, lizards, possums and more we bring the wild to you!
But be quick… spots are disappearing faster than a goanna in the bush! 😱

📲 Book now and let’s get wild! Show Tyron all the love we can by booking in all of june and July! WE GOT THIS GUYS LETS GO!

#ʙᴏᴏᴋɴᴏᴡ ❤️💞❤️

Australian wildlife
Educational and fun, learn to love reptiles.

https://www.instagram.com/tyrons.reptiles?igsh=MXRscjZsZWN5eGF2cA%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

https://www.tiktok.com/.reptiles?_t=8kOQnjVoMuV&_r=1