15/04/2024
James can have a heart attack one day.
I am playwriting on 4 plays at the moment – Mozart, Donuts from Outer Space, A Funny Day at the Races, and A Star is Born.
This led me to write this little story about an ambulance coming in to take me to the hospital when I had a heart attack.
Hurry up Ambulance these gates take ages to open, this is an emergency - we have to get to unit 174 as quick as we can, James’s life could be in danger!
There we are men, break in the front door!
We don’t have to Commander - it is open!
Damn, I must have a break-in, quick down to the side door and we will break the glass to get in.
Commander we don’t have to break in – the side door is open.
Damn, we must have a break-in - I know the toilet window we will break that down and get in.
But Commander; the window is so small, what if we have to take James out on a stretcher, it won’t fit.
Damn, I must have a break-in – I know Men pull the wall down, that that will get us in.
Half the wall is down – This 174 unit will give me my break-in!
Commander we are supposed to be at unit 147, not 174.
Damn, ok brothers - tools in the back of the ambulance and we are off to unit 147.
What about the wall Commander; it is nearly down.
Don’t worry - Geoffrey will fix that!
Ding ding ding ding!
