When it rains and mummy doesn't want to put on rubber boots, we play fetch in the hallway.
Sometimes my human friends join us!
Excuse me, can I come sit on your lap?
Nothing makes a parent more embarrassed than seeing her kid try to f#ck the host's kid's bed. Is it not enough to desecrate your own? 😭
Upon my return, I need to have a sit down with Teddy and talk about manners.
Sharing my frog?! Only children in single pawrent households don't share their frogs. That's mine.
Tell him it's mine!!!!
I'm so fast you can't catch me!
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no.....
This is my new friend Trixie. Trixie is very popular here. Everyone knows her name.
I have a new friend called Ash from Level 1. She is so nice. Ash has a cat and a bunny and I hope to meet them soon.
Mummy and I have arrived in Melbourne. This morning we explored a dog park near our new home. I give it ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!
We had a tree marking competition. I'm not sure who won.
My neighbour Harry has a new baby brother called Alfie. Alfie is very cute and we like to play together. Mummy says I can be a good role model. So I'm trying to teach Alfie how to play without using his little shark teef.
My eyes are fine. They are clean. They are the cleanest. I don't care if you cleaned them before. I don't like it anymore. Don't touch my face with tissue. It is *not* friend.
PS what does eks-poh-sher therapi mean? Mummy was mumbling about it.
Warning: Birds Outside
Don't shush me there are birds outside!!!!!!
I'm hungry
It's breakfast time, Mummy!
Talking dog training part 2
Gimme the treats please!
Talking dog training part 1
You see what I have to do now? Use my words she says. This is animal abuse.
Pants smell is the best
Pajama pants smell is my FAVOURITE! Do you also like pants smell or do you like something else?