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The Mighty Rufus

10yo British bulldog. Vegemite toast enthusiast. Hogger of pillows. Instagram Really really really ridiculously good looking male model. Napper.

Senior dog, birthday 5 July 2013. Farter. Bacon connoisseur. Lover of lemonade ice blocks. High-fiver extraordinaire. Goop machine. Kinda here to provide insight to bulldog care, but mostly just to be ridiculous and make people laugh because existing is ✨a lot✨

08/02/2024

When you get sprung bein’ cute together 👀😅🙈

10/01/2024

Old habits die hard - coincidentally so do MacBook keyboards if you sleep on them long enough 💻

02/01/2024

Vet weigh-ins, first dog park experience, face-planting off agility course ramps, and comically ludicrous sleeping positions 🌦️

28/12/2023

Last ten years of smooshy Christmases, starting in 2013 at 5.5 months old 🙌🏻 Of my 11 Christmases to date, I have spent FOUR of them far from home on cattle stations from the top of the Northern Territory to the Gulf in North Queensland to Central Queensland. Very hot do not recommend zero stars not for bulldogs 💀🥵🌡️

01/12/2023

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30/11/2023

Thinking it would be fun to try on an outfit from your youth and getting your feelings hurt instead 🥲

28/11/2023

New phone who dis 📲 From 256GB that constantly filled up and stressed everyone out and ruined the capture of mint moments to ONE TERABYTE LET’S GOOOOOOO

12/11/2023

The Mystery of the Exploding Toy Which Didn’t Even Last 10 Minutes Once Unsupervised 🫨🫣🫥

05/11/2023

Don’t forget to ❤️

31/10/2023

Decided to just go as ourselves for Halloween this year 💅🏻😇😈

26/10/2023

Happy 1st birthday cousin Oatmeal 🩷
Sorry for bringing Walter I know you girls hate him but he has to come everywhere now even though he ends up in puppy jail cos he can’t act right 😒🙄
Thank you for the bday cake and for not smacking my face with your tail *quite* as much these days 😘😘😘
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19/10/2023

Fun fact! We have evolved to be this cute so that we don’t get yeeted out the window after being DEMONS for 93% of our waking hours 🥰🥰🥰
Walter got his work cut out for him though bc Human already had to endure MY cuteness overriding my dinosaur-ness. She is more immune to unbearable cuteness now. Good luck bruh ✌🏻😎

17/10/2023

Sleepy bebeh snoots 2023 & 2013 ❤️

16/10/2023

The REAL Walter 😭🤕🩹🩸

15/10/2023

The sweet parts 🎞️

01/10/2023

10 years ago (almost to the day!) The Mighty Rufus came home, to a small townhouse on the Gold Coast that was in no way sufficiently puppy-proofed and a 21yo Human who was blissfully unaware of the 2-3yrs of utter havoc he would soon unleash 🦖🦖🦖

A decade on, with wholly inadequate emotional preparation and even less puppy-proofing-preparation; we would like to introduce Walter 🩶

26/09/2023

Hot tip Tuesday! Sometimes it’s super fun to just freeze and INTENSELY STARE AT YOUR HUMAN! Without reason! For a disconcertingly long time! Extra points if you stop mid-stride in a hella jenky position! Try this tip regularly to enjoy witnessing the full spectrum of human emotions over the space of a few minutes! Do they have brain cancer? Is there a ghost behind them? Can we hear their thoughts? They’ll never know!! 😄😄😈

18/09/2023

Is very important to regularly test your humans’ devotion by holding them hostage in uncomfortable positions. Follow me for more tips on how to be a low-energy alpha in yo pack ✌🏻

20/08/2023

LET ME INNN 😩
When Human trying to sell the lounge set and wont let me back on it just because she’s “had them professionally cleaned” and has “also spent 2 full additional days removing bulldog hair the professional cleaner couldn’t suck up” AS IF THAT IS A VALID REASON TO DENY ACCESS 🤬🤬🤬 jokes on her though bc I keep smooshing my face into the gaps when she’s not looking and adding bulk hair all over again 😈

06/08/2023

My jubilation at convincing Human to make a new dummy Facebook account so she can reactivate my Facie page... 🎉😴

(For real though it took THREE BLOODY HOURS to do so??? I know we've been off facie for a couple years but Lordy, things have gotten significantly more complex 🤡 All of that effort, because to connect Insty to a planner app - which is needed to help with posting more frequently - the Insty account has to be connected to an active Facie page... Which has to be connected to an active Facie profile... And to have an active Facie profile, you have to verify the account. .. And to verify the account you need a different phone number and an authentication app and emails and oH MY GOD CAN WE JUST SHARE SOME SMOOSHY SNOOZY BULLDOG PICS ALREADY, HOW IS THIS SO HARD 🫠🫠💀)

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Humans: “Lets go park instead of beach so we don’t have to bath them after” Murphys Law: 🤭 #brownretrievers #wartdogs

Rain fall outside. Walter pee inside. #circleoflife

What a year 👀 #2023recap #hny

Being an only child > being a big brother 💀 #michaelaldag #wisewords #ididnotchoosethis

One of us bites the feeding hand and the other is on a diet. COINCIDENCE?? 👀👉🏻🧠 #noob #worksmarternotharder #bigbraintime

Swims like a submarine - mostly underwater but occasionally comes up for air 🤪 #RIPmyphone #firstbeachtrip #bulldogantics #dogbeach

Daily conversations 😒 If you ain’t sing to your dog you ain’t it. #yaneedjesus #whywalter #imsorryrufus

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Really really really ridiculously good looking male model. British bulldog. Napper. Farter. Hogger of pillows. Bacon connoisseur. Lover of lemonade ice blocks. High-fiver extraordinaire. Proven stud dog, clear DNA, available to tested bi***es only. Instagram @themightyrufus Use code THEMIGHTYRUFUS for 10% off at � www.animalhearted.com �