Funky Fido (2025)

03/07/2025

🎤Da party of da YEAR is only 1 more sleep away!!
Dat’s right..
Da queen of karaoke
Da original Cougarette
Da stylish & magnificent
Miss Molly
is turning
1️⃣7️⃣

And It’s up to US, all of Mollys furiends
(& da ring ins 🤣!)
to make dis da

Da night will be EXPLODING on da dance floor!
We is sure we’re going to break all da decibal sound barriers wif da screechies and da high pitches ..
And if you happen to be a pawty bum 🍑.. go put on da headphones & be a nana! 😆🤣

🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

So….

What’s da favourite song your momma sings at da top of her voice when she finks nopawdy else is in da house listening ..

Da one that you can sneak under da mums bed, & search for da tight black ‘Sandy’ hot pants

Or Dads secret cupboard where he hides his 🩷pink feather boas for when he visits dat pink pony club 🦄🫣

So.. get da frock on and come celebrate

We know that and know what we talkin’ about 🤩🤭
They definitely know how to frock up AND get their groove on!
They are after all da kings of da achey break heart ♥️

And dont forget about da fabulous Katie, Bibi and Abbey 🤩🎤🎶
Those Cougarettes are all sass, & lookn to put da ring on it 🎤🤭

So, furiends,
fink flamboyant..
fink fun..
fink FABULOUS!!!

And pick ya song.. pick ya outfit
Start gargling so ya pipes are ready…

Cos it’s time to show us..

Do you have what it takes to be a

**** oh, and by the way, Winnie & Mummy J visited the amazing miss Molly.. and she sure can shake her tail feather!!! So competition is on furiends!!

♥️lubs you

23/06/2025

You prayed 🙏🏻, you sent love ❤️.. and whoever it was that ‘stole’ the Crunchie van.. we owe you BIG time!!! 😆🤣

So.. let us tell you how it all unfolded!

Yesterday evening, in the dark of night, a chorus of woofs, barks and aroos broke out around the world 🌎
This was the signal for a co-ordinated stream of p*e mails 💦📮 signalling that operation was GO 💚 GO 💚 GO!!

We can’t tell you their names.. but a sneaky and wickedly clever group of puppers have been plotting & scheming with Winnie, Paddi, Roxy, & a pawful of hospawtal staff, to sneak Mummy J outta da hospawtal 🏥.

Mummy J’s chief Dogtor, the amazing Dogtor B, nurse Harry and an adorable patient whom Mummy J had befriended, called Betty, were ‘in’ on the mission.

Nurse Harry hit the emergency code grey alarm in patient Betty’s room.

Betty, a spritely 85 year old, had locked herself in her bathroom and was yelling profanities & refused to come out.
It caused such a distraction on the ward with staff, that Mummy J was able to climb into her electric wheelchair & sneak into the lift, which was being held open by Dr B’s medical swipe card.

The Crunchie Van was sitting in the patient collection parking bay. with its engine running, & waiting with Google Maps open & displaying the fastest route to Womble Woods,

Zoooooom….

If we hadn’t had the combined power of your love & prayers.. and the hijacking of a Cadbury Crunchie van 🤣 (Thankyou to our naughty collaborators- you know who you are 🐾🫢), operation would not have been possible.. or successful 🚚🐾♥️🍫

Just confirming..

Mummy J has escaped!
And arrived home 🏡 ..
She is exhausted, & will require much care, more tests & readmission to hospawtal again soon.

But for now ..
MummyJ is home 🏡
AND, oh so happy 😀

Do you want to see the actual Womble homecoming?

Warning.. it is full of kisses and waggley tails!

Lubs you 🥰

*email

22/06/2025

☎️This is Angel Jasper .. can you hear me??
‘Dis is a very impawtant phone call.
We need to get Mummy J out of da hospital 🏥

The Drs cannot ‘cure’ her ☹️
Da tests that she has been having are very awful, & very painful.
They show that she has a rare & nasty form of shingles which has ‘invaded’ her spine & many parts of her body (people usually only get shingles in one part of their body which is painful enough!)
We are praying it doesn’t travel to her lungs, or brain 🙏🏻
This sends painful ‘zappy’ electric shocks constantly through her body, which there is no cure, & pain medicines do very little to help 🥺🥺🥺

She also has over a dozen broken bones 🦴 in her footsy 🦶🏻☹️
The nasty ‘hole’ in her leg from da skin graft is still ouchie and yucky
And there’s now a pressure sore on her 🍑 because she’s had to be stuck lying in bed for 6 weeks 😞

She’s really a bwoken mummy!

The only treatment which provides any relief is crunchie therapy 🍫 & puppy kisses 🐾❤️!!

And as you know, she’s having a crunchie emergency 🚨.. AND is in desperate need of Womble kisses 😘

So.. Winnie and Paddi..
I have had a special emergency conference call wif Mummy J’s hospawtal dogtors..
And we have come up wif a plan..

Can you ask Mummy B & Aunty Kezzi & Aunty Kate if you will all be able to help look after Mummy J at home in Womble Woods??

You will need to make sure her bed has lots of soft pillows, that you are very very gentle, and can find a delivery of Cadbury crunchie ‘medicine’ bars!!

And maybe send as many p*e mails 💦📮 to all our furiends to ask for 🙏🏻..
we is looking for da miracle pwease.

If we can organise dis.. as quick as we can..
Da drs will allow Mummy J to come home for a couple of weeks (she will need to come back to da hospital for more tests in 2 weeks, AND if there is any deterioration).

What do you think?
Can we get Mummy J home to Womble Woods 🏡

Lubs you 🥰
Angel Jasper 🐨🙏🏻

*email

21/06/2025

Peemail incoming 💦📮..
11 days digging a tunnel..
11 days planning an escape route..
11 days missing Mummy like the air that we breathe..
11 day crunchie emergency 🚨

We sent Mummy J’s red running shoes 👟 ..
And told her no one would care if she even flashed her 🍑! 🤣

Pwease pwease pwease Mummy..
Things are really really s #%*
The Drs can’t ’fix you’..
We don’t want you to have any more ouchie tests..
So pwease come home where we can kiss all your ouchies..
Snuggle you tight..
And lick away the tears 😢

Oh.. & then we can have all the crunchies delivered to our home 🏡 (& the nurses can’t steal them anymore!!!)..
Do you want crunchie postal address furiends 😆?

So..
We ‘may’ have some exciting news tonight 🫰
We’re just trying to bribe the doctors and nurses that ‘it’s time’…

Cross your paws and pwease pray 🙏🏻 wif everything you got!!

Just keep swimming Mummy J..
Or should we say..
Just keep crunchieing

Lubs you 🥰
Winnie Poohs 🍯 Paddi Bear 🐻‍❄️

*email

21/05/2025

HELP.. Puppies of the world.. we need you!
Your mission, if you choose to accept it..
Help us break Mummy J out of hospawtal!

Aunty Asja and Aunty Shelley have been secretly ‘bribing’ staff wif cakes..
And the plan is working!!

We now have 2 nurses, 1 doctor, a food delivery helper AND the clincher today..
a Nun!!!!

They have all agreed to help smuggle Mummy J right on outta there.. almost 3 weeks!!
3 weeks she has been prisoner!!

Paddi has been watching NCIS and worked out how to hack into the hospawtal computa 💻 system..
But, can anypawdy read hooman writing ✍️?
We need to make some alterations to her clinical notes ..
Maybe something like…

“By order of Westies Inc (The World Westie League & co), Mummy J must be sent home IMMEDIATELY
Failure to comply will not be in your best interest!
A thousand paws will be swarmed .. it will make a thunderous noise.
Each set of paws has the capacity of at least 15 💦💦 mail squirts and 💩 bombs!
You do NOT want to mess with Westietude!!”

Oh.. & maybe finish it nicely.. wiff something like..
“It really is just the kind thing to do..
Please Bee 🐝 Kind..
Let Mummy J go home 🏡
We miss her 💔”

Who is wiff us..
Who accepts the Mission??

Lubs and hugs 🥰
Winnie Poohs 🍯 Paddi Bear 🐻‍❄️ Roxy Soxy 🐕‍🦺

greatescape

19/05/2025

Football.. it’s in our blood! So when we saw our best furiend was celebrating her birfday.
We was so excited!!
We donned all our AFL (Aussie Football League) wear & did a few zoomies, speckies & shot some goals to celebrate

Billie suppawts a team called the Adelaide Crows, so Mummy J made us some special ‘Crows’ suppawter gear! 💙❤️💛

The Wombles..
well, we’re ‘Doggies’ suppawters OF COURSE!’
A team called the Western Bulldogs ❤️🤍💙
We even have a Women’s professional team!!

In Australia, we have 18 Football teams to choose and suppawt..

So, if you live in Australia which team do you suppawt furiends?

And if you don’t live in 🇦🇺, or blasfemy, you don’t have a team 😳
Well..
We think you should be a Doggys suppawter like the Wombles!!
Mummy can even make you a Doggys’dana and collar!!!

Oh.. and don’t let Molly persuade you to join her team.. they are called the Magpies 🖤🤍 … but you don’t want to join them lol 😝, as when their suppawters go crazy.. they go real cray cray 🤪 I

Happy 6th Birfday Billie 🎂.. May you continue to kick goals and have a ball!!!

Lubs you 🥰❤️
Westie Wombles 🇦🇺
Mummy J 👩‍🌾

14/05/2025

Today is Buzzy Day, and a day to remember our beautiful buzzy angels, and send our special thoughts 🌈🐾🌷to our newest angel Rosalita 🌹
So, as we turn our heads away from the camera on we are looking into the sky ☀️🌈☁️and remembering our beautiful furiends.
We lubs you all, and will never forget, and always remember 🌈🫶🏻

And we wear our ‘danas with pride 🌈🙏🏻🥰

Our poem for Rose 🌹
If roses grow in heaven,
Lord, please pick a bunch for me,
Place them in my Roses’ arms
and tell her they’re from me.
Tell her that I love and miss her,
and when she turns to smile,
Place a kiss upon her fluffy cheek
and hold her for awhile.
Because remembering her is easy,
I do it every day,
but there’s an ache within my heart that will never go away
🌈🐾

(Adapted by a poem by Dolores M. Garcia)

We have so many angels🙏🏻🌈, sadly we cannot mention all, but please know we are looking into the clouds, & always remembering, & never forgetting 🫶🏻

.westie .thenorfolk

.loechel.and.henryschnitzel

Mummy J 👩‍🌾
Angel Jasper 🐨 Winnie Poohs 🍯 Paddi Bear 🐻‍❄️

11/05/2025

Mum.. I got photo bombed!! 😆
If you need a reminder that you are loved 🥰, both on earth and in heaven ..
Here’s your proof!!

I had just set up the timer ⏱️ on my camera 📸 at my angel Cheeee Shoppe, and who should storm through the door.. Tumi & a pile of his cheeky angel pups!

Next thing I knew they photo bombed my photo!! 😆

There was Hazel & Harriet .thenorfolk , & Simone & Georgette , Maxine pushed centre stage, then Dilla snowballed his way in, and of course their was my sister Pip
And Chuffy literally ran in with his new red runners!

They also wanted to wish their Mummy’s a happy Dog Mummy Day 💝🌹.. and to say how much they lubs them ❤️❤️❤️

But I lubs you more mum 🥰🥰🥰
Our souls are connected forever and ever 🙏🏻

Happy Mummy Day 🌹🥰

11/05/2025

Mummy J..
You are our sun, our moon and our stars
The light in the dark
The butter on our toast
The cream on our cake,
The love in our hearts

If we could choose
any Mummy,
We would choose YOU
Again, and again, and again ❤️🥰

💐Happy Mother’s Day 💝

And Happy Mother’s Day to all the wonderful Mummy’s around the world

** please come home soon Mummy, we promise to be the bestest puppies , and stop rolling in wombat p**p 💩 and barking at possums!

❤️ Winnie Poohs & Paddi Bear

07/05/2025

☎️ Paddi.. do we call 911 or 000? What is the number to repawt missing Mummy’s?

5 days ago Mummy gave us a kiss 😘 and said blah blah blah… good puppies..
blah blah blah.. no barking…
blah blah blah.. lubs you 🥰

She had a bag 💼 packed.. and we tried to sneak into it, but it was full of pyjamas 👚& her pillow 🛌.
Even her stuffie🐶 ‘Dougal’ was allowed to go, but NOT us!

Do you fink she’s run away?
Or maybe she’s lost?
She said somefing bout hospawtal..
But we da pups who make all her ouchies better!
And sit on her head to keep her warm!

📞Try dat phone thing again Paddi..
☎️ bwing bwing..

Hello ..
Ellllo..
Woof..
Anypawdy there?

✏️We drew a picture of mummy
& us.. do you fink it looks like her?

Mummy.. we lubs you ❤️
Mummy.. we miss you 🥺
Can you pwease come back so we can give you kisses 😘 better

❤️ Winnie Poohs 🍯 & Paddi Bear 🐻‍❄️

20/04/2025

It’s baby Winnie Poohs.. when I was a wee lil Easter Bunny.
Wishing all our furiends, new and old, those with legs which run fast and slow, and wings which soar high above us 🌈🙏🏻 a hippity hoppity Happy Easter!

Oh and remember.. today is the day to let your pawrents unwrap that glittery and shining foil filled bunny rabbit. It’s apparently covering a delicious creamy choc-o-late..
And it might smell reallllly good.. but DON’T EAT IT!!!

It will make you very very sick..

Carotts 🥕carob eggs 🥚and tummy rubs 🥰for all our furry furiends

Lubs you

Happy Easter furiends,
Love ❤️ Woofs 🐾 & Easter delights 🍫
Winnie Poohs 🍯
The Westie Wombles 🇦🇺

10/04/2025

🙏🏻 Hi, it’s Angel Jasper here letting everypawdy know that Angel Chuffy has arrived safely 🌈

And guess what I bought him for his homecoming .. a set of the snazziest sneakers you ever did see!

Cos we now live in the most magical place called Doggy Heaven.

And when you travel 🌈 from the world of green grass and your mummy and daddy’s arms.. you become the strongest, happiest and ‘well’ lil woofer.

My p*ekaboos 👀 grew back and I could see again.

And Chuffys back legs have grown so strong that he doesn’t need his wheelie walker anymore!!

But he will NEED running shoes.. cos we play all day up here.. bouncing from one cloud ☁️ to the next .
And then there’s the zoomies .. and boy oh boy we have some crazy fast zoomers that you’ll have to catch if you can.

Angel Chuffy was the bravest and most awesome lil doggy ever!
And we know that his mum and brothers and sisters will miss him so very much.. and all his IG furiends will have tears 😥 trickling down their cheeks, knowing that his wheels have been ‘hung up’.

Chuffy, welcome to Doggy Heaven, and Jaspers Cheese Shoppe 🧀.
We have so many furiends up here, who are looking down through the clouds, watching over our pawrents and siblings.
And when we need to send them a message, we have some pretty cool tricks to get their attention.
We mught ‘squirt’ a bit of p*e 💦mail 📬.. or ask a butterfly 🦋 to fly gently by, or leave a little white feather for them to find.

Okay.. it’s time to get ready for the biggest cheese pawty there ever was 🧀🎉.

Who will come to our pawty??
Does anyone know of other angels 😇 who will come be Chuffys furiend..

** Knock knock **

Oh hi Pippy and Scout.. can you help get the sausages out off the fridge?

Gotta go.. ok
Love ❤️ Woofs 🐾 & Wagggles 🥰

And extra special hugs to Chuffys Mummy and ‘gang’?

Angel Jasper 🐨🙏🏻

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