Fort Sask Coyotes

01/14/2024

When we see fur hats in this weather, we look away.

12/31/2023

This 123-123 thing is getting under my paws.

12/20/2023

For Christmas, buy us anything that belongs to a food group.

11/25/2023

We do own the place!

A Facebook group says the behaviour of coyotes is becoming more aggressive. CTV News Edmonton's Nahreman Issa reports.

11/02/2023

Halloween is over. Time to put away the human costumes for another year.

10/25/2023

We received a message stating that our page contains “offensive and inflammatory” comments. Luckily we don’t understand human languages.

10/08/2023

Happy Thanksgiving! We like our turkey rare.

09/05/2023

What are we supposed to do with all of the zucchini out there? Bring back the carrots.

09/01/2023

It’s back to school and that means lunch snacks! We don’t particularly enjoy yogurt tubes, or bear claws. They’re both weird.

08/10/2023

We are having fun watching people buy back-to-school supplies. We prefer to learn by osmosis. Keep learning us please.

07/07/2023

Does anyone know where to get sunscreen for a puppy-like nose? We are off to find a front yard sprinkler.

04/07/2023

Safety meeting today to discuss chocolate bunnies. They’re like chasing parked cars.

04/05/2023

Lucifer Coyote noticed we now have 666 followers. This is devilishly good news for us.

03/24/2023

Executive committee meeting today behind the Starbucks’ dumpster. Agenda items include: “What’s with cats and pandas all over Instagram? Why are coyotes so sadly underrepresented?”

02/08/2023

We are getting a bit tired of the wolves on Yellowstone. We’d like a shot at the biz too.

01/28/2023

Damn scavengers. https://fortsaskonline.com/articles/local-photographer-captures-once-in-a-lifetime-wildlife-picture?fbclid=IwAR3UqbD3ePH0sqVMo4enbY6C7gZD3K6cFTkATGM7cBBwaaC0hbUVqU8h0-c

01/18/2023

Thank you to Ivan Lorenson and SONiC 102.9 for sharing this, but we are well aware of our cousins; thank you very much.

Spotted a coyote in Edmonton recently?!

Reddit user Nick Carter posted this stunning snap of a coyote he spotted in the River Valley in Edmonton!

(Posted with Nick's permission.)

- Lauren Hunter

01/01/2023

From our den to your’s, may you have a fantastic 2023. We love keeping you on your 16 tows with non-retractable claws.

12/22/2022

ISO den mate for cold snap. Single, sandy fur, female preferred. See Kyle at West River’s Edge pavilion for details. Two long howls followed by a short bark. Pic for attention.

11/19/2022

Is it wrong for us to enjoy Cherry Coke Zero? Crafty Coyote figured out the tabs and we are on cloud nine.

11/08/2022

If you hear a paw at the front door now you know.

10/30/2022

If you see trick or treaters tomorrow with 4 legs and pointy noses, let us know. We want them home by 8pm.

10/28/2022

Can confirm that Kyle does, in fact, climb fences.

10/28/2022

We overheard our human friends talking about lunch yesterday at Pots Bar & Grill
According to them, it was amazing. From them, to us, to you: “Thank you very much!” Now … about using the words “doggy bags.”

10/04/2022

This goes back to us being criticized for “doing our business” on the trail. Sorry people, you can’t have it both ways.

09/26/2022

We have been quiet for a while and don’t really understand the concept of time, but don’t you worry - soon our zany Fall antics will have you rolling in the aisles. We don’t really understand aisles either.

08/10/2022

ISO recipes for goat.
Also, looking for help with an electric fence. 🐐🍲

08/07/2022

Stay hydrated today, my canine brothers and sisters. If you can’t carry your own water, kids’ inflatable pools do the trick. Be sure to ask nicely and wipe your paws.

08/04/2022

We are your furry friends. Sometimes we just need some space. That little strip between the houses and the river is all we have left.

A Fort Saskatchewan dog walker is alerting others to brazen coyotes in the area. Lindsay Gabert, the owner of Fort Dog Fit, was walking a client's dog near the boat launch at West River's Edge last week when she turned around to see a coyote standing a short distance from her. Gabert explained that....

08/03/2022

Clareview Coyotes always making us look bad.

The city says coyote complaints are up more than 11 per cent this year