Ebi & Roe

12/05/2021

Dear Mama-Kitty & Sandy Claws...

We've been very good kittens this year (we swear!), so I'm sure we deserve this. We'll even try to share. 😉

05/12/2021

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10/11/2020

Noooo, Mama-Kitty!!!

Elizabeth Jancewicz Art

06/17/2020

Dear Mama-Kitty,

WHHYYY did you move us?
We were perfectly comfortable exactly the way we were!

No love,
~Ebi & Roe

06/12/2020

MAOW!

03/06/2020

Cat purrs cure all!*

* Okay, okay, maybe they're not a *cure-all*, but they sure do help!

A cat purr a day keeps the sad thoughts at bay.
My little bean boy does a pretty good job at cheering me up.

02/05/2020

Mama-Kitty doesn't believe us, but we swear we're distantly related to Jólakötturinn. True story! ;)

When people talk about Krampus I always want to bring up Jólakötturinn, the giant Icelandic yule cat that eats people who don't get clothes for Christmas.
Happy Christmas! I hope you all get lots of clothes!

12/18/2019

Don't look under the sofa, Mama-Kitty, just don't look, okay?

Hi hi! Happy Monday. I don’t know if anyone can relate to this, but my cat sheds like crazy and sometimes I want to put it all together to make a new cat. Btw, sorry I haven’t posted in a while! *Insert excuse here* I missed you guys!

11/20/2019

Dear Mama-Kitty,

Please top up our bowls more often. We are not "fat"... At least, not in comparison to these chonkers!

No love,
Ebi & Roe

A fat cat named Cinderblock on an aspirational mission to slim down has become a darling of the internet, but felines everywhere should likely be joining her in the battle against the bulge.

09/20/2019

Dear Mama-Kitty,

It's not our fault our bellies sway when we walk. We're just built that way!

No love,
~Ebi & Roe

Fun Fact Friday!
Do you know why many cats have a saggy belly?
Below is the technical explanation, and we'd like to send a huge thank you to "Melody" for modeling for us what the Primordial Pouch looks like and to her Mom Julia Wilson for her purrrfect picture. Thank you!
https://www.cat-world.com.au/

The technical term for this flap of skin and fat, which often feels like a half-full water balloon, is the “primordial pouch,” and you can also observe this feature on some big cats like lions and tigers. This bit of loose skin and padding at the belly provides extra protection and insulation to your cat during fights when a cat’s practice of “bunny kicking” with the rear paws could result in severe abdominal injury to their opponent. In fact, cats have excess skin covering the entire body which helps them squirm out of the grasp of other predators.

Another function of the abdominal flap is to allow the cat freedom of movement to fully stretch and extend the back legs when in full stride. It’s also theorized that in our cats’ wild ancestors, the flap allowed the stomach to stretch to hold extra food when necessary, such as when gorging after a large kill in the wild.

While this pouch is part of your cats anatomy, you still want to make sure your fur baby maintains a healthy weight. 😉

https://news.petmeds.com/news/common-pet-conditions/why-do-many-cats-have-a-saggy-belly/

02/21/2019

02/08/2019

Dear Mama-Kitty,

Why are our bowls empty, *AGAIN*???

No love,
~Ebi & Roe

I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it

01/15/2019

Dear Mama-Kitty,

#&(-$ #:*/!!!

No love,
~Ebi & Roe

10/30/2018

Happy !

10/23/2018

Scientifically proven!

(Sakari)

10/21/2018

Mama-Kitty tells us she's going to a thing called "Marché Noir," so they're building a Whack-a-Hyooman game in the back of a truck. We don't really know what any of those things mean, but we're hoping it's got something to do w/ treats?

10/05/2018

We did too catch that laser dot once!
Welllll... *almost*

08/21/2018

06/14/2018

Maybe this is why Mama-Kitty won't let us in the bedroom anymore?

https://www.gocomics.com/the-bent-pinky

06/07/2018

Why isn't it wet food day *today*?

05/13/2018

Dear Mama-Kitty,

We love you anyway (& not only because today is a wet food day).

Love & purrings,
Ebi & Roe

Happy Mother's Day, everyone!

05/03/2018

🤦🏼‍♀️😹 Busted!

04/22/2018

Dear Mama-Kitty​,

Where are you?!?
And why is the bringer of wet food not here too?

No love,
~Ebi & Roe

https://www.facebook.com/catplanets/photos/a.1222760341114563.1073741828.1100537670003498/1751401604917098/

Get the wet food human - CAT Planet

Artist

03/05/2018

Hey, Mama-Kitty? Weren't you just talking about needing an entrance hall storage thingy? You should get something like this made!

https://www.facebook.com/sheltieshacks/posts/856599337831237/

02/13/2018

01/21/2018

Dear Mama-Kitty,

Make w/ the wet food already, wouldja?

Much love,
~Ebi & Roe

The numbers don't lie.