10/03/2024
Hi cat friends,
So you bought an Amazon cat tree. Something from a trusted vendor, because you’re pretty sure it’ll be amazing. The box arrives, and…. Oh no. Some assembly required. Well no, ALL assembly required. You hate assembling simple IKEA bookshelfs. What are you going to do about this?
You’re going to call Rob. I can assemble it for you for a small fee. Better yet, I can use one of my tricks to make it remain sturdy for a bit longer (but not forever, until you bring it to me to be refurbished).
Oh, and hey… Please don’t pay over $400 for a cat tree like the one in the image below. My version would be infinitely more sturdy and cost about half the price. And you’ll get your choice of carpet colour.
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