Pooper Troopers Cornwall

13/09/2024

“I’ve got that dog in me!”

The dog:

13/09/2024

Happy Friday the 13th!
Did YOU know that according to French superstition, stepping in dog p**p 🐶 💩 with your left foot 🦶 will bring you 🍀luck🍀? Anybody care to try?
Y’know, for science?

26/08/2024

A happy National Dog Day to all the good bois and girls out there! Make sure to show yours some love with something cool from our pals at Stacy’s!

Happy National Dog Day!!🐶

Show your pup some love with our 10-20-30 SALE🐾

Toys and Treats are on sale and you can mix & match!
Buy 1 Get 10% OFF
Buy 2 Get 20% OFF
Buy 3 (or more) Get 30% OFF

On Until the last day of August!

21/08/2024

Hey , you know it’s that time again!

If you’re in need of weekly service or just a “heavy doody” cleanup (yeah, we went there) before the leaves tumble, you can count on the Troopers!

08/08/2024

Although Ollie Williams wasn’t the one to fill us in, we’re well aware of how much rain is coming.

Since safety comes first, we’re going to hold off on tomorrow’s route and we’ll be doing “double duty” next week!

Stay safe!

06/07/2024

It’s no secret we love pups! We’re also fans of “retro” video games and baseball.

So to start your weekend, here’s all three at once with Peanut Butter the very skilled shiba inu!

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17/06/2024

In case you’re one of those last-minute types…

07/06/2024

To the degenerate couple who thought it wise to throw a half-eaten sandwich at one of our technicians today and then follow her in their truck to survey the damage…

May your hallways be forever dark and filled with Legos.

25/05/2024

Someone asked us years ago, "𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" There may have been more to it than that, but we thought it'd be nice to provide a few reasons!

Then again, you could always ask our clients! 😉

10/05/2024

SAME.

30/04/2024

No corners left untouched with the top-tier team at Home Maid!

29/04/2024

DID YOU KNOW…

Dog waste is often mistaken for fertilizer (we read the comments), but it's important to understand that it's definitely NOT suitable for this purpose! Here's why:

🚫 Lack of Nutrients: Unlike commercial fertilizers, dog p**p lacks the necessary nutrients for plant growth.

🦠 Bacteria & Parasites: Dog waste can contain harmful bacteria like E. coli and parasites, posing risks to human and animal health.

☠️ Toxins: Dog p**p contains toxins that can leach into the soil and water, potentially harming your loved ones and the environment should they be improperly disposed.

Always be sure to collect after your pets regularly and if you can’t (whatever the reason may be), we can help!

(Also, don’t ask if our cartoon friend here is supposed to be Justin. He WISHES he had that hair!)

15/04/2024

RELATABLE.

09/04/2024

And how!

05/04/2024

This may (hopefully) be the last time this nifty little graphic applies, so we’re just gonna remind you that we’re ready, willing and able to do that “doo-doo” thing that we do best!

31/03/2024

A 5-star review sure makes our Easter extra hoppy!

★★★★★ "I am absolutely thrilled about this service, the automation of services, the ease of invoicing, and the amazing service! I have a large King Doberman, and well...single working mom...this company saves me! I first had the season clean up after the winter...life saving! I now subscri...

31/03/2024

Here’s hoping all your Easter activities were safe and any hunts only uncovered colourful eggs!

28/03/2024

Kind of an important post here, because we made a big boo-boo yesterday when we weren’t out scoopin’ doo-doo. Please read on, if you’d be so kind.

We put out a neat new graphic and shared it around, as we often do. There was an adorable lookin’ pup who kinda looked like he could give “Grumpy Cat” a run for his money.

The problem? I didn’t vet the source when I got a “hey dude, check out this awesome dog” message and I really should have. That pooch belongs to someone in the area and as you can imagine, they were rightfully none too pleased when they saw their pup and they weren’t the ones doing it! Definitely not cool on my part, but that’s what I get for not questioning the source first.

I’m very fortunate and grateful that they reached out to me and we had a significantly positive chat about it. Naturally, I took it down without a second thought and although our conversation never became a confrontation, I feel like a big ol’ bag of — well, you know what we do here.

Even though it’s been nearly 24 hours, it’s eating at me like my name was “Gilbert Grape” and I wanted to take a few minutes to get it out as a reminder that we’re all still human and I in particular can make some dumb mistakes sometimes.

That’s all. If you made it through all that, you deserve to enjoy your long weekend. So go do that!

- Justin, scooper-in-chief and social media anti-guru.