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Lu and I share an iCloud. It’s annoying for two reasons… Lu fills it daily with photos of hooves, and I have to delete a...
11/11/2024

Lu and I share an iCloud. It’s annoying for two reasons… Lu fills it daily with photos of hooves, and I have to delete all the nudes chicks send me before the cloud gets them 🤣😂🤣

As the sun rises on the 11th of the 11th over my homeland and birth place, I’m thinking about how my journey with horses...
10/11/2024

As the sun rises on the 11th of the 11th over my homeland and birth place, I’m thinking about how my journey with horses began… and it’s not what you think. My journey and love affair with horses began on the 31st of October 1917 when the Australian light horse charged the town of Beersheba. In 1987, the movie “The Lighthorsemen” was released and I must have seen it sometime around 1988-89. I was a Cub Scout, I played with army men, and attended every Anzac Day and vividly remember talking to veterans of the Great War, many who served in the light horse at Gallipoli.

I will NEVER forget watching The Lighthorsemen… it changed my life. And it’s free on YouTube and I recommend without hesitation you watch it today.

A digger, thirsty as all buggery gives the last of his water to his horse before the charge. It changed something in me seeing this. I don’t know how or what it did to me, but I’ve never been the same since and although it took over 30 years to meet him, I have my equine “ride or die”. The idea that a man and equine are “both in it together, up s**t creek without a paddle” and smile about it has never left me. This… is why I long ride. This is why I ride the biggest grey bastard that’s as mean as a cat on fire put out with vinegar and together we’d dick punch Satan and key the pricks car after banging his Mrs.

In the four years Australia sent men to war… they sent 136,000 horses with them. Only one, a horse named Sandy came home. The rest were shot, with each bloke shooting his best mates horse. F**k me I just can’t even type that without tears. I’ve seen my share of conflict and it’s pretty s**t ahy. And after it all I can tell you this much about the world…

Horses are better than us. They are loyal, they are courageous, they are kind. I want to be the kind of bloke that gives his horse the last of his water. And I have horses to thank for guiding me through life.

Thank you. Thank you to all those animals that have served us in war. No matter the mistakes we’ve made, no matter how many times you’ve paid the bill with your suffering right alongside impressionable young men sent to kill their brothers… you’ve stood with us. Lest we forget.

We horsemen will make sure you are honoured.

Done for the day.
10/11/2024

Done for the day.

10/11/2024

These will be longer vids, but we can show you some of the steps in making a saddle. I’ve got one weekend left in both December and November for saddle making courses and YES we are still doing them and doing them in winter. Here we will show you Luisa building her first of the three that we will use on Tequila as he muscles up. And yep… that’s right. He will be getting MULTIPLE saddle changes!

Gen 7 build for Tequila starts tomorrow. It will be Lu’s first saddle start to finish. Want to see it take form?
09/11/2024

Gen 7 build for Tequila starts tomorrow. It will be Lu’s first saddle start to finish. Want to see it take form?

09/11/2024

So somedays “as a man” it’s important to understand that you ladies are crazy. Best example I’ve ever seen online… this guy spitting WISDOM! So for me personally this is where I just walk away from everything to do with Banditti. Lu is in her own bubble of self doubt and anxiety with nasty brainless t***s feeding all the negative thoughts she has. It’s pointless helping, nothing I do there has any impact at all so I’m OUT, instead focusing on encouraging and supporting my lovely wife elsewhere.

So… we need to plan a training regime for Tequila. Fearless Horsemanshiping saddle next week and I think it’s time to really start getting him used to tac. For us that means LOUD MUSIC, chainsaws, and face to face work with stuff gingling and jingling about him. Yes of course we work up to this slowly… but I’d say that will be the next months work and we’d love to have ideas thrown at us if you’ve got good ones! Any thoughts Fearless Horsemanship? It will be a slow and steady from the ground approach with I’m hoping Lu in the saddle around Xmas. Thoughts?

The image below is the reason Luisa has been off Facebook until trying to sell Banditti recently. She was bullied exclus...
08/11/2024

The image below is the reason Luisa has been off Facebook until trying to sell Banditti recently. She was bullied exclusively by one demographic for it, and once again these bullies are attacking her and doing all they can to undermine her sale.

BULLYING IN THE HORSE WORLD NEEDS TO STOP.
But let’s first address who the bullies are, and why they are bullies.

It’s not vibrant young girls and it’s not old ladies.

It’s rarely men.

It is ALMOST ALWAYS a liberal, slightly to grossly overweight, SINGLE, cat and dog loving WOMAN aged in her 40s - 50s who is a self proclaimed expert and what I call “could have been champion.” You know… “I would have gone pro, but add generic excuses here”.

I know MANY 40-50s ladies who are the salt of the earth. Single, yet sweet! Liberal yet kind! ALL ARE HAPPY AND SECURE EMOTIONALLY! So it’s only a tiny % of ladies within that demographic that are mean.

Those that bully are insecure cowards. They feel bad about how they look. They feel insecure. They wish they were loved by more than a cat and a dog and they take all that hurt inside them and project it on others veiled as “caring for animals”.

I’m sick of seeing my wife cry. I’m sick of it effecting my marriage. I’m sick of always needing to defend vulnerable women devastated by comments made by these women with no evidence or knowledge to support them. It is always the bravest and brightest they attack and THIS IS WHY THE SMARTEST AND BEST HORSEMEN DON’T HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA.

If this statement offends you, then you are most likely one.

My wife is a sweet, kind, caring person. She is a gentle empath. She is beautiful, she is courageous and puts her animals care above her own, her husband and her marriage.

No one dares bully me these days. I systematically destroy them. But I’ve dragged human remains off a road to get traffic flowing again. Words online… 😂🤣😂🤣😂 bitch please… if people only knew 1/1,000 the hell I’ve been through.

But when you attack a girl like Lu, you hurt her. You hurt her, shatter her confidence and undermine every bit of good she’s done. She’s absolutely trying her best. As are the vast majority of girls like her out there.

So am I a bully when I say someone is too big for their horse? In the eyes of many yes. Is it different? YES IT IS DIFFERENT! Why? Because I’m not attacking a person to feel better about my own situation. Because I take no joy in it and scroll past 99.99% of what I see and just roll my eyes. But these people have no lives, and just hammer good folks over nothing.

I have seen MULTIPLE pages deleted by their creators in the last six months Inc a fabulous English page I really loved. “Anis adventures” ☹️☹️☹️ I am sick of seeing those trying to bring a little bit of love and joy into the world bullied to the point they leave social media behind for good.

I am within an inch of binning social media. LOTS of us are. And when we go, so does all the chances to learn from our mistakes. The chances to ask questions and laugh together. The cool pictures, the funny stories and good times. The inspiration and excitement that drives us to “try harder” and better ourselves! It all goes… and it’s just a bunch of lonely, bitter people hating over a microwave dinner for one as a cat meows at her feet.

It’s -5 already. Everything is freezing. We are going to just put in a cat door, keep eating tacos and I’ll skip going o...
07/11/2024

It’s -5 already. Everything is freezing. We are going to just put in a cat door, keep eating tacos and I’ll skip going out for winter.

Ok so secret time… Luisa is a gangster. Here’s our jobs / marriage rolls.

Pete.
FB, saddle making, sewing, alcohol control. 1/2 cooking. Fish feeding. Keeping the fire going.
Luisa.
Training and feeding of live stock. Dog walking. Dishes and the mess Pete makes. Paperwork and tax.

Man Lu takes the lions share of work at this time of the year!!! But we live being married! It’s so awesome to work our strengths for the team!

Also. Me and Jill hate the cat still.

Misty and miserable weather here and again and I’ll be honest… we are getting pretty frustrated with the crap we have to...
07/11/2024

Misty and miserable weather here and again and I’ll be honest… we are getting pretty frustrated with the crap we have to deal with just posting an add for a horse. Yet… you can post asking for advice on a horse that’s literally being crushed and it’s “positive comments only” 😂🤣😂🤣

We won’t let Banditti go to just anyone, and to be completely honest we are happy to just keep him. I’ll happily keep him on over winter as both a training mate for Tequila and to just have a horse for visitors to ride. People are just such utter DICKS! It’s crazy how disgusting horse people are and it’s why I keep my axe sharp here when it comes to banning Karen’s.

It’s ALWAYS a Karen.

OMG!!!!! It is here. I’m speechless. This exceeded EVERY expectation I had by a margin that just leaves me… guys I’ve go...
06/11/2024

OMG!!!!! It is here. I’m speechless. This exceeded EVERY expectation I had by a margin that just leaves me… guys I’ve got no words. These aren’t going to be cheap but dear GAWD ARE THEY GOOD!!!! I’ll be testing tomorrow.

Lu and I are both literally in shock.

It’s a day to celebrate!!! Why? Because We have just finished the PDF to go with the 11 & 1/4 hour course spread over 43...
06/11/2024

It’s a day to celebrate!!!
Why? Because We have just finished the PDF to go with the 11 & 1/4 hour course spread over 43 videos. What shocks me is what we left out… and… it was A LOT. We covered as much as we felt we could without overload people’s brains, and steer folks in a bunch of different directions we felt helped us grow in our journey as horsemen.

I am also VERY happy with the prospect that a lifelong dream may become reality for us. I have DREAMED of riding to somewhere most wouldn’t approve of… that being… Chernobyl. Yep. There’s a HUGE exclusion zone with a radius of some 60km. Now… I’ll skirt the edge sure, but I want to see WILD EUROPE and it seems with Trump now headed to the Whitehouse, the war in Ukraine may finally end. Selfishly… I have dreamed of riding there forever. That aside, I’m just so relieved that the war will in all likelihood deescalate from here and hopefully ultimately end in a lasting peace. A peace that befits all mankind, and the wildlife we share this messed up planet with!

Now… OFF FOR A RIDE!

06/11/2024

Oh my GAAAWDD! JILLI YOU IDIOT!

Jill is a food scab, and as I got an armful of chilli’s and bell peppers of to make slow cooked beef tacos I dropped a chilli. Jill… maybe thinking it was a carrot grabbed it and took it back to her basket!!! I of course “grabbed the phone” and went to save her. She chewed it and realised…

“huh… maybe this isn’t dog food?”

She’s FINE! I let her lick some sour cream and she happy as but I doubt she will try and eat a raw chilli again!

Horses will be horses. It’s great to see how thick a coat Tequila has grown in literally A WEEK! He’s in with the boys f...
06/11/2024

Horses will be horses. It’s great to see how thick a coat Tequila has grown in literally A WEEK! He’s in with the boys full time now and is just so sweet and soft. Marengo has been biting him a bit though and usually when he tries to suck up to Banditti. We feed hay in three piles of course, and it seems there’s no food aggression which is great and in time they will sort out their vision for the herd. He just comes for hugs the second you go near him and although I leave horses 100% to themselves over winter… it’s lovely to see how loving this horse is.

The one and ONLY political post for the year…Trump or Harris???? Who do our followers support? Beautiful early winter we...
05/11/2024

The one and ONLY political post for the year…

Trump or Harris???? Who do our followers support?

Beautiful early winter weather here and as I sit typing, drinking screwdrivers listening to Joe Rogan chatting with Elon Musk… I can’t help but wonder what’s going to happen to America. It’s no secret I’m pro Trump. Like… VERY pro Trump. Why? Because I can’t stand war, and like it or not liberals… Trump did some stone cold gangster s**t that gave us a period without major conflict. Luisa and I are right of centre conservatives, as are most horse folks I know and to our followers in the US we wish you nothing but peace and prosperity regardless of your support for either the Orange Man, or Multi racial word salad lady who answers every question with a history lesson on her “middle class upbringing”.

Personally I’m looking forward to four years of mean tweets and more outrageous speeches with references to “Beawdiful dawgs” killing terrorists. Trump is hilarious, and I’m sorry lefties… the guy is my pick because I DONT WANT WWIII!!!

More AI horse posts…I’m officially DONE with Scoot boots. 22€ for replacement mud straps and they won’t arrive until Dec...
05/11/2024

More AI horse posts…

I’m officially DONE with Scoot boots. 22€ for replacement mud straps and they won’t arrive until December. EVERYTHING on them has broken multiple times and for the money spent they represent utterly p**s poor value for money. Others have had success, but for us that’s the last straw. They get occasional use at best, and are all utterly flogged out over 500 odd km.

Professionally fitted too.

05/11/2024

Here’s a tiny section of our video on training a horse for a long ride 😂🤣😂😂

Ok so I’ve just finished spending weeks of my life creating ACTUAL content… but AI is just creating it faster than I can...
04/11/2024

Ok so I’ve just finished spending weeks of my life creating ACTUAL content… but AI is just creating it faster than I can.

What a fu***ng joke. Come drink beer with us. F**k facebook

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