Michelle's Dog Grooming / Toilettage du Chien

01/11/2024

Funny Short film 😅😂😂

28/10/2024

Hi, does anyone here have a large dog crate for sale please? Its for a friend of mine who recently adopted a dog with sight and hearing problems. Thank you.

12/09/2024

11/08/2024

Beautiful little Ollie was very pleased with his nice short summer cut, especially in this heatwave! He's such a happy little sweetheart, and loves being groomed 💕

29/06/2024

As a groomer of 20 years, I complete agree, 💯.

17/05/2024

❤️...!

04/10/2023

HOME(s) DESPERATELY NEEDED PLEASE !!

These 2 beautiful kittens are available now!! Blodwen, the black/white girl is the last one left from the litter of four that I fostered. Louis is a very clever boy, who arrived in my garden when I started caring for the kittens, crying at meal times. When the others had gone, Louis decided to move into the pen with Blodwen, and they instantly fell in love 💕, so ideally a new home together would be perfect for them!
They are about 3½ months old, healthy, adorable, calm, cuddly, litter trained, and treated for fleas and worms.
I am in Affieux 19260 , and would willingly deliver if preferred.

04/09/2023

These beautiful babies desperately need a home of their own. Bryn is a cheeky, confident, chatty jet black boy, full of character. Bronwen has gone from being the most timid of the 4 to a lovely playful little girl. Blodwen is still by far the smallest, and is very shy, but absolutely loves a cuddle. All are treated for fleas and worms. I am fostering them in Affieux, and can deliver willingly to their new homes. Please can you help, if not by offering a home, then by sharing and asking friends and families. Thank you so much

17/03/2023

Happy Birthday Paddy!! 💚💚 This beautiful boy was born on St Patrick's Day and celebrated his special day with a groom, as you do!

19/09/2022

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09/03/2022

19/09/2021

Beautiful Maelia, the Belgian Shepherd cross. Second visit for a bath, nails and de-shed. She is such a lovely well-behaved gentle girl, a pleasure to groom, despite the hair-storm she creates! 😊

28/08/2021

Copied 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your cockapoo.

Please find the instructions for your particular model (F1, F1B and all the other stupid F**ks given) listed below:

Although your cockapoo comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated only for short spells of the day. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your cockapoo suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your cockapoo to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your cockapoo comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
Where’s the spoon
Matted
Cockash*t
Cockwomble
Cockahoop
Teddy
Bella

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a cockapoos zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your cockapoo is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, don’t touch my legs chip, hate the brush chip, whiney chip, the highly popular mayhem chip and the will s**g anything chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your cockapoo.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

05/07/2021

Well there you have it 🤣🐾

05/07/2021

😂

19/06/2021

Dougie the Cavachon was back for his 2nd visit - as perfect as the first time! Welcome back Dougie and Lisa!