Nibbles & Custard Pet Services

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“piggies why are you hiding in your little houses?” “Because human, we have worked out that if we eat all the grass under our little hides first, then we can use our noses to slowly push the hides along and work our way over the lawn to eat all the grass, in the safety of our houses” “Oh I see…but don’t you want to come out and feel the breeze, smell the flowers and all that?” “Oh no human, don’t be silly…..if we come out from under our huts, the clouds will steal us and we don’t want to be taken” “What?” “The clouds human, sally davison who lives down the street told us last week that those things you call clouds in the sky, like to steal and eat guinea pigs like us” “What a lot of total nonsense” “It isn’t human, we’ve seen it happen, the clouds move along the sky and then bang, a happy piggy enjoying their garden gets beamed up into the clouds and then the clouds flies away and there never seen again” “Are you sure you don’t mean alien space ships? ……because all clouds bring sometimes is rain, they certainly don’t abduct piggies” “Oh maybe sally davison meant alien space ships….but we still need to hide” “Nah I wouldn’t worry about aliens pigs, they might abduct the odd human or two for studies on our weird human brains but they wouldn’t bother you” Oh okay then….we’ll come out but you better get a giant box then human" “Why?” “For yourself human, to hide from the alien space ships…they might want your brain” “I wouldn’t worry piggies, my brain is far too complex and stressed for any aliens, it’s not a good one for their studies” Need local pet care by an experienced pet expert? Specialist in small pets only? Message us on our page to chat about your pets needs. Flexible services. 5 star rated, village based. …Oh and stay tuned for our awesome new website coming soon which will have a load of awesome small pet advise on  https://www.facebook.com/nibbl

"Human this is very important that you listen to me now, what we are about to tell you is the single most vital piece of advice you will ever be given!" "Okay I'm listening" " Hay human, hay is life and life is hay, hay equals life. nothing else matters, just hay. Worship hay, eat hay and you'll have a long happy life. Remember that!" "Ummm okay then, consider it noted, thankyou for sharing your piggy wisdom with me" https://www.instagram.com/nibblesandcustard?igsh=MTcwb2Zzczc3ZHdvbQ==

Wishing all our furry clients and there human owners a very happy New year ❤️

When you had to groom your bunny so now she's ignoring you and when she gives you the evil eye, she's too cute to take seriously....

Pippin here was meant to help me tell you all that my diary is now open for bookings right up to New years Day, but she was a bit busy with her cucumber chunk so I'll be messenger instead :P https://www.facebook.com/nibblescustard

Keeping your pets cool in this crazy hot weather is so important! Sushie here lives like a queen and has three fans set up to cover the whole area of her huge Wendy house, as well as multiple ice pods she can sit on and frozen cucumber snacks. that's what a nice cool sleepy bunny looks like :P If you need pet care- simply message with enquires and i'll get back to you :)

Another dose of Cuteness from these two cheeky ratties

Another quick dose of cuteness from these two cheeky ratties (Need pet care? A few slots still available for the summer holidays, just message to enquire)

A little cuteness for you to brighten up your day :P

Just a little dose of cuteness to brighten up your day- Sid enjoying some dinner while under my care. (if you need pet care this summer, there is still time to book, just message me :))