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I am the infamous thief of caldicot, I like to steal anything especially gloves.

24/01/2024

And so it begins.. New Year.. new rules.. new gifts !!
Demo the klepto kittys 2024 adventures have begun !! If this belongs to you or if you have placed it on a grave, please message me and I will make sure it is returned safely. Apologies on behalf of the daft one 🐈‍⬛ xx

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas to you all !!! Demo the klepto kitty has a very special Christmas message for someone.. she has “borrowed” your card from the Cemetery. I think it must have a really special meaning because she also brought a beautiful red robin with it ❤️ If it belongs to you then please inbox me and I will return it. Much love ❤️ 🐈‍⬛ xx

26/07/2023

What a massive difference in this little fella in just 3 days !! From the flea ridden little scruff bag that arrived at my door.. to this handsome little chap. He will be looking for his forever home once his skin is better. He is an absolute sweetheart. A gentle old soul who deserves only the best ❤️

24/07/2023

Welcome Odi to the mad house !! Our little foster dog.. in hell of a state poor boy. Had a lovely bath and some food..just waiting for the cats to come home to introduce their new brother 😂 Get him fit and well and then look for his forever home ❤️

24/06/2023

Well.. I didn’t think cats liked swimming ? But I suppose our Demo the klepto kitty is no ordinary cat ! So we’ve still got the 3 water pistols, the one arm band… and today.. we she has tea leaved a baby’s beautiful Peppa Pig swimming costume 🙈 Batten down your paddling pools folks..Demo is summer ready and on a mission for a swim ! 😂 Picture of said criminal looking very innocent 😇 It wasn’t me !!

22/06/2023

Looks like our beautiful Demo the klepto kitty has made it into magazines !! 😂
She gave an interview for Pick Me Up magazine which is out today !!
A hilarious story of what she has been up to over the last few months ! 🐈‍⬛🐻
Oh Demz.. you are a little star ⭐️

21/06/2023

Demo the klepto kitty has been at it again 🙈 She’s definitely feeling the summer vibe as it looks like she’s been to McDonald’s for a Filet O Fish.a milk and of course a healthy fruit bag !! She must of stopped off for a spot of swimming with one armband that she has pinched from somewhere !! And all she brought me was a tea towel !!! Thanks Demz ! 🙈 Inbox me if any of the items belong to you 😂 silly cat 🐈‍⬛

21/06/2023

Someone has had a busy morning !! I think Demo the klepto kitty wants a teddy bears picnic this afternoon 🐻🧉🧁🐈‍⬛🔫💦🥪

21/06/2023

This cat cracks me up !! 😂 She was proudly howling at the front door at 6am with these !! A bag of water pistols ! So if anyone fancies a water fight… Demo the klepto kitty is ready and waiting 😂 🐈‍⬛ 🔫 💦 🌞 and if they belong to you, please inbox me x

21/06/2023

Good afternoon lovely people of Caldicot !! Hope you are all having a fab day with this glorious weather we’ve been having !!
Just a little message from Demo the klepto kitty..
Meow, meow,meeeoooww….roughly translates as.. I’m sorry, I have stolen someone’s ankle support 🙈
As always.. if it belongs to you, please message me ! ❤️

09/05/2023

Demo the klepto kitty has been a busy kitty !!
This weekends haul. A new Teddy we haven’t seen before with the name Maddie on it. If it belongs to a loved one then please let me know. 🐈‍⬛❤️🙈

26/04/2023

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Our beautiful foster dog Toby has found his forever home !!! The family seemed perfect for Toby’s needs so .. he has gone ! I’ll miss his little smooshy face but so happy he has found a home x We love you Toby boy ❤️ xx

26/04/2023

Repost- owner still hasn’t been found.

Another day, another teddy 🙈🐈‍⬛
Apologies to whoever she has borrowed it from.
Please message me and I shall return it as always ❤️😇🐈‍⬛ Demo the klepto kitty strikes again.

26/04/2023

Repost- owner has been found.

Huge apologies as always.. Demo the klepto kitty 🐈‍⬛ has been busy this afternoon 🙈 In the last few hours she has returned from the cemetery with 6 teddies plus a beautiful little rabbit teddy that we haven’t seen before. Please if this belongs to your loved one, message me and I will return it immediately. She really is on one today 🙈 sorry 😞

26/04/2023

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Thought Demo had been a bit quiet today !! Until I looked out of the window !! There’s a party going on with drunk teddies everywhere 😂🙈🐈‍⬛

26/04/2023

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Demo the klepto kitty has a furry brother.. Toby…he is such a lovely boy but being around Demo for a few weeks is already causing him some issues. Welcome Toby the slipper nicker 😂❤️ 🐶

26/04/2023

Repost- we still haven’t found the owner.

Who needs the Easter Bunny when we’ve got Demo the klepto kitty 🐈‍⬛ Over the weekend we have had some “wonderful” gifts from Demz.
From teddies, umpteen gloves, cable ties,crisp packets and even a full doggy poo bag 💩 Demo is really trying to keep Caldicot clean !!
Along with her usual teddy bear haul, she has brought a tiny little tatty teddy that we haven’t seen before.. so please if it belongs to a loved one, please inbox me and I will make sure it is returned to its rightful place ❤️

26/04/2023

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Been a bit quiet on the thieving front..but Demo must of been on a little spree this morning 😂
Hope you all have a lovely weekend.. a little photo to cheer you up ! Love Demo the klepto kitty 🐈‍⬛❤️

20/03/2023

Toby the foster doggie… Welcome to our family, we are very grateful to have the opportunity to look after you until you find your forever home❤️

11/03/2023

Forgot to post this ages ago 🤣-

Starting to freak out slightly. I think I’ll make my will this afternoon and take out some life insurance.
Demo the klepto kitty 🐈‍⬛ has just returned from her daily jollies to the cemetery and she has just returned with a few items. One being the burial records of Dewstow Cemetery !! She’s half inched some paperwork that I’m not sure I should have access to ?? I’d better check that she hasn’t robbed the groundsman and he’s tied up in his truck !! This cat will literally be the death of me 😂

06/02/2023

Well I think a few of you guessed it right ! I’ll go through the post to see who… Demo brought home 5 teddies and a tea towel !
It’s been a very sad day in the Masterman household today.. Demos furry sister, my beautiful dog Alice, was sadly put to sleep this afternoon. She was an old lady and I knew she wouldn’t be long on this earth when my other dog Jack had to leave us due to his heart condition.
So I am hoping that Alice won’t be teaming up with Jack and giving Demo any more idea’s because I think we get enough gifts as it is ! ♥️
But thank you all for your comments and for having a bit of light hearted entertainment with us during these sad times ♥️

05/02/2023

2 teddies are back! 7 more to go

05/02/2023

Right folks.. today is the day that Demo will regret.. well maybe not ?!
9 of these adorable teddies will be placed around.
2 of them will yet again be placed in their rightful place. Apologies again to Mamma ♥️
I am hoping that she will get so fed up of carrying these home that she will eventually give up and just become a “normal “ kitty !
I think whoever can guess the correct number of teddies that Demo will bring home by 8pm tomorrow will win a prize ! 🐈‍⬛🐾♥️😊 If she brings them all back then I will personally be giving a donation to the Cats Protection Charity because I will be losing my mind and this cat will need locking up !

05/02/2023

Caught in the act… again !!! I even put 2 decoy teddies on the benches and guess what arrived yesterday ??!! Damn cat 🙈🐾🐈‍⬛ p2/2

05/02/2023

Caught in the act… again !!! I even put 2 decoy teddies on the benches and guess what arrived yesterday ??!! Damn cat 🙈🐾🐈‍⬛ p1/2

21/01/2023

No words needed..totally totally freaked..teddy’s back plus some more robins !!! She had a good day yesterday.. didn’t rob a thing ! She’s making up for it today !!! 😱 Demo the klepto kitty strikes yet again 🙈🐾🐈‍⬛♥️

21/01/2023

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