Maggi and Me

05/09/2021

Author unknown but so funny I had to share 😆🐶

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Cockapoo. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your cockapoo comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the cockapoo ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your cockapoo suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your cockapoo to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes 🤢

Naming: Your cockapoo comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
K**b
Do**us
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

Software: Your cockapoo is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the WHATTHEFU@@ operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your cockapoo. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns……. ever. It’s your problem now.😂😂😂🐾🐶

26/08/2021

18/08/2021

Tired after their walkies! 🐶🐾❤️

26/07/2021

Sunday eve beach walks (and digging!!) 🙈🏖🐶🐾😍

22/07/2021

Mine’s on order 🐶🥰💕 and already a No. 1 best seller on Amazon

22/07/2021

✨TIPS FOR KEEPING YOUR DOG COOL IN THIS HOT WEATHER ✨
It’s a scorcher out there🥵Hot weather means hot dogs (and I don’t mean the great-with-ketchup kind 🙈) so here are some top tips to help keep your dog cool and safe this summer.
1. 🐶Avoid walkies in the hottest parts of the day - stick to early morning or late evening.
2. 🐶Make sure your pup always has access to cold water, and take some with you on walks.
3. 🐶Check the surfaces your dog is walking on using the palm of your hand - if it’s too hot for you, it’s too hot for them. 

4. 🐶Never leave your dog in the car in warm weather - it will become unbearably hot . 

5. 🐶Look out for signs of heat stress such as panting, vomiting, drooling or diarrhoea.

If you think your dog is in serious distress from the heat, contact your vet immediately, as this could be a medical emergency.

My dogs are loving being sprayed by the hose pipe on a fine mist and playing in the paddling pool too, it cools their paws and belly’s off and also soaks me 🙈🐶❤️ xx

20/07/2021

As the weather is set to stay hot over the next week, please be aware of the risk of heat stoke your pets could suffer from! ☀️

In hot weather, a vicious circle of increased body temperature, heavy panting (which in itself generates more heat) along with an inability to sweat like humans can lead to potentially fatal heat stroke. 🐾😥 ANY PET can suffer from heat stroke but some, like the brachycephalic (short nosed) breeds, heavy coated breeds and pets with illnesses are more susceptible.

Please read and share the information on these posters, they could save more than one life! 👏

**Thank you to for use of their posters**

17/07/2021

Just re sharing this guys, especially today when it’s so so hot out there , please keep your dogs in a cool and well ventilated area of the house or in the shade / under an umbrella in the garden , I have a special UVA / heat resistant umbrella in the back garden but I’m sure I can still feel some heat penetrating through 🤦‍♀️😩, we also have cool mats too which you can put in the fridge first , my puppy isn’t sure about it but my older dog loves them and they’re not expensive on EBay, failing that a paddling pool filled with cool water will enable them to cool their paws and tummy’s off 💦🐾🐶, again make sure it’s in the shade or under an umbrella 💕🥰🐾

08/07/2021

✨So this is what I get up to when I’m not walking dogs 🐾 or swimming 🏊‍♀️ ! ✨
I started POLE FIT 2 years ago and couldn’t even spin around the pole, let alone lift my legs off the floor! 🙈😂 , despite Covid I’ve kept up my strength and flexibility training and was really pleased with these taken just a month after we could resume classes 🥰, rest assured I have more than enough energy to keep up with the craziest of pooches! 🐶 🐾❤️

07/07/2021

This was our first ever doggy holiday with Maggi and she loved the beach in Anglesey 🏖 Where did you take your fur baby for their first holiday ? 🐾🐶❤️

24/06/2021

So this little lady joins our pack tomorrow 😍😍🐶🐾, we are so so excited 😁 and have been busy this week getting all her stuff ready , but what do you think we’ve called her??

16/06/2021

Great handy guide if you’re unsure for assessing whether to walk your dog or not 🐾🐾🐾
, heat stroke is a killer and completely preventable. It goes without saying never leave your dog in a car either , temperatures can rise to over 100 degrees in a matter of minutes! 🥵

16/06/2021

Evening walk 🌅😍🐶🐾
It’s so hot at the moment that I’m walking Maggi early and late to avoid the heat , how do you keep your fur babies cool in this hot weather ? 🔆🥵 xx