Bug

Is everyone’s dog sister this annoying? She can’t just play tug properly and take an end. She tries to tug it as close to my face as possible. I’ve tried to teach her but she’s beyond help. A dog of my status should not have put it with this you know.

Just call me Bug Jordan 🏀

When you’ll do anything for a biscuit and a back scratch 🤷🏻‍♂️

Did someone say ‘ball’? 🤩

We are not letting go of the balls, so just keep on walking bestie.

Throwback to the time I made Dan into swingball 🙈🙈🤣

This is my Uncle Ewan and when I go to visit him and he's watching TV I make him be my back scratching slave 🙊🙊

I used to be a very bad chaser of birds and all things furry. My human has trained me to come back without zapping me. It's not 🚀 rocket science 😊 Please don't believe "experts" who say you need an e-collar or shock collar. Look how happy I am to come back too! All you need is a long line leash, some games and a bit of patience 😊 When there are sheep 🐑 🐑 and cows 🐮 🐮 around dogs should be on lead though - no exceptions! (Excuse my human's annoying voice 🙊🙊)

For goodness sake human just THROW.THE.BALL!

You all know how stupid my human is already. Well she surpassed herself this time. She forgot about putting names in a hat to let me pick the Xmas photo competition winner! I will make her do it tonight and she can post it tomorrow. I apologise for her sincerely. Anyway here's a video of me taking my ball under her Xmas tree 🌲 and trashing it again. #revenge

When your human is trying to exercise but you like to get in the way 🙊🙊

I enjoyed playing beachball in Ireland but I'm raging my human didn't buy me a leprechaun 😡

Human, God is farting again. Well that's what you told me that noise is! 💨💨

My human is teaching me to close things. Every door, drawer and cupboard just suddenly opens when I am not looking! Then I have to shut them all. It's like living with a fecking poltergeist! 👻 ...although if you see my human, in the morning, she looks more like that woman in The Exorcist 🙊

Don't get heat stroke cause that will cost your human all your biscuit money at the vet. Stay cool 😎

When your big sister is always taking your toys 😡 Clearly she missed the 'caring is sharing' lesson.

I was a bit gutted about not meeting David Hasselhoff at Gumball3000, so I came home to play Knight Rider 🙊 Deee deeeedle deee 🎶 deee deeeedle dee dee deeedle dum dum dum 🎶 #gumball3000