Paws & Relax Pet Services - PARPS

20/09/2024

Oh yeah.......It’s Friday, the sun is shining 😎🌞😎🌞 & for most of us.......it’s a wrap 🐾🐾😊😊 For me myself, it unfortunatly is not 😩😩😥😥 As we all know, I was recently assigned to the PARPS Pack walks in their entirity 👍👍🐾🐾 However, today (Friday) the Boss Lady, the CEO, Her Indoors, Aunty Amanda 😉😉🤔🤔 decided it would be good if she conducted a "Secret Shopper" style, random visit & inspection of the proceedings of todays walk 🤯🤯😮😮 Now, whilst the Pack walk & activities with the Motley Crew 🐾🐾 passed this random inspection with flying colours 🐾🐾🧡🧡👍👍 I was thereafter deducted points for some adminastrative elements 😡😡🫣🫣 Mainly - lose of multiple dog toys & in the Bosses own words "Vinny the Van 🚐🚐 looks bogging, almost camoflagued like a Russian tank !!" 😥😥🫣🫣 I have now have unpaid overtime to do today 🤨🤨😫😫🤬🤬 whilst I rectify both these matters!!

My misfortune & pain aside.......did the PARPS Pack all have their usual Tomf**kery sessions this last week, did they terrorise each other, did they rip up the countryside & did their shenanighans break the peaceful silence that comes from walking in the middle of nowhere 🤫🤫😬😬 did they doggies get what you all pay for & have come to expect from us & our craziness.........🤔🤔🐾🐾 Yes they did, doggies & myself ran amock, like a bunch of NED's with a bottle of White Lightening 🫣🫣😂😂😬😬🐾although a select few went home a little damp shall we say 🤣🤣🤔🤔🫣🫣🐾🐾 (see photos & dont blame me, it was Loki's idea!!)

1-2-1 Training - The public profile of PARPS on Facebook is still rebuilding 😔😔 This in turn is severely affecting the 1-2-1 Training side of the business 😢😢😞😞 However, word is slowly but surely being passed & the Intelligent 1 🤓🤓 was fortunate enough to met with a lovely new client this last week & conducted the first session with them 🧡🧡🐾🐾 As you'd expect, the feedback was positive, but thereafter Aunty Amanda gave them oodles of homework to carry on with until the next session is conducted 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🐾🐾 Remember guys, Rome wasnt built in a day & any problems or questions, you know where we are 🐾🐾🥰🥰

Last week we went without kitty cuddles & affection 🙀🙀😾😾 but our hearts are now again filled, after we again had the pleasure of looking after Dec & his clan 😻😻😻😻🐀🐀🐹 Not many things beat kitty cuddles, especially ones from Dec & his siblings 🐾🐾🧡🧡😻😻

And now into the weekend you must all go 🌞🌞 Time to go & enjoy what may well be our summer, time to let the hair down, time to enjoy yourselves, fire up the BBQ, partake in a beverage or two 🍤🍔🌭🥩🍗🍺🍹& relax 🧡🧡🌞🌞..............for myself it is that dreaded bloody overtime washing Vinny of his so called camoflague 🤬🤬😩😩 I might just skip replacing the toys for now, its not like we don't have buckets full 😬😬😉😉 But please don’t tell the Boss Lady 😉😉 or this apprentice will be out of a job 🫣🫣🤫🤫

Have a lovely weekend everybody.

Love PARPS x x

13/09/2024

Holy Cow 🐄🐮 Boom 💥💥 It's only blooming Friday again 🧡🧡🐾🐾

Now, Aunty Amanda has left myself (Smart Boy)😉😉🤓🤓 in charge of this weeks PARPS Post 😲😲🫣🫣 Is that a schoolgirl error on her part 🤔🤔😬😬 I am under strict instructions to not waffle on & on 😂😂 & STRICTLY not to use obscenities in the Post 🤬🤬 Sometimes, just sometimes it sucks being me & following rules 😵‍💫😵‍💫😩😩🤬🤬 Damnit!!

Another dynamic & highly energized week for the PARPS Pack 🥵🥵🐾🐾 yes.....we had the usual 💩 weather 🌧🌧🌥🌦 we all (doggies inc) got utterly soaked to the skin on occassions 😩😩🐾🐾....but the skin is waterproof 🧐🧐🐾🐾 However, we (us inc) all had the standard bouts of stupidity & fun 🤪🤪 🐾🐾 This week, Milo 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺 decided he would play cowboys & indians 🤠🤠🐾🐾 & circled the Pack 😱😱 Loki, Cale, Molly, Gus, Hopper & Quinn got up to their usual Tomf**kery & honed their shenanigan like behaviours🐾🐾🤫🤫🙄🙄🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Toby had a sparking new haircut & shampoo, then promply got filthy, dirty & smelly in a matter of minutes 🫣🫣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Mr Wolf sang us another wee song & looked regal 🎶🎶🐾🐾🧡🧡 & Finn simply dictated what he wanted, when he wanted it 🤣🤣🐾🐾 Whats not to love about this week 🧡🧡🐾🐾 Business as usual......at least on the PARPS Pack Walks side of things anyway.

1-2-1 Training has seen Aunty Amanda slowly taking bookings again 👍👍🧡🧡 & carrying out a few 1-2-1 sessions this last week, obviously with the obligatory high end results 🧡🧡🐾🐾 (we expect nothing less). Although, the Training side of the business & "engagements" to the website & Facebook are still suffering badly, following you know what 🤬🤬😩😩🐾🐾 (I really want to swear now) Damnit!! Not allowed!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

A quieter week on the kitty sits side of things 😿😿🐾🐾 has meant we have not been recieving our bouts of kitty loving & cuddles 🐾🧡😻😺 that we are accustomed too nowadays 😢😢🐾🐾 However, that will all change with a bang tomorrow 🧡🧡😻😻 when some special kitties & 1 really, really special kitty 😻😻 are left in our care 🧡🧡🐾🐾 Oh..... did we mention, that also inc 2 x rats 🐀🐀 & a hamster 🐹 Fun times ahead 🧡🧡🤣🤣

Finally, before I shut up and leave you all be 😮😮😉😉

Congrats to Mr Wolf's Granny....👏👏🧡🧡 who has won our wee competition & now has 2 x free walks for Mr Wolf 🐾🐾 Yes, it’s true the turn out resembled that of a Kilmarnock home game, but Ladies & gents, you have to be in it to win it 🤔🤔😉😉🐾🐾

Congrats to Milo & Loki's Mummy for completing the Great North Run last Sunday 👏👏 in monsoon type conditions 🌧🌧🌧🌧, not only did she complete it, she did so in an utterly amazing time ⏱⏱🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️

and last but by no means least 🥵🥵

** Important Diary Dates: PARPS will be closed after business hours Wednesday 25th September 2024 and we will reopen our doors, crates and catflaps on Tuesday 1st October 2024 😔😔🐾🐾

We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause 😢😢

I think my a**e is gonna get chewed now (waffle waffle)

Have a lovely weekend everybody. We are now off to do some "Life Admin" 😊😊🫣🫣😬😬

Love PARPS x x

09/09/2024

** Important Diary Dates:

PARPS will be closed after business hours Wednesday 25th September 2024 and we will reopen our doors, crates and catflaps on Tuesday 1st October 2024 😔😔🐾🐾

We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause 😢😢🐾🐾

06/09/2024

And here we are again……another week done & dusted 😀 😀 🐾🐾❤️ ❤️

Now......this week I took some time away from the business, to sort some personal matters out 🥺🥺 & in my absense, Stupid Boy has been attempting to run the show on his own 😮😮😱😱 yup......you read that correctly 😂😂🤣🤣 He also leads me in to believing, that everything is fine & dandy 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ & nothing got broken or damaged in my absense 😬😬🤔🤔🫣🫣 You will all be undoubtidly pleased to know that I returned to the choas today 👏👏🫶🫶 to carry out the adminstration tasks & also help with the logistics of pick ups / drop offs & also the PARPS Pack walks 🥵🥵 good job too, especially considering Ayr is hosting the annual International Festival of Road Closures & General Pandamonium 🚗🚙🚗🚙🚗🚙🚚🚗🚛🚙 🤬🤬

As ever, a throughly exciting week for your furr babies 🧡🧡🐾🐾 doing furr baby things, sniffing, digging, licking their 🏐🏐, smelling each others bums & playing fetch.........NO!!!!!! hold on just a cotton picking minute, thats not how it unfolded & went down 😮😬🫣🤣😂🐾 We prefer ...........This last week the PARPS Pack walks can be referred to as Utter Carnage, a complete Shenanighans, much a Hullabaloo, Chaoctic & Shambolic, complete Disarray and plenty of Disorder.....you getting the real picture 😉😉😬😬🐾🐾 that's it.....utter turmoil 🤣🤣🐾🐾🧡🧡

** COMPETITION TIME - leave a comment to this weeks post with the name of a song that best describes, what you imagine the PARPS Pack Walks to be 😮😮🫣🫣 The one with the most laughing emojis next to their submission, will recieve 2 (two) free dog walks at a time of their choosing 😀😀👍👍 Overseas enteries.....we will figure something 🤔🤔🤣🤣

Example: Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict a Riot 🤣🤣

Anyway.......More kitty sits this last week, as we continued with the usual suspects & also Lyra & Ragnar......you wouldnt wish to meet the latter two, late at night in the woods 😱😱😹😹😾😾 In all seriousness, they are utterly adorable & Lyra does give out one heck of a cuddle 🧡🧡🐾🐾😻😻

Obviously there was no 1-2-1 Training this last week, for the reason stated at the start of the Post 😢😢🐾🐾 But have no fear, I am back to it next week 🧡🧡🐾🐾😀😀 as I catch up with current clients & meet one or two new ones 🧡🧡

Finally:
Happy Belated Birthday to Molly's Mummy 🎂🎂🍰🍰 .....29 years old she says 🤔🤔😬😬🤣🤣
&
Good Luck to Milo & Lokis Mummy, who tackles the Great North Run 😲😲 on Sunday 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ 13.1 miles of ups & downs 🥵🥵 We at PARPS believe in you....

Okay, about time for the sky to be awash with noise, so we had best leave you all be 👍👍 Have a lovely weekend everybody, oh.....remember the suncream on Saturday 🌞🌞🌞🌞

See you next week, Love Parps x x

01/09/2024

Too true! 🤣🤣

30/08/2024

Boom 💥💥 & just like that, its again almost the weekend 😊😊🧡🧡 Not only that, but there is also a strange, bright & warming thing in the sky 🌞🌞😎😎 well, it is summer apparently 🤔🤔

A very busy week with our famous PARPS Pack walks 🐾🐾 a week that has seen all manners of weather 😡😡😩😩😀😀 & all manners of stupidity from the Pack themselves, plus Gus & his indefatigable levels of energy returned to the fold this week..... need we say anymore 🤣🤣🐾🐾🧡🧡 Quinn has also been a busy boy this week, as he says he has been helping his mummy & daddy with the "painting" 🤭🤭🐾🐾 not entirely sure if we believe him though 🤔🤔🐾🐾 The remainder of the Pack, did what they all do best when together.......create thier own unique versions of Turmoil, Furore, Anarchy & utter Disarray 😱😱🫨🫨😵‍💫😵‍💫🐾🐾 But, we always pride ourselves on letting your furr babies be themselves 🧡🧡🐾🐾 & they say "dogs are like their owners" 🫣🫣😬😬🐾🐾

1-2-1 Training.....over the last 3 weeks, inclusive of our summer break, we have noticed a wee bit of a worrying trend, with correspondance & enquiries relating to our highly sought after Training Packages 🤔🤔🧐🧐 The long & short answer is, a number of people are still messaging our original & now defunct page 😩😩😢😢 This is not their fault, nor is it anything we can overcome ourselves at this time, as we are totally unable to gain access & unable to view any of the messages 😢😢🐾🐾 This only became apparent when we spoke with a few of our current dog walking clients, who had been doing the same 😥😥 & wondered why we hadn't responded 🫣🫣 It is obviously "pants" for everybody involved & we apologise. All we can do, is try & get the PARPS reputation & contact details (via Facebook) back to where it was 👍👍 🐾🐾

Kitty sits 😺😺😻😻 has seen us looking after some adorable kitties this last week 🐾🐾🧡🧡 Now, we have Boris & Mishka, who are large & adorable 😻😻However, based on the size of Lyra & Ragnar we are not entirely sure if they are kitties or Scottish Wild cats 😹😹😮😮😲😲 Either way, all 4 are adorable & characters in their own right 😸😹😻😽

Finally, as per the final sentence under the 1-2-1 Training part of this post, Amanda (the intelligent one between us 🤣🤣🤓🤓) is currently reconstructing the company website (10 days & counting of hard & non stop work 😵😵🥵🥵) which was also badly affected by what happened recently 🤬🤬😡😡

Feel free to pop by & share with us your experiences of the new website (we do mean speak to us about what is good & bad please) 😉😉🫣🫣🤓🤓 ....... oh.... & also share far & wide 😉😉

https://www.pawsandrelaxpetservices.co.uk

Hokey Dokey......its now time for Stupid here, to shut up & get this post & countless photos uploaded 👍👍🐾🐾 It is also time for you lot to not only view the post, leave comments, emojis etc, but also time for you to all go & enjoy the weekend as they are forecasting Temperatures could reach 22⁰ across parts of Ayrshire on Saturday! ⛱️☀️🧡🧡😀😀😎😎😂😂

Love Always PARPS x x

26/08/2024

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY FOLKS 🐾🐾🐕‍🦺🦮🐩🐕

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself”

Josh Billings

23/08/2024

Well Shiver me timbers……..Its only Blooming Friday & yes, its true we are back 🥰🥰🐾🐾 in one form or another, rebuilding our FB page from the ground up so to speak ❤️❤️🐾🐾

Nothing much, if anything has changed, that will be noticable to you all 👍👍😀😀 except the glaringly obvious new page 🐾🐾

Now then. the Bonnie one 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ has told me not to change what wasn't broken 🤷🏻🤷🏻 keep the weekly PARPS Post the same & do not mention the word "pants" 🙄🙄😳😳🤔🤔 oh dear 🫣🤫🤭 what could possibly go wrong??

PARPS Pack walks recommenced last Monday ❤️❤️🐾🐾 Although the weather this last week, has been utterly rubbish at times & has seen our smalls and kecks soaked through 🫣😬😉, its has also seen the PARPS Pack reunite with one another ❤️❤️🐾🐾 after our wee holiday in the sunshine 🌞🌞 & of course our bikinis, briefs & thongs 😬🤫. Their reuniting also brought about an ensemble of behaviours 🤯🤯💁🏻‍♂️🤦🏻 with their eager reunions & happiness - idiotic, stupid, foolish, laughable, farcical, ludicrous & utterly daft at times, mixed in with a few bloomers 😬 for good measure 😂😂🐾🐾 Business as usual ❤️❤️😂😂🐾🐾 Molly & Loki reunion was like two boxers 🫣🤫 in the ring, but this is totally normal for them. However, we even had the ever dependable Mr Wolf, G-string 😉🫣 us a yarn or two, about his mini break away ❤️❤️🐾🐾 Fish & Chips by the sea he says?? 🤷🏻🤷🏻🐾🐾❤️❤️ Did they all have their usual hourly bouts of fun?? You bet they did, rest assured, it certainly wasnt knickers 🤫🫣 for them......did we need eyes in the back of our heads & smalls 🤫🤔 yup!! Did all this put a smile on our faces.....yup!!

Trust us…..Your furr babies always do put a smile on our faces ❤️❤️🐾🐾🥰🥰

I have a feeling, that I might just get into a briefs spot of bother soon 🤪🤪😜😜

You will all be pleased to know, that Aunty Amanda spent a lot of her break, revising & studying 🥸🤓 📖 👩🏻‍🎓All this she then put into practice with Harry & Freddie (who both now stand to attention like two soldiers on parade💂🏻‍♂️💂🏻‍♀️😳😳🐾🐾🤣🤣)

Why?? To ensure she hadn't let her high standards & instructional techniques slip, before recommencing the 1-2-1 Training this week ❤️❤️🐾🐾 Feedback from clients, do you really need to ask 😀 😀 safe to say......"she's back" 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️❤️❤️ and actually better than ever ❤️❤️ Personally, I never doubted her 👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻❤️

Cat Sits also resummed this week, as we welcomed back two amazing & large fluff balls in Boris & Mishka ❤️❤️😻😻 Over the weekend we also welcome back two further equally amazing, but even larger fluff balls in Ragnar & Lyra 🙀😻😹😸❤️❤️ Never a dull moment in PARPS World 😀😀

Guess what?? Not only am I going to be in deep water when Aunty Amanda reads this 🥴🥴, but its also very nearly the weekend ❤️❤️ Time for me to shut up & maybe consider hiding in the smalls or knickers drawers........nah......that would just be pants!! 😬🤭😉😂🫣

Have a lovely weekend everybody

Love Always PARPS x x

21/08/2024

Hello lovely people! It seems that 'new' facebook doesn't seem to let me store PARPS services locally...! 😯😯

Our personalised training sessions cover all topics from loose lead walking all of the way to recall. Whether it is a puppy or an adult dog! 👍👍

Some topics we can even cover online via teams, facetime, zoom, etc. 💕💕🐾🐾

Head over to our website or simply send a message to us and we will be happy to discuss your needs!

All the best

PARPS 💕💕

https://www.pawsandrelaxpetservices.co.uk

20/08/2024

Our new page! 🥳🥳 We apologise if you have messaged the old page and not had a response 😢😢 we have been locked out and have no way of responding.

But now we are building away…

That's right, we are back, or trying to be 🤪🤪🐾🐾

As most of you already know, our business page for PARPS was ripped from us a couple months ago😡😡 7 years of hard work building the business, only for someone unknown to take it all away 💔💔

So.........here we are again, a new page, but the same weekly posts ❤️❤️ the same wisdom ❤️❤️ the same lovely Amanda ❤️❤️ the same stupid boy ❤️❤️ and occasionally, the same sarcasm ❤️❤️

Please like and share and help us get back, only this time, even bigger and better ❤️❤️

Love PARPS.........thats PARPS, not pants!! x x

20/08/2024

Still at it 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Back to the start Part III 🙀🐾🐾

20/08/2024

Back to the start........Part II 🤣🤣🙈🙉🙊🐾🐾

20/08/2024