Magic

28/11/2019

10.08.2003 - 28.11.2019

Thank you for all your love x

04/04/2018

Friends, I am pleased to announce that after half a year of blindness, my cataracts have been removed and I am back open for business. M x

14/05/2017

There's been a new arrival. I had expected him to be an attention-seeking little bastard but he's actually quite sweet. Name to be decided. Current options: Lucifer, Mushrooms, and Vivaldi — thoughts?

23/03/2017

Very upsetting news for my fans: my humans have cruelly decided to replace me - I'm only 13! The bastards have only gone and got a new, younger model of me. This time he's red. Introducing...Lucifer

10/08/2016

19/03/2016

It's taken much deliberation, but after months of following this hotly contested GOP nomination season, I have decided to endorse Donald J. Trump. I know this may come as a surprise to many of my fans, but you have to realise that Donald is the only one who can help us break the shackles of cultural Marxism, Mexlamic extremism, and of course political correctness. Let's make America great again!

16/12/2015

Hell hath no fury like a poodle deprived of Dostoyevsky. M x

25/09/2015

King of the Bi***es

23/09/2015

big up Zach and Gosia

05/09/2015

Just totally got caught looking at bi***es online...awkward. What can I say, I just love the white meat?

27/08/2015

Apparently it's , so here's a selfie of me being a fu***ng little cutie pie for all my fans. I'M LIKE A REALLY SWEET DOG. If there were like a puppy equivalent of peadophiles

10/08/2015

So it's my 12th birthday today. My humans gave me a steakcake to celebrate. Cute. Party down Camberwell flyover. Man's got a seventy-one grams of Molly, some bitchez, and BBK. All da squad gonna be there. It's gonna be mahusive.

30/07/2015

My human took me out to see Minions today. I thought it was a very interesting critique of Heidegger's eccentric interpretation of the relationship between the fundamental principle of agency and the representational validity of communicative rationality. Also got me some sick goggles.

11/07/2015

11/07/2015

I love you for ever. X