I am a butterscotch feline, and a very handsome one at that, who will not hesitate to feed you lies from the tablecloth. I am loyal only to myself; even my du***ss mother and her bent brother have no control over me. They worship me, as they should and so the f**k should you. I also suffer from OCCCD - Obsessive Compulsive Coat Cleaning Disorder. As a result of this I have a magnificent coat and i
f I let you touch it then it is completely on my terms. I expect nothing but loyal servitude from each and every one of you. And you should all supply me with meat, as the homo I live with believes that I should live on a diet of bastard nuggets/biscuits. I only eat them to keep up my strength and keep my beautiful coat shining, so hand over the goods. And like my page :) I'm pawesome and absolutely puurrrrfect.
