17/05/2025
Winnie here.... it's my first birthday today. I have only been with Rob and Lisa a few months but settled in well. I have a best friend in Betsy, I like to annoy her while she sleeps, she's old before her time so needs an annoying sister. She always gives in 😆.
I also love to dig little holes in the garden which the humans aren't that happy with. I like to smother them with my long body and ears when they sit down at night as if I fits, I sits.
I LOVE FOOD!! I throw a proper temper tantrum if they aren't quick enough serving me. I have to be kept separate as apparently I have no manners or shame, and would stick my head in the bowl of anyone who isn't quick enough to devour it. I now have something called a "go slow" bowl, which is so infuriating.
Things I dislike.... hoovers, hair dryers, carpet cleaners, bees, brushes
They have given me nicknames of Temu, tripwire and slinky. It's quite frankly rude.
My most favourite thing is the smallest human they call Jack. He throws temper tantrums at times if he doesn't get his way as well so I feel we are kindred spirits. I don't care that he is a half pint as the "if I fits, I sits" rule still applies.
I have something called a Dog Show to win tomorrow so I need all the love, apparently I am to beat the big hairy ginger thing in how many rosettes I come home with. Betsy and I think this is easy as he's not the smartest if you catch my drift 😉
I think I've landed on all four Paws wouldn't you think?
Happy birthday to me! Throw me all the birthday love, for my big ears and Deputy Dog sad face deserve it. You don't want me throwing a tantrum now do you?! 😘🐾🐾
