Katniss and Rue

21/12/2024

Ape has just cleaned up our shed and changed the litter boxes. Now we are working on messing it up again.

Hoppy Saturday everybun! 🐰🖤🤍🐰

21/12/2024

20/12/2024

Oscar’s not impressed. I’ve dared to go visit them without treats. They’re not interested in just having a visitor. What use am I if I don’t have noms? 🙁

19/12/2024

18/12/2024

We want you to take a second, you don't need to close your eyes, because then you can't read this post! But, we really want you to just take a second to consider a time in your life, where you've walked a path, a path that was part of your daily routine, it got you from A to B, safely. Now, imagine, really consider, that same path, but with 33 million vehicles, travelling at high speeds on it, too.

An estimated 1 million animals are struck on our roads, every year, with this number suspected to be much higher. This trend is likely exacerbated by the continuous rise in vehicle numbers on our roads.

Vehicle collisions make up 9% of our annual patient intake and rank in our top 5 reasons for admission. The top 3 species reported are badgers, foxes and hedgehogs, the night travellers. We know many collisions are unavoidable, but by slowing down, especially at night, you could dramatically decrease the likelihood of a fatal collision. Let’s give wildlife a chance, this Christmas, to see another one.

18/12/2024

Today we have some complaints! We wish to address dese complaints to Facep**p.

1) why is our newsfeed full of photos of lady apes wiff beeg b***s and bottoms? Dis is bunacceptable, it is putting us orf out noms (it takes a lot to put us off noms). *FUMP*

2) why are there so many bunny pages wiff pics of AI bunnies and not REAL BUNNIES? And WHY on dese pages do they rattle on about BMW in their description? What has it got to do wiff bunnies, huh? *FUMP*

3) Dis be da most upsetting of all. Why so many horrid GREEDER pages in our newsfeed? We totally HATES seeing bunnies in disgusting small cages, endlessly being bred to go to vile pet shops, and ending up in unsuitable homes, or bought fur da entertainment of small apes (which tends to only last for a few weeks until they get bored of da poor buns and their irresponsibly apes end up dumping them). *FUMP FUMP* 😡

15/12/2024

I know that you all think Henry is completely blameless and innocent, and that it’s Oscar that causes all the trouble around here… 🤔

Not true! Henry is just as naughty. The other day I gave them both a treat, Henry chewed his a little, then spat it out and went directly to Oscar and stole his treat, the ran away with it. Then when Oscar tried to eat the one that was spat out, Henry decided he wanted that one too! 🤣🐰🤣🐰🤣

11/12/2024

Oscar bit me! He didn’t mean to, he meant to bite Henry! 😬🐰

So naughty!

09/12/2024

I am sitting on top of my box, because I am Osfur da King! 👑
I like to look down on others, especially Henwy and da ape! 🙂🦍 🐇

08/12/2024

Rue was such a funny girl! 🤣🐰

Rue: Dis be how to go about your daily bunneh business!

Me, Ruepoo jus sat here nomming my p**p, while Katniss casually looks out da window! Hehehe :)