The life and times of a self proclaimed wonderdog extraordinaire.
I just wanted to thank everyone for my Brthdaycake day wishes. It was a good day with a walk (where I wanted) and a doggie peanut cake. Unfortunately my human forgot to take a picture of my cake. I think that should mean I get another one.
Tail wags front me.
Just been to the Doctorvets for the 3 time in 3 weeks. Been told I need more antibiotics and another week of wearing the doughnut collar. (So much more comfortable than the cone of shame).
If anyone ever wants to know why my human doesnt put a chain on the bottom of the window blinds ……. This is why
When you know your human needs more rest but starts talking about getting up.
Im helping my human raise money for charity.
We are taking part in the ‘Air Tattoo 50 challenge’ starting tomorrow (1st September 2021) for 50 days, raising money for the RAF Charitable Trust.
We will be going walking. For ever £1 raised over £50 we will walk an extra mile.
How far will we be walking? It is up to you!
Help Nichola change the world! Make a donation now
When you get the seats in the new car dirty and try to look innocent and sit in the foot well where there are rubber mats.
Do I drop the ball on my human? Or do I keep the ball?
My human has once again failed in her responsibilities!
It is hair cut time and I don't have an appointment booked. (I knew I should have booked it myself) Apparently my usual pamper lady doesn't do doggie pamper sessions anymore. I need a new pamper person! Treatments must include cuddles and kisses. Apparently, for the human to want to pay, must also include a bath and a hair cut and the horrible bits like cutting my claws.
Please don't let my human resort to another DIY haircut like last year. I looked so bad I didn't want to be seen in public!!
Suitable applicants please apply below.
Mum was sat here earlier doing ‘Work Time’. She moved into the shade but I think this mini table is a perfect hight for dogs.
I was tricked!
Waiting for Takeaway delivery to come. Wonder if there is anything for the dog this time.
Next level human training.
I saw a video of a child pretending to ride a bit of furniture like was a horse. Thought I’d give it a go.
Been for a nice walk. Now relaxing with my playmate. I wonder if she will build me a Minecraft house too.
Ready for bed. All I need is someone to turn the light out.
Slightly concerned about the amount of time my staff are spending at home. I’m loving the extra cuddles but it’s been explained to me in the past that “work time” pays for my treats. It’s not “Holiday time” because there hasn’t been any cars rides.
The confusion continues.
I was supposed to pose with my best friend Martha. She helped me write a note that she wanted me to show everyone but she had a biscuit in her hand that was much more interesting.
Dad (Rich) and Lisa brought me a new toy today called Monqoo. It made a great ripping sound as I killed it.
Happy New Decade!
Tail wags from me.
This is me telling my human I need to have my iPad back, I miss Facebook. But all my human was going on about was my ears.
No! I don’t want my photo taken!
They have shared my review!!
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As some of my long term followers may know. I’ve been suffering from allergies for quite a while. My Doctorvet basically said I was allergic to everything.
The first treatment I tried worked. But lowered my white blood cell count. The second treatment worked. But was very very expensive even with my insurance.
Recently I have tried an alternative that my Human saw on a Facebook ad. We were obviously a little sceptical at first thinking it was a gimmick, but I’m pleased to report that Non Stinky Stuff has been working on my itchy skin. My bold patches are growing back nicely.
They also do another thing called Ear Stuff that has fixed my itchy ears within days, after weeks of drops from the Doctorvet. If you have a dog/cat or even horse with sore patches. It might be worth investigating for yourselves.
It tastes pretty good too. I have a small spoonful with my food, as well as it being used as a massage oil on any itchy or bold bits and with a shampoo base for keeping my itching to a minimum!
Stinky Stuff is a natural remedy for all animals, with remarkable properties: anti-fungal, anti-bacterial, stops itching and repels all biting insects.
We did it. We went 5k through mud and water. (I successfully avoided some do the water) and I have to admit it was mostly fun. We both got muddy and my human looks a bit sore today. But we have raised money for dogs who need a good home.
http://www.justgiving.com/Nichola-Pittman?utm_id=124
Been for a wash cut and blow dry. Thank you pamperlady at Totally Canine Dog Activty Centre.
Okay. So for various reasons. I took a break from Facebook to look after my humans. And oh boy to they need looking after!
The only problem is with them living in separate dens, keeping them on track is hard at times for a little dog. Between them they forgot to book my haircut. It's a good job I can use Facebook messenger. I had to sort it myself. Thank you Totally Canine Dog Activity Centre in Yeovil for fitting me in at short notice.
Look what I’m doing this year! I’m not keen on mud and water. My human Mum hates running. What could go wrong? Your donations and encouragement will make it worth it.
Nichola is raising money to help Battersea
I want more flashy bangs. I wish I had a better view. I never know whether to watch from the window. Or get my humans to let me into the garden. The Home Den is in the way in the garden, but other human dens are in the way at the window.
This is what I think about my Human Dad
I’ve just had the fright of my life. There was some kind of animal in my kitchen! It looked like a huge worm, but it moved really really dodgy. Kinda s’d back and forth ever so quickly. Don’t know what it was but I didn’t like it! I kept shouting for help, but Mum being Mum, told me to be quiet for ages before coming to my assistance. I really wish she would make an effort to understand dog like I’ve learnt human noises. She was super brave and took it outside. I don’t actually know where it went after that but I spent ages checking the boarders for it. I think the home den and garden is once again safe after the invasion.
Got taken to the doctorvet again today and after having some blood stolen I was given an army coloured bandage. I liked the bandage and wouldn’t let my humans take it off all day. I don’t know why the doctorvet likes to torture me though. I also don’t know why my humans would allow it. Especially when I tell them we shouldn’t go in.
What a day. This morning I went for a fantastic muddy walk. Went shopping at Pets at home, although it wasn’t my usual store, I still knew it was one for dogs.
Then I was taken to Slimming World HQ where while collecting Mum, I met some of my adoring fans from the call centre. It was lovely to meet you all. Tail wags from me.
Now to relax for the evening.
I had a lovely long like on human bed this morning. It was great! Soft, warm, comfortable, everything a dog could wish for. When I get up, I get sent outside to ...... you know, do my business ..... then discovered I was shut out. I waited patiently half the day by door before shouting to remind my human I was outside. I then spent the rest of the day trying to get my humans’ attention. What a waste of a perfectly good Friday. Must be nearly time to go back to bed now, I was outside for what seemed like forever!
I might change my mind when my Dad comes home from work time. But right now after the fun of Yesterday, I’ve decided I don’t like snow.
Today is different. It’s very slippy slidey, but I discovered if I was really very careful I could stand on top of it. Then without warning I wasn’t on top of it! I was in it!
I then made the judgment call that dogs don’t need to p*e and headed back to the safety of the den. I’m now watching crazy human children in the street.
Human training disaster!!
I’ve been enjoying trying to lick my humans faces recently. You can tell they don’t like it (one more so than the other) by the way the wriggle and try to fight me off, which makes it fun. Today something went horribly wrong and I’m not sure what to do about it.
One tried to lick ME! On my nose!! And where I was tying to wash them at the time, we touched tongues 🤢🤮 I’ve never experienced anything quite so horrorfing ...... And ....... what’s worse! They found my discust amusing! I think this may be abuse, it’s most defiantly “NOT for dogs”.
Well today was interesting. I went for a long walk to a big room filled with people. We mostly sat but every now and then the humans would get up and hand something to each other. Odd. Then my human and I were given something called a cracker. Which we pulled and it made a loud pop noise. I like the cracker until I had a funny bit of paper, which was apparently a hat, put around my neck.
The things dogs do to keep humans happy. Still home now.
I don’t believe it. I saw my Merry Christmas Day presents. They were on the human eating table where I can’t reach. I kept asking for them (well they are mine so why not) then one of the humans takes them away and now they are lost. I’m hunting everywhere. They aren’t in the human pelt cupboard (wardrobe). They aren’t in ‘spare room’ they aren’t in ‘utility room’ or the room with ‘bath’ I don’t know where they are. The hunt continues.......
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