We love when it’s dad day 😍🤣
Yes I go cross eyed when I eat spaghetti at 7:45am…..so? IT’S CUTE!
Thoughts on love island? Not for me. Too much attention on others when it should all be on me.
Now that I’ve decided which giblets slave mum has on her crocs I can start my Christmas decoration business, I will take payment in snack form. Who’s in?
Not sure why she’s telling me to go on my bed when I’m already on it. #eyeroll
Remember that loose screw I spoke about? The other 2 are inside scared of the noisy wind 😂😂😂😂
For those of you that follow my sister Remi, I want you all to know that she did go hunting and catch a duck today but in the interests of global warming I have removed the duck from her. I’ve decided she needs to live a vegan lifestyle now so I shall not be giving it back to her. Cute how much I care right?
Rufus and I like slow peaceful mornings, Rosco is the absolute opposite. Remi is 100% up for it ALL the time. That’s one way of getting him to leave me in peace.…..
Nurse mum said she wanted to do some gardening and remove some of the 10,000 acorns from the floor. I don’t want her to have to lift them into the bin. You know how it is, all nurses have bad backs so I’ve created some storage for them instead. I don’t get what the problem is. It’s called being helpful! 🙄 (slave mum says sorry for the swears and mentioned something about getting a refund 🤔)
There’s a reason Remi found my forever home and Rosco are known as the twins. They disappear together, Arrive together and generally all chaos is caused….together.
Happy Christmas superfans! We get special treatment at Christmas. Nurse mum is Italian so we go by her rules and open presents today. Slave mum is doing her usual complaining because it means she’s got to cook for two occasions 🙄. As a group we say suck it up buttercup, we’ve got presents to open and food to eat! For one night only I will allow Remi found my forever home, Rufus and nurse mum to be classed as cute, no more.
Attention all superfans! Today I did doing swimming for the first time! I’m such a big brave boy! Slave mum has been doing complaining because the car smells of wet dog and seaweed and it’s only day 3 of holiday. I say suck it up buttercup because I’ve got lots more doing to do!!!
I went to the beach for the first time ever today, boy was it good! I almost gave Slave Mum a heart attack as once freedom was granted I ran as fast as my little stumpy legs could take me straight for the surfers! Fear not, Nurse Mum is a good swimmer and I’m cute enough for her to come and save me if needed. Going to sleep it off in front of the fire with my squad now…..laters dudes 🌊🏄♂️
Slave Mum says she could listen to me crumping all day long so here’s a bit of furry rabbit ear ASMR for you. If you ignore the fact it’s a furry rabbit ear and it stinks, I’m actually pretty cute.
This is my big sis Remi. This is how I make her share with me. It’s called being cute.
Hold on to your hats and if you’re not sitting down take a seat as this is going to blow your mind….. Slave mum here doing CELEBRATING!!! We have just come home from a walk that didn’t contain any poo of any kind or stings from anything. General good behaviour all round, I was even brave enough to go into the pet shop without Rufus leaving any reviews!……look how cute they are!