Neeeeeeoooooww
I challenge anyone to beat me on corners! #stillgotit
Don’t worry about slave mum whimpering at the end, she thought her knees were toast. Focus on me…….if you can see me, I’m cute.
Am protector!
Be careful out there kids! Every day this week I’ve wee’d on this seatless bar stool and today it decided to attack me. Did you see the aggression in it? Not cool, NOT COOL! Fear not, I protected the fam and told it where to go. If it tries anything tomorrow I will poo on it. I am big. I am strong. I am……EMPEROR ROSCO!!!!! YEAH!!!! (I wasn’t scared of it at all. Promise)
We love when it’s dad day 😍🤣
Yes I go cross eyed when I eat spaghetti at 7:45am…..so? IT’S CUTE!
Thoughts on love island? Not for me. Too much attention on others when it should all be on me.
Now that I’ve decided which giblets slave mum has on her crocs I can start my Christmas decoration business, I will take payment in snack form. Who’s in?
Not sure why she’s telling me to go on my bed when I’m already on it. #eyeroll
Remember that loose screw I spoke about? The other 2 are inside scared of the noisy wind 😂😂😂😂
For those of you that follow my sister Remi, I want you all to know that she did go hunting and catch a duck today but in the interests of global warming I have removed the duck from her. I’ve decided she needs to live a vegan lifestyle now so I shall not be giving it back to her. Cute how much I care right?
Rufus and I like slow peaceful mornings, Rosco is the absolute opposite. Remi is 100% up for it ALL the time. That’s one way of getting him to leave me in peace.…..