02/05/2023
Ado mar doggy and human frends, it is me agen Black Cuntry Woofie,
I ope you are all ok and being gud for your mlms un dads. Mar mom sez i av bin a bad boy last week, but then she sez that her luvz me, soo wats goin on, totully confuzed now. Ar dow care anyway cuz her gives me mar chicken every day, un mar dad buyz me a chickin every wik, he sez its a surprise, bur ar know what it iz every time. Az any uv mar frends bin anywhere exciting since the last time ar woz on this facebook thingy? I av not dun much, only shout a lot of all the woofie dogs who get on mar grass by mar dads house. When i bark at them, they luk around but cant see me cuz i am in mar dads house haha, ar dow like these p***y cats either, when i bark at them, they move pritty quick, un them daft birds, they dow want ter play, wen i get near um, they fly off, they am wimps eh. Ar dow like the postman or bin men, un ar dow think they like me tew much either, cus i bark at them also, they try to stroke me but i ay avin any of it cus ar dow like um. Its a gud job these seegulls dow cm to eat mar chickin, cus if i caught any of um, ar wud eat um no problem, i hope all you doggy frends do the serm, they am greedy things. Ar dow think i am gooin up mar dads this wik, but perhaps he will get me a chickin. Av ar towd ya wot he does when i goo up his house - he goes up the town and sez "look after the house, and i will bring you back a surprise" e thinks arm daft, cus wen e goes out, ar goo ter sleep, but just before e opens the door wen e c**s back, ar wake up, un e thinks i av bin looking after the house, ow daft is he eh haha.
Well mar frends, got ter goo now and av a sniff around the garden just in case something has been in the night. See yoh agen mar frends tarra till next time.
