31/07/2025
NO!
I’ve recently been staying with my parents and thought I’d be helpful and pop the hoover round for them. I stopped halfway through to empty the cylinder. Some of you may know that I’m far from a domestic goddess so I was chuffed that I’d managed to remove the cylinder successfully without emptying it all over the floor. Putting it back on however was not so straightforward. As I tried the angle I thought was going to work,
Dad who was sitting on the sofa, very helpfully piped up with ‘No!’ so I readjusted my angle of approach, to which he repeated ‘No!’
Not to be beaten I tried again, ‘No!’
‘What?’ I grunted, frustration building, now forcibly trying to get the stupid cylinder back where it came from. I was met with an equally grumpy, frustrated and louder ‘NO!’ Dad got up from the sofa and reassembled the hoover for me. Meanwhile Mum, ever the satirist asked if I now knew how to do it!
‘NO!’
Now at this point I had enlightenment, not in how to reassemble the hoover, but instead how it must feel for our dogs when they get something wrong and we say No!
If I had been given clear instruction as to what was required (squeezing some silly flimsy clips that I couldn’t see!) then we could have avoided both my frustration at not being able to complete a simple task and my Dads frustration (of me not being able to complete a simple task!)
If you happen to say ‘No’ to your dog, please follow it up with clear instruction as to what is required of them and don’t leave them floundering as I was this morning!