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09/03/2024

Hello is Luna here, just few words, my words not Zac!!! To say wes got to our half way stop in Staffordshire. Last night cold but heater work, lectric work wes not plugged in all on new lectric system. So all good

Today's wes go to tunnel and spend night in bird sanctuary as normal when wes come down to flat.

Will talk tomorrow when wes get there.

02/02/2024

Hello everyone. I knows it not Sunday but thought I talk today. Wes finally got walks without coats this week. Wes been down by not otter river, over to Eglington Park and round gym place Mum and Dad go, oh also to Eoles garden and to school. Every place we go there are flowers now Mum say its cos Spring nearly here

Theys also left us home alone. Theys go to see Motorhome show. Theys didn't think dogs allowed but when they gets back I smell dogs so know that not true.

If wes gone with them they might realised that when you goes to Motorhome place yous supposed to buy Motorhome. What they do is buy bed. Not even bed for kennel van theys buy bed for home!!

They say they went to see people who wes go to see with nice campervan a few weeks ago, it still for sale but the man gave silly price for Kennelvan so theys going head with upgrade in May.

Wes have pictures of flowers wes see on walks for yous.

25/12/2023

Happy Christmas Poopers,
I took the staff out for an office lunch this week. Never again, just look at the picture I took of them when Luna snd I finally got them home.

25/10/2023

This is what happens when you get your nose stuck in a yogurt pot.

14/10/2023

Hello Luna and I are on holiday in France. Today we took the humans to see Michael at his resturant in Haute Vienne.

This us us after the meal waiting fir the Hunans to finish talking.

10/09/2023

I have made a new discovery. Its great to get the humans up at 3am to let you out to the garden. For those who would like to know how, you just go to the kitchen walk round and round, just as you would if you were planning to leave them a present. Somehow it wakes them up and then they let you out.

Oh and I have changed my mind about the veranda it good to sit out on and you get to bark at the postman and others passing the house.

16/08/2023

16/08/2023

16/08/2023

Hello is Luna here, wes back, on way home we went see cousin Teddy.

It was raining when wes got home, but now is lovely wrs been walks round Loch and went see Eole.

I has ask Eole what was tree called, I ask cos Mum said it called Ent, now I never heard Ent before, so I think she wrong so went find Eole, he said was Ent. He say he tell Ent I and Zac safe to talk to so maybe next time wes go I might have talk with Ent.

Wes have pictures

22/06/2023

This is what it looks like when you ignore your Mums advice. I had to carry.my chewbar or what is left of it all the way round our walk. Mum said leave it at home with the staff

29/05/2023

Hello we went walking yesterday. Do you know Luna my Romanian secretary actually wanted me to drink from the Loch I ask you.

28/04/2023

It's been a good day today, I started off by throwing up in the Kennel van, you can imagine how impressed with that Luna was. I redeemed myself though, we got home, Mum made the coffee and took a cake and a cup to Dad, he was so interested in his phone he didn't notice when I pinched his cake. I shared a little with Luna though. Mum was definitely not impressed when she went into the office to find us under the desk with a cake in my mouth and Luna making sure I didn't give it back!!!!

26/04/2023

So apparently people are getting CLONED NOT HACKED on fb!! Changing your password does NOTHING! Heads-Up!! Almost every account is being cloned. One of Your pictures and your name are used to create a "new" Facebook Account. (They don't need your password to do this). They want your friends to add them to their accounts. Your friends will think that it's you and accept your request. From that point on they can write what they want under your name.
If you get a friend request from someone you already know, BEWARE!!!
I have NO plans to open a new account!!!
PLEASE DO NOT ACCEPT A NEW FRIEND REQUEST FROM ME.
Better Safe than Sorry
Copied & pasted, you can too!

25/04/2023

We visited a new country park today called Calderglen Country Park. They have a Zoo there but no dogs allowed so I couldn't leave Luna there with the monkeys. So we went for a walk in the park instead.

20/04/2023

We went on an adventure today. I saw a gnome, imagine the trouble I had persuading Luna that a gnome was pronounced nome!!!

11/04/2023

07/04/2023

It's my gotcha day. Mum tried to tell everyone it was yesterday but fortunately my lovely Foster Mum put her right. So now I havevspent a year with Mum and Dad any my friend Luna (the one with a language problem). We have been for a nice walk by the river, Luna looked again for Otter things as she calls them. We still haven't found any. My staff have the day off so they didn't come with us to the river

04/04/2023

Have to say something today. You know how important it is for me to chase people out of the house, well today we had the telephone man to put in fibre broadband (that's what the parents told me it was) no idea why we needed it. Anyway the man came through the door I gathered myself up to start the chase and found myself back in the office. Mum grabbed me and put me there. I missed all the time he was here, I tried really hard but neither I nor Luna could get the door open to chase him. I call that very unfair.

24/03/2023

There's something going on, I heard we are moving back home on Sunday. Must keep the staff close, can't risk them being left behind.

21/03/2023

I knew there was a reason for having a secretary. She makes a good headrest.

18/03/2023

This is how we spend the weekend. The staff, Luna and I are watching the Rugby.

16/03/2023

It was a fight but I exerted my seniority

16/03/2023

"Now look Luna I am chairman here, I get the executive bed you will have to move."

"No chance Zac, my superpower is bed theft and that's what I am doing"

"There's not even room for my staff now in this bed "