13/11/2021
Something to make you smile 😃
A LITTLE 'DOG'S TAIL' ...🤣
A man sees a sign outside a house in Thirsk: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Jack Russell terrier sitting there.
‘Do you really talk?’ He asks the dog.’Yes,’ the Jack Russell replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks. ‘So, what's your story?’
The Jack Russell looks up and says, ‘Well... I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. Realising that the government needed my help, I joined the SAS. In no time at all I was jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one imagined for one minute that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for seven years. But the responsibility really tired me out and so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Leeds Bradford Airport doing undercover security work, listening in on conversations between suspicious characters. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I'm retired.
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.’Ten quid,’ the owner replies.
‘Ten pounds??,’ he declares. ‘But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he's a lying git. He's never been out of the garden!!’
