05/11/2023
Olsuf Osbernson
2020
I am a 21st century dog.
I am a Malinois
Gifted among dogs, I excel in all disciplines and always ready to work. Today I am being asked to lay on the couch all day.
I am an Akita Inu
Unmatched hound dog, my ancestors were also employed for dog fighting. Today I am asked to be tolerant with my peers, and I am being blamed for reactivity when one approaches me.
I am a Beagle
When I was chasing my prey, I would give my voice so that hunters could follow. I was leading the dance. Today I'm being put on an electric necklace to keep quiet, and I'm wanted to go back to recall in a snap of a finger.
I am a Yorkshire Terrier
I was a dreaded rat-hunter in English mines. Today they think I can't use my legs and I'm still being held.
Im a Labrador Retriever
My view of happiness is diving in a pond to bring my master back the duck he just drew. Today they forgot I was a sport dog, I'm obese and have to babysit.
I am a Jack Russell.
I am able to stand a fox bigger than me in my own den. Today people criticize me for my character and they want to make me a manchon dog.
I am a Siberian Husky
Experienced the vast areas of northern Russia where I could sled at impressive speeds. Today I have only the horizon for the garden walls, and the holes I dig in the ground for my occupation.
Im a border collie
I was made to work eight hours a day, and I am a flock working artist. Today I'm being blamed because, no sheep, I'm trying to control bikes, cars, kids in the house, and everything that's moving.
I am...
I am a 21st century dog.
I'm handsome, I'm alert, I'm obedient, I hold a bag... but I'm also an individual who needs to express their instincts, and I'm not suitable for the sedentary life you want me to lead. Spending eight hours a day alone in the garden, seeing you a little in the evening when you come home and not having the right to do any activity but a little hygienic walk will make me deeply unhappy. I will express it by barking throughout the day, turning your garden into a minefield, doing my needs inside, being unmanageable the rare time I find myself outside, and sometimes spending my days stale on my pillow. You'll think that I'm happy to be able to enjoy all this comfort while you go to work: actually, I'll be depressed, because this evil is not the plight of humans but also that of the dog in the 21st century.
If you like me, if you've always dreamed of me, if my beautiful blue eyes or my athletic appearance make you want, but you can't give me a real dog's life, a life worth living, and if you can't Offering me the job my genes require... so just give up on me. If you like my looks but aren't willing to accept my traits from rigorous genetic selection, and think you can change them with your own goodwill... so just give up on me. I am a 21st century dog, yes. But, deep inside me, still sleeps the one who fought, the one who hunted, the one who pulled sleigh, the one who led a flock. And sooner or later he will wake up For better or for worse.
Elsa Weiss / Cynopolis
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