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02/12/2023

Fun day at Cotswold Boxer Club Championship Show!
Jacob (Norwatch Sunhawk Good Time With Chribanna) won the RDCC, he now has 1CC and 10 RCCs.
Maggie (Chribanna Good Timin) was 2nd in a quality junior bitch class.
Thank you to all, for your comments on both Jacob and Maggie.
Now to update the Annual!!! And on that note, thanks to all that paid their sponsorship today. Only a few shows left to get your photos taken and sponsorship in!
Thanks to the committee for a well run show today and keeping everything moving along nicely.

13/08/2022

We still have a couple of puppies available, if interested, please PM or call me.
Chris

12/06/2022

Happy birthday Amè and to all your siblings! Five today 🙂

13/10/2021

Happy birthday to all the Harry and Patsy puppies! Hope you all get spoilt rotten 🙂

24/09/2021

Arden Grange naturally hypoallergenic pet food for dogs and cats.

29/08/2021

This is brilliant 😁
Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your boxer dog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your boxer comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the boxer ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Phycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Phycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Phycho mode in regards to there being none. Should your boxer suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your boxer to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your boxer comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the boxers zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your boxer is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your boxer. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

13/07/2021

Happy birthday to all the Ziva x Ernest puppies!
Zeus, Minnie, Rosey, Ruby, Clyde, Manni, Lilo

04/07/2021

HOW MUCH FOR A PUPPY?

Let me say a few words to you, yes you, the person who writes an email to simply ask the price. The person who calls and after hearing a price states: “I can buy a cheaper pup elsewhere”. I also address you: The person who doesn’t care about papers because I want “just a pet”.

No dog is “just a pet”.

Behind every pure bred puppy/dog is a BREEDER. I’m using capital letters to differentiate a breeder from a pet factory or mill. A reputable breeder does not breed dogs without papers, which does not protect the integrity of the breed. Registration papers are records of lineage that document bloodline and allow one to research any possible health issues present in the lineage. When you tell a breeder you don’t care about papers what you’re really telling them is you couldn’t care less about the health of the puppy; you just want the cheapest thing you can find! When you buy a puppy from a reputable, quality breeder, this breeder is responsible for the health of every pup - both dogs owned and every pup they’ve sold - for its lifetime. This breeder will skip holidays, miss sleeping, and most of their personal house space has been turned into space for their dogs. The truly passionate breeder who loves what they breed, puts their whole heart and soul into it. Not only in puppies that are sold, but also in each client who owns a piece of their heart and is now a member of their extended family. This does not take into account any puppy/dog who might get sick or need extra help to thrive. Breeders worry about their babies after they leave and will take one back without question.

A breeder will get their hands dirty, often covered in everything accompanied with birthing. Because that’s what life is about. In the middle of birth and death is life. The wheel that keeps turning. A breeder will do tests, echos, xrays, analysis, emergency c-sections, vaccinations, register litters, research pedigrees, de-worm, as well as microchip their puppies and get them evaluated by specialists.

Last, but by no means least, a breeder CHOOSES the family lucky enough to have one of their puppies. Yes, you read that right. A true breeder chooses who they sell to because they are not making money off the sale. There is no compensation that can offset the investment a breeder has made, so they need to be confident it's the right fit.Often, it means saying "no," more than yes.

A good breeder has different criteria for those wanting to carry on their bloodline. Why? Breeding is not a responsibility to be taken lightly. It’s a lifestyle choice set aside ONLY for the few devoted people willing to sacrifice.

A dog is never: “Just a pet”. It’s the breeder’s legacy, a little boy’s best friend, a little girl's protector, an elderly person's therapy, a member of the family, someone’s whole world!!!

Written in part by: Sr. Eduardo Loredo Muller
Translated into English by: Angel Sophia Nogga

Quinn (Ames sister) with her new friend Kayla (Ames daughter). Kayla is settling in well and Quinn is enjoying having a ...
24/06/2021

Quinn (Ames sister) with her new friend Kayla (Ames daughter). Kayla is settling in well and Quinn is enjoying having a friend to play with

Ch Lanfrese Ocolardo x Chribanna Amethyst Shower
23/06/2021

Ch Lanfrese Ocolardo x Chribanna Amethyst Shower

12/06/2021

Happy 4th birthday to Ame, Bodie, Mateo, Quinn, Mabel and Ruby

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