Yuck!
Oh! What fresh hell is this? Had a lovely walk this morning but ended up on a d*mn boat!! But I have had cheese in the very excellent Ye Olde Albion Pub
Oh my!! So glad to be home from all that boat stuff and rubbish walks!! She’s off to work tomorrow so making sure she has a smell to remeber me by!!
Haha! She forgot about my favourite puddle!!
OMG! What a day! She’s not too pleased!! We did my fav walk backwards which means the smelliest and most divine bit is nearer home!
Well folks sorry for silence but if truth be known, I’ve been enjoying myself but don’t tell them that! Lots and lots of walking - in fact so much I was thinking of begging for mercy!! And today I have been given a whole Yorkshire pudding by the adoring staff at this excellent establishment - this is how to treat a princess such as myself - I nearly wrote “dog” - hahahaha and then I remembered!!
She has got a bit sun burnt - she denies it but she is! To be fair she did wrap me up in her long sleeved t shirt - gave a new meaning to the wet t-shirt look I must say!! But funniest of all is that she has the whitest feet I’ve ever seen! In fact if she were to be sold, she’d fetch a fair price with contrast paws like that!!
He, meanwhile is watching the Grand Prix - I’m with her on that, what a load of boring noisy tosh!
Tomorrow we go to Eastbourne which won’t be too bad but then we have a very long passage from there to Chatham which I’m not looking forward to. If they show me that piece of fake grass again, I will scream!!
Uhm! She appears to be a little cross about this!! But why provide me with a large pile of soil, a hose and a puddle and then complain!
😱 blowing a hooley!! Well quite a tame Holley really!! And I didn’t like at all! She did as she has now learned to take her sea sick pills!!
Well! They have bought me a new toy but if they think that will distract me from Comte they have another thing coming! I know a lot about cheese and I know what I like!!
Nemo!
Well being on the boat isn’t so bad as she bought me a new Nemo! They are destructible but take time and effort and give significant challenge for some months!! Daddy-Dog is very good at playing with it too but he doesn’t chew is and I think he’s missing out!
Cold one! And the indignity of an anorak!
Yuck! Glorious muddy walk and roll in something gloriously sweet smelling and unctuous though they say unspeakably gross, utterly spoiled by a bath!! They say I smell luscious now but firstly I hate water in my ears and secondly no amount of perfume from Arabia makes up for losing the nice, gagging, dead, fetid, deliciousness that I covered myself in this morning! Still at least they lit the fire and I will be dry soon!
Will they just let me sleep! The roast lamb was yummy and I need to rest! 😘
