10/03/2023
Hello everyone it’s been the longest time since I’ve been in touch but mum says it’s about time I made an effort so here we go. The last time I spoke to you we had just taken delivery of two Muscovy Ducks……. Well since then, wait for it, mum has gone slightly mad !!!
The family now comprises: 6 dogs , 5 cats, 2 geese, 12 ducks, 20 chickens, 4 Guinea fowl and !!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 flippin’ horses.
Said horses are rather on the large side and although they are not an issue to me, mum seems to have a bit of trouble staying on the one called Sandor. She says he gets spooked and throws her off cause things scare him but I think she hurts his back, let’s face it she looks a bit heavy to me. I think that’s why he has gone and got a skin allergy and started losing his hair so that she won’t put that seat thing on him it can’t be comfortable so at the moment he is a carrot eating slightly odd looking field ornament.
We have also gained Kyra who is the first girl and is quite frankly a pain. She’s scruffy and bouncy and annoying and as if she wasn’t enough mum came home with another broken dog.
Basil only has 3 legs , yes another 3 legged one and is apparently so called as he is a little faulty !!! I don’t get the joke but some people seem to. He is very vocal but otherwise ok I suppose. He can’t get on the chair, sofas or bed without help which is handy cause I always get my spot first.
Anyway I will do my best to keep in touch at least once a month and will add some photos bye for now 🐾🐾