06/12/2024
Please be advised that all liveries planning to
dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh,
going over the fields and laughing all the way are
required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing
the safety of open sleighs.
The assessment must also consider whether it is
appropriate to use only one horse for such a
venture, particularly where there are multiple
passengers. Please note that permission must also
be obtained in writing from landowners before their
fields may be entered. To avoid offending those
not participating in celebrations, we request that
laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to
be considered a noise nuisance.
Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now
available for collection by any shepherds planning
or required to watch their flocks at night. While
provision has also been made for remote
monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a
centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all
facility users are reminded that an emergency
response plan must be submitted to account for
known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is
additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her
glory all around s/he must confirm that all
shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal
Protective Equipment to account for the harmful
effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects
of Glory
Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone
is advised that legislation prohibits any comment
with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R.
Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R
Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered
discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken
against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is
commonly practised in various parts of the world,
particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that
the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality
Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This
applies regardless of the individual, even royal
personages. It is particularly noted that