Cat diary

01/03/2024

MarChToBeR 9073rd
DeAR inTeRnEt dIarY
EvIdEnCe nAnA SLaVe iS mY oNLy fAvOrItE pErSoN. M0m sLaVe dOeS nOt uSe pURsES sHe jUsT hAs a bAg t0 tHroW hEr wOrK stUfF iN tHaT I'vE fAlLeN iNto mUltIpLe tImES aNd cHeWeD oN hEr pHonE cHaRgEr. MOm SLaVe TrIEd t0 cAlL a tRuCe tOdAy aNd fEd mE mY fAvOriTe rOaStED cHiCkeN. My fAvOriTe cHiCkEN I ObVIoUsLy aTe iT tHen vIoLenTlY aTtAcKeD hEr aNklE, mAdE hEr bLeeD

15/02/2024

I've just reached 400 followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each one of you. - Mom

15/02/2024

FEbUBaRi 5608th
DEaR inTerNeT dIarY
YEstErDaY wAs a VeRy gO0d dAy I gOt sTeAk f0R dInNeR MOm SLaVe cUt iT iNt0 tInY pIeCes aNd I lIcKeD hEr fInGerS cLeAn. PaPA SLaVe g0t mE a nEw lItTeR bOx t0 tRy tO sToP mE fRoM fLinGiNg My p0O oUt. I mUsT fIgUrE oUt hOw t0 sTiLl dO iT sO mOM sLaVe cAn sTiLl sTeP In iT aT 130 iN tHe mOrNiNg wHiLe sHe gEts rEaDy fOr wOrK. My fAvOriTe SLaVe iS SiCk aNd MOm SLaVe wOnT tAkE mE tO seE hEr sAyS tHeY wOnT aLlOw mE In bEcAuSe I Am nOt a SeRvIce pEt lIkE My sTOopID bRoThEr. NeEd tO eSciLaTe mY wOrLd dOmInaTiOn pLaNs sO I CaN sTAlK nAnA eVerYwHeRe

07/02/2024

FeBuBaRy 3r54
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
MoM sLaVe aNd pApA sLaVeS lEfT mE aLoNe ovER tHe weEkEnD t0 gEt maRrIeD, s0 nAtUraLlY wHeN tHey cAmE hOme mOnDaY I mAdE sUrE t0 thRoW uP eVerYwHerE!!! MoM sLaVe tRiEd t0 coMfoRt mE aNd I wAsNt hAvInG thAt maDE sUrE sHe sUfFeREd fOr lEaViNg mE aNd tHeY pLaN tO leAvE mE aGaIn In aFeW mOnThs!! SoMeoNe tElL nAna. I PlAn tO bReAk mY aUtoMatiC fEedEr aGAin sO thEy cAnT gO

29/12/2023

DeCemBmAr 79473738
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
I dOnT aLwaYs tRy t0 stEaL m0M sLaVeS cErEal hAhA yEs I Do sHe thOugHt sHe oUt SmaRtEd mE bY gIvIng mE mY oWn bOWl oF M00 JuicE. I aTe tHaT sOOOO fAsT aNd wEnT aFtEr hErS

26/12/2023

DeCemBmAr 679y65th
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
OnCe aGaIn tHe oUtsIdE is iNsiDe. I eNjoY tHe bRiGhT coLors, I eAt tHe trEe aNd lIkE t0 tHroW iT uP. M0m sLaVe tRiEd tO LuRe mE oUt oF MY hIdEY hOLE wItH nIp nIp I DiDNt wAnT IT aNd mAdE a Fo0l oUt oF hEr. I gOt eMpTy boXeS aNd wHipPy fRoM sAnTa

25/12/2023

Hope you have a very merry Christmas!

18/11/2023

NovEmBeRrY 78907rd
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
PaPa sLaVe bOugHt sTuPiD dOg a BeD, I ScAReD hIm aWaY aNd cOnTiNue t0 UsE oNe sEcTiOn oF bEd sO mY fAtnEsS lEaVeS a ButT prInT In tHe mEmOrY fOaM. MoM SLaVe wAs sWeEpINg sO nAtruAlLy I kIcKeD mY fReSh pOo oUT oF mY boX aNd iT lAnDEd On hEr fO0T. ShE nOw wOnT gIvE mE wHiPpY I WaS jUSt tRyInG t0 hElP. I tHrEw uP tOdaY bEcAuSE tHe gObLinS uPstAiRs mAdE a LoUd nOiSE anD MoM sLaVe hAd TO cLeAn uP My wARm vOMit wHiCh sHe rEaLlY hATeS

22/09/2023

15/09/2023

SePetmBurRy 708th
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
BaBa g0T MOm SLaVe a PoSiTiVE pOtAto, wElL iT waS a pOsItiVe pOtAto hEs nOw a DiSAbLed POtAto. I tRiEd tO blAMe iT oN stUpiD dOg bY hIdinG pOtAto nEaR hIm bUt MOm SLaVe fOunD iTs baNnER iN mY tEeTh. CuRreNtlY haVe tHe zoOmiEs wHiLe pApA sLaVe iS iN a MeEtIng anD woKe uP stUpId dOg tO chASe mE oN thE haRD wo0d flOOrS, nEiThEr oF uS aRe gRaCeFuL tHerE wAs lOud tHunKS FroM uS boTh

13/09/2023

SePetmBurRy 560
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
I hAvE mAdE MOm SLaVe mY prISOnEr thIs iS a RaRe opPerYUNotY bEcAuSe sTupId dOg iS aSLeEp oN mY bEd. MoM sLaVe kNowS iF sHe cOugHs oR bReAthEs t0o lOud sHe lOoSeS hEr fo0T. WhEn sHe wAs mAkIng hEr aNd pApA sLaVeS luNcH the oThEr dAy I StoLe aN enTiRe pIecE oF hAm. I lOvE hAm MOm SLaVe hAs fiNaLlY gIveN uP and jUsT roLlED hEr eYes aNd cAlLeD mE fAtsO tHiS iS nOtHinG nEw. SHe fOiLeD mY pLans YeStErdaY tO sTeAl hEr hOmamaDe sOuP. TRiEd tO stIcK mY fAce iN hot sOup bUt iT hAd dAiRy mY moSt FaVorIte thIng. I t0ok mY uNdyIng rAge oUt oN hEr iN tHe dArK whIlE sHe wAs geTTiNg rEadY fOr wOrK lAsT niGht

09/07/2023

Julber 690
DEaR inTerNeT dIarY
MOm SLaVe hAs mAdE mE pLeASEd I hAvE mY fAvOriTe tHiNg iN tHe wHoLe wOrLd fInALlY IvE oNlY bEeN sCReAmIng for iT fOreVeR. SaDlY mY mInD poWeRs diDnT woRk aNd dIdNT gEt wHolE cAn lIkE I dEsErvE sHeS beEn aT tHe bAd pLaCE t00 lOnG I hAvE t0 rEprOgRaM MOm SLaVeS bRaIn nUmBeR 1 oN t0 dO lIsT

06/07/2023

Julber 50th
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
WAs dReAmInG aBoUt nAnA wHo hAs bEtRAyeD mE bY nOt cOmInG oVeR t0 seE mE bEcAuSe hEr hOusE hAs a bO0 bO0. WaS pRomIsEd wHipPy nOw mY fAtnEsS hAs t0 wAiT tIlL tOmorrOw. HId MOm SLaVeS aLlErGy pIlLs because she tOlD nAnA t0 cOmE nExT weEk aNd sLePt oN her sIdE oF the bed tO kIlL hEr

04/07/2023

JuLbEr 4th
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
We hAvE mOVeD MY nEw tHroNe hAs aRrIvEd buT tHe lAsT wEeK wAs vErY sTreSsFuL fOr mE. PaPa sLaVe mAdE mE sTaY aT neW hOme aLoNe oVErnIGht mOM sLaVe wAs dIsTraUghT I wAs pI**Ed unTiL nAnA sLavE cAmE. ONe oF mY hArEm sLaVeS mOms bOuGhT mE nIp nIp roLlErS I pRocEeDeD tO pAw aNd cHiRp aT unTiL MOm SLaVe pUt iT oN tHe wAlL fOr mE. IT iS nEw fAvOriTe tHinG. SeNd wHiPpY BeCaUsE MOm SLaVe fOrgOt tO bUy aNd sAyS I hAvE tO waIt tIlL fRiDaY fOr paY dAy sOmEoNe cAlL pEtA tHiS iS aBuSe

22/06/2023

JuNevEmbRr 250
HeLlO HUMAN sLaVeS I HaVe rEtUrnEd t0 FilL yOuR lIvEs wITh MY tErRor. MOm SLaVe hAs bEeN too busY t0 lEt ME sTeAl hEr pHonE. I sToLe Papa sLaVeS bReAkFASt oN FaThErs dAy tO sHoW I Am mOrE iMpOrtAnT. I LIke eGGs aNd bAcOn MOM SLAvEs fAuLt fOr lEaVinG wHeRe I CaN rEaCh. WaS sTiLL hUngRy sO I AtE mOms eGgS. I HaVe a NeW hO aDdEd tO MY hArEm. BuT wE aRe mOviNg nExT wEeK? DUNno wHaT tHaT meAnS bUt I EnjOy hIdiNg iN bOxEs tO sCaRe mOm sLaVe I PlAn tO hIde tHe iNsoLes tO hEr wOrK sHoEs lAtEr bEcaUse sHe gAVe mE nIp NiP tO tRiM mY cLaWs. I hIsSeD aT mY fAvOriTe sLaVe nAnA bEcAUsE mY gReAT nAnA wAS oVeR tOo aNd sTupId dOg wAs eXtRa lOuD aNd I wAs sCarEd sOrRy nOt sOrRy nAna