Chopper Cockatiel

08/12/2023

My sass is directly related to my smol size. Here I am, vulnerables in a preens and mumther tortures me with a POKE!

05/12/2023

Today marks 8 years since Sparkys gotcha day. We miss the hiss every single day 😭

05/12/2023

Name: Chopper
Age: 12.25
Occupation: toasted sandwiches hunter
Status: single and ready to mingle

(I also did a complementary beard inspection, in case of crumbs)

28/11/2023

I licked the Alexa on mums desk and loud music started playing.

27/11/2023

Today I rediscovered adding keyboards to my diet.

25/11/2023

NZ Frens - less than 24 hours to go to get chewy Chopper Approved toys. Perfect for mlems and monch. just supporting awesome tiny businesses!

The wait is over!!! 🖤Our Black Friday Sale IS HERE!🖤 20% OFF EVERYTHING IN STORE! 🛍️🛒 Only until stock runs out!!

Message us to order! 💚🩵🧡💛

24/11/2023

DING

23/11/2023

Mlem - can you see where mumther hid the millet to get me interested? It's like she knows I'm motivated by food. Did someone say food? I'm hungry. Again.

(Thanks Doof Doof Bird Toys who are also having a black friday sale)

22/11/2023

Chicken legs! Always skip leg day. Better living everyone!

21/11/2023

Mumther, I help you with your post grad presentation ok. It needs more millets and when you records it, I'll add in some chirps too for eggstra grades.

20/11/2023

Mumther said this is a good nest idea. She says the blanket is filled with the feathers of my enemies, or at least, is that what she meant by Ducks Down?

19/11/2023

Wet chimken and it's not even Wednesday. You know me, rebel.

17/11/2023

Oh my that's the spot

16/11/2023

I love mumther so much I'm trying to nest in her hair. I even left her a surprise hair treatment 💩

13/11/2023

On this day, 12 years ago, I picked out two weird humans at the pet store. They had broken hearts as their treasured Lucky had passed a week earlier. They took me home to keep Miss Cookie company.

Little did they know, they adopted a single brain cell, trapped inside my bowling pin physique. At least I grew into my beak and feets. I was 11 weeks freshly hatched backed then. And now it still all revolves around Moi as it should!

13/11/2023

Let me screm you the song of my peoples! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

11/11/2023

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEDTIME?!

10/11/2023

Mum says I'm the perfect shape. If I was a bowling pin. Ouch.

Anyways, I takes my anger out on the - because mum says I'm not allowed to bite her. Again.

(They have a black friday sale coming too for my NZ Birb Frens)

08/11/2023

Mumther says I'm only 50 fans away from having 5000 Facebook followers. Don't follow me, I popped there. But it's also my 12th gotcha day next week so 5000 fans would be nice. So would millet. And popcorn. And potato. And Doritos. And scritches. And seebies. And toast. And crumpets. Don't want much.

06/11/2023

Still moulting. Mumther is slowly dealing with my pinnies. She missed a spot though.

05/11/2023

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzipppptwaaanng!

I'll take photos you can hear for $1 (need to restock millets)

31/10/2023

Time to reopen Choppers Hairdressing Service. I'll give you haircut like mine!

26/10/2023

I've been a bit underfluffed lately. Mumther says if I moulted anymore, I'd be naked as the day I hatched. And then to top it off, she took me to the vet today because my nose was snotty again. So now I have to drink the blue water. I'll be just fine tho. Mum says it's just another sinus infection. And this is my good side. I'm just snuggling up to mumther because being sweet delays my bedtimes. And she won't be mad for the p**p I left in her bed.

24/10/2023

I'm ready for my closeup now!

21/10/2023

See mum. It's bird law. Dad is right, you HAVE to preen withs me.

Bird law article 30 starring Bruce, Emmy, Chopper Cockatiel, and Astro the Weiro!

20/10/2023

Death to the flower cupcake

18/10/2023

I'm asking the birb to preen me but she isn't giving in to my demands. Don't know why. Rude.

16/10/2023

Hi. Not ready for bed. Please let me out.

(Don't click on any links in the comments - scammers have found this page and mumther is going all blockity on their buttfluffies.)

13/10/2023

come back laters. Making a nest. Privacy please.

12/10/2023

Mum. Put the phone down. I botcheds the landings. Am stuck. Needs rescue. Asaplease.

11/10/2023

Happy Wet Chimken Wednesday. Legs out.

07/10/2023

Happiness is fresh packaging to shred

06/10/2023

Mum says another family has moved in and they have a baby in the nest. Still not as cute as me tho. Oh and mum says it eats worms. Worms are gross.

04/10/2023

Me and mirror birb catching some post lunch tantrum snoozes because protesting about mum eating rice cakes really took a lot, even though I don't like rice cake. Mum really has a lot of audacities.

01/10/2023

Borbzilla

01/10/2023

Popcorn seeking missile

27/09/2023

Underfluffies day!

24/09/2023

Cheeks up and ready for "tickle tickle" from mumther. Sounds like she's a fan of Bloob from - but it only took me half a day to learn that tickle tickle is scritches! No. It's a full on cockatiel head MASSAGE. Cheeks up!

22/09/2023

Cold mornings are for snuggling up to mumther in beds.