Whats ketamine is ketayours

18/01/2021

Breathers can ID every tune in a 45 minutes mix but can’t remember their mums birthdays

14/12/2020

why did this page just get a sh*tload of likes this week stop beating a dead horse

28/09/2020

Somebody pull your red card

22/09/2020

Americans actually think they live in a first world country when they don’t have chicken salt

14/09/2020

If you enjoyed "Cuties" please dm the page so we can get in touch with the proper authorities

14/09/2020

Come on David Seymour, I’ll shout you a box

24/08/2020

Po*******hy is alive and well on Youtube these days smh

15/08/2020

s*x is cool but how good is the crinkly sound your vacuum makes when you vacuum up something

05/08/2020

Oi nah mum said its my turn on the decks

02/08/2020

COVID wouldn’t have happened if they still sold Pepsi at KFC

27/07/2020

next time someone asks if i’m ok i’m just gonna tell them i listen to tame impala in the shower

22/07/2020

Officially the most simp move you can make is holding a drink for a girl while she fizzes up to Mr Brightside

17/07/2020

Sell me bath salts once, shame on you
Me hitting the same dealer up a week later, shame on me

11/07/2020

Butter fingers VIP fu***ng sucks. Buy the original you poser

11/07/2020

When is paintball coming to the Olympics?

05/07/2020

the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand
“hey!” bum bum bum
“got any gear?”
the man said “no i don’t have any gear, you better get away before the cops get here!”
and he waddled away
waddle waddle
to the very next day
bum bum bum bum bada bum

29/06/2020

spongebob🧽squarepants🟨spongebob🧽cornerpants👖sponge🧽with😳square🟨pants👖sponge🧽bob👨‍🦲squarebins📤spongebaud😶quabins👽

24/06/2020

f**k your star sign i wanna know what colour you play in catan

23/06/2020

will these things blow up my dog? asking for a mate

DOG WALKERS BEWARE

I keep seeing these little metal things on the common. Does anyone know what they are? I know that some people call it the German fields so I hope they're not bombs from World War 2.

22/06/2020

do you ever look at someone and think yep, you get ham on white bread at subway

22/06/2020

everyone battles their own demons and my demons are the dusty things ive remembered saying while on the p**s

19/06/2020

sorry guys it was just a comedown i’m not actually leaving

08/06/2020

Good afternoon, "whats ketamine is ketayours" was an 8 month sociological and drug use related study conducted by Otago University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

07/05/2020

i wish i had the same amount of confidence that dudes that messages a girl straight after she accepts his request has

02/05/2020

admin one still doesn’t have the hug react. hug react to send respect

23/04/2020

I wonder how many dealers applied for the self employment government payout

21/04/2020

Damn my coil is so burnt I can’t even remember what flavour juice I have anymore

21/04/2020

Shut the f**k up mum the final chase is on

20/04/2020

if you’re reading this and you’re not insanely stoned right now go and light up p***y
happy 4/20

16/04/2020

i miss m**a
M- my friends
D
M
A

14/04/2020

many parents all across the country are discovering their child’s ni****ne addiction during this lockdown

10/04/2020

if 2020 was a song it would be dance monkey

09/04/2020

When COVID-19 is finished we are NOT letting the women out

07/04/2020

the real bad bi***es play animal crossing

06/04/2020

Send us in the best videos of you (or your mates) smashing a beer, the more wild the better
We will post up the best ones on the page

Here’s admin 2:

04/04/2020

a moment of silence for the unopened boxes that sit in p**s shops that would have been long gone should hyde street have gone ahead 😔

02/04/2020

friendly reminder that kanye west’s ranch is called bighorn mountain ranch

01/04/2020

Can all the doctors and scientists please get the F**K off the internet! How am I supposed to hit diamond now!??!

01/04/2020

people getting addicted to minty smokes call that a menthol illness