01/04/2026
This is too funny not to share. But the serious message is, be very careful who you let touch your horses feet!!
BIG NEWS! A brand new Hoof School and trimming method is on the way, to save all your horses!
Welcome to Trickle Net's Hoofy Wonderful. The Dragon Method.
We've been very busy working behind the scenes on developing our new trim with cadaver limbs that don't actually function to prove we're wrong. Convenient!
Despite having no training whatsoever in this specialism, we have found that trimming the medial wall back to the hairy sole plexus and allowing the natural lateral flares to extend brings appropriate pressure application to the heart Chakra resulting in a healing aura which corrects any and all hoof pathology instantly.
We have the x rays to boggle you with, and we have been getting in some serious manipulation training to really hook in those owners who don't yet know any better.
We would like to point out, the success of this method also requires total management change. This involves natural free movement without confinement. Controlled and constant access to appropriate forage. Socialisation with other horses. Variety in ground surfaces and dry standing. Clean fresh air, and enrichment opportunities which promote natural behaviours and improve wellbeing.
However we need to assure you that NONE of this has anything to do with any healing. It is purely coincidence as the trim is obviously the magic answer.
Fortunately for us, there is still no legal control or regulation over who can work as a professional hoof trimmer. So we are good to go!
Line up guys. Our training course costs £2400 and lasts 2 days. It gives you all the skills you need to override any other experienced professional opinion and treat, oops sorry trim any equine.
Don't forget, it's Trickle Net Hoofy Wonderful. The Dragon Method.