Red the cat

Red the cat My name is Red. I'm fat. I'm chatty. I speak three languages, cat, English and Tagalog. Due to some unforseen sh*tty circumstances I am now dead.

May I rest in peace which, considering my final few weeks, will be a blessing in disguise.

23/12/2023

It is with sadness and regret that we must report that Red the cat passed away on 30th Oct 2023 after a short illness.

He was 15 years old and as part of old age his bowel stopped working properly. Then, within a month, he developed gall stones.

We tried medicine but his bowels were shot and it was in his best interests to have him put down. His constant pain at not going to the toilet was no life at all.

He is buried in our garden with a red plant and a red light over his grave.

Dead but not forgotten, dear Red.

06/02/2023

You heard of a Tommy gun, a Knat gun, a Machine gun, well my cruel owner thinks he's got a Catgun!

Meaw my feline friends,  today I had a mackerel.  Damn fishy it was. Purred all day. One spoiler on the event was the do...
24/10/2022

Meaw my feline friends, today I had a mackerel. Damn fishy it was. Purred all day.
One spoiler on the event was the dog we seem to look after (without consulting me I might add) was noisy when I went out for my aftermeal walk. Here's a picture of the bastard!

Its been ages since I gave you an update on my life,  so here goes.1. I was sick last week on my owners stairs.2. I went...
11/09/2022

Its been ages since I gave you an update on my life, so here goes.
1. I was sick last week on my owners stairs.
2. I went to the toilet on my owners settee twice last month.
3. I clawed the silly dog we have.
4. I've taught the humans here I eat sardines at night.
5. I ruined a food net do I could eat the chicken.

I've been busy as you can see.

A pic for my fans...

I turned up from my resting place. Dont I look quite handsome.
10/05/2022

I turned up from my resting place. Dont I look quite handsome.

Today, in fact just now, I went into hiding so my owners couldnt take a picture of me, hahahhah. Imagine how gutted I wa...
10/05/2022

Today, in fact just now, I went into hiding so my owners couldnt take a picture of me, hahahhah.
Imagine how gutted I was when I saw this post! They only took a picture of fluffy dog (my arch enemy) and put it on MY page! Bastards!

OMG things have been bad since Christmas....I went out last week and got attacked! Came at me in the dark, and beat me u...
09/01/2022

OMG things have been bad since Christmas....I went out last week and got attacked! Came at me in the dark, and beat me up.
Since then Ive been to the vets three times, two injections, three creams/medicens and a partridge in a pear tree (see what I did there...).
Anyway my humans are looking after me quite well. On Monday I have to go to the vets again as they are thinking of an operation to pull my skin together. Like a face lift so your favourite cat will look years younger.
Wish me luck. Donations of pesos or cat things always welcome...

18/08/2021

Red gets a part in todays video.

31/07/2021

Its my birthday today. 13 years old.

27/07/2021

My goodness it's been a long time since I posted anything. You thought I was dead didn't you? Well, no. My human was just too lazy to video me. I clawed him so he's made my latest video, enjoy.

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