27/01/2024
Hmm…I’m just checking out our new washing machine monster. It got delivered yesterday and I’m not sure if I like this guy or not. It all started a few weeks ago when mum got me a pink cushion bed to lounge on, I already wasn’t sure of it and hadn’t decided if the bed could stay or if it had to go. Also, on this particular night it was thundering and lightening and my anxiety was sitting at about a 9.5…it wasn’t ideal because Id realised I had a full bladder and needed to excuse myself outside to make water from my di**le, i don’t like thunder and lightening and felt like the pink bed was perhaps a bad omen that’d brought doom upon my evening…so it had to go! I stood confidently in the middle of the lounge room and released the water fountain that was my full bladder all over the pink bed! Take that! Fair to say mum was pretty speechless and tried to shove the entire bed into the old washing machine monster, and broke it trying to do so…but I’m pretty happy because the bed is gone and I have a new one, and a new washing machine monster to sus out. 👅💙🐾🐾
