Animal Communicator Charlene 蔡丽晶

24/08/2024

23/08/2024

Posted • When Nami finally meets her match 😝

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Past chat with Nami can be seen in

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Follow and her FOMOness with endless energy to play

21/08/2024

Posted • Meowth has unlocked a new skill 🤥. Read till the last slide 🫢

“But it’s not perfect” -
Pls this is a skill mii doesn’t want him to be better at 🫠
No wonder took awhile to take his photo for the session the day before 😒

Past chat with Meowth can be seen at

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Follow and his greedy adventures

19/08/2024

Posted • “Totoro never work properly” - Jack-jack, 2024. 🐱📔
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Our mii usual SOP is to brief us before she’s going for some trips. Just to remind them to behave and don’t give cat sitter trouble. 🫢

Past chats with boss 👉🏼

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Follow for his hard work managing the younger siblings and mii

10/08/2024

Posted • Here comes another bimbo. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Nothing much from her AC session, because bimbo...... The epic parts of her AC session went like this:

(C for Charlene, F for Auntie Fiona, D for Danica)
F: *sigh* So how many cats in your previous home?
D: 5! Ah, no, 15!
C: 5 or 15??
F: 5 and 15 got a lot of difference......
D: Don’t know? 20? 25?
C: *palm to face* Okay, Danica, you don’t count already. You just show me what you saw. I count.
D: Okay!
C: (to F) I think I am more accurate than her. The image she showed me is about 8-10 cats. Don’t ask her already. Later become 50 cats.
F: *LOL*

F: Got baby kittens at home?
D: What is baby kitten?
C: Small small cats. Very small ones. *shows D an image*
D: Oh, have! Me! I am a baby!
C: *pulls hair* Nooooo not your size! Even smaller than you...!
D: I am not a baby?
C: Nevermind, you don’t talk, you show me.
C: (to F) Got. I saw a few baby kittens. But not sure is it hers or from other cats. She doesn’t know anything!!!
F: You got give birth before or not?
D: What is give birth?
F: *tries to explain*
D: ?????????
C: Forget it, she won’t understand...

D: Auntie. Can you come in and sit sit with me? We sit sit and play?
C: *chortles* (to F) You becoming 陪坐小姐!!! Every cat wants you to sit sit with them. *LOL*
F: You have to finish your medication first then can come out and play... You got a lot of bugs in you.
C: (to F) She still needs to eat meds for how long?
F: (to C) About 10 days?
C: Okay, you still need to stay inside for 2 weeks, okay? After that, then you can come out and play.
D: What is 2 weeks? How to count?
C: *OMG*
F: Aiya! The day you don’t need to eat medicine, means 2 weeks is up lah!
D: Then can sit sit?
F: Yes yes...
D: Okay!!!
C: (to F) Now I know why Lyeo is so stressed...

So far so good, Danica’s appetite and stool-movement is improving day by day. Still cannot eat kibbles, so she is currently on a full wet food & freeze-dried diet, with some supplements to help her along. I may add another supplement to boost her brain cells. This is not a single-braincell cat... This is another zero-braincell cat. 🤣🤣🤣

08/08/2024

06/08/2024

Posted • This girl is a DIVA. She said Taro is abit stupid and irritating, and she is able to manage the boys (including woody) at home as she is now a big girl. She even show Charlene how she disciplined Taro. Luna also said she wants to sit next to Woody but he is always walking around, can’t he just stay still so she can sit next to him?!

She isn’t intimidated by Taro. And she is seriously considering hard when told her that she will get treat from me if she helps Bambi. Luna said she will try to help Bambi if I give her treat, and the treat must be only for her, cannot share ok (she remembers that I always share one tube of churu with her and Bambi).

27/07/2024

Posted • WHAT THE *BEEP* *BEEP BEEP BEEP*!!!
.. Felice Jiejie’s first sentence to Charlene... Ownself decode hor. This IG account needs to be child-friendly. 😅

(C for Charlene, F for Auntie Fiona, J for Felice Jiejie)
J: YOU TAKE A NEEDLE AND COME TO MY HOUSE NOW AND POKE THE TWO OF THEM!
C: ???
J: They need to know how *beep*ing pain the needle is! Bloody hell???
C: (to me) Eh. Jiejie so angry she doesn’t even call you all as Papa and Mama today. Simi daiji??? 😅
F: Daily subcut... 2 oral meds. No kibbles. Full wet food. For... a month. 😅😅😅
C: OMFG
J: WTF??? ONE MONTH???
C & F: Not we say one!!! Your vet say one!
J: YOU BRING ME TO HIM NOW. I WANT TO SHRED HIM UP.
C & F: Erm......
J: *beeeeeep* Why the *beep* you all treating me like those sick cats? I am not sick and I am not dying. What the *beep*???
F: Have to do it for a month, okay? If all okay already, then we can stop...
J: *ignores Mama* (to C) Auntie you tell me what I can do to get out of this.
C: (to F) Really no other way out ah?
F: (to C) Can lah, ward her on IV drip for 3-5 days lo.
C: Oh, FML... How to tell her this. Her eyes are burning fire already...
F: Subcut 5 minutes per day only...?
C: Jiejie, you see ah. Subcut is just 5 minutes per day. 30 days means 150 minutes only. If not you need to stay in vet clinic for 1 week, and then needle remains poked in you 24/7. Which means it is 24 hours x 7 days = 168 hours... That’s a lot a lot more than 150 minutes, which is only 2.5 hours.
J: *thinking* *calculating the math* You sure only 5 minutes per day? Because it sure feels longer than that.
F: FML...
J: What the *beep*. This is NOT RIGHT. I AM NOT A SICK CAT. 🔥🔥🔥
C: Eh, Jiejie, I tell you what, you finish subcut already, you very angry, right? You go scold the foster cats. Help Lyeo a bit. You see ah, last time you always angry, you don’t fall sick. So maybe you help Lyeo a bit, maybe you will get better faster?
J: 🔥 OKAY. CAN. ONE MONTH ONLY AH. 🔥
C & F: Siao liao. That 2 bimbo foster cats die liao...

18/07/2024

Posted • .blackblack.zoei Just got off animal communication with for luna. Sigh baby Luna (only 1.5yo) came from an abusive household. People hit her and manhandled her in that household. The recently terminated pregnancy would have been her 2nd pregnancy.

She has never known nice things before - beds, cat nip, toys. She has always been confined to a small space. Big spaces now scare the s**t out of her.

has been a paradise for her. Humans are treating her well, no one hits her. Ppl sayang her. To her, this is a huge leap from what she has experienced before. She has no notion or concept of a nice home. She also repeatedly asked if she can stay forever 😅

To the bastards who abused and abandoned her & her sisters including ’s meimei: f**k you 🖕

22/06/2024

Posted • “Why she no respect me” - Totoro, 2024

Last but not least.. the scribe of Xin’s session.
It’s a joint session with and . It’s a scolding fest for

Total session was 26 mins!! 🫠



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Follow and his journey to be friendly neighbor

20/06/2024

Posted • “Why is she even here” - Nami, 2024

Nami’s session with was the shortest among all team members and she didn’t make auntie vomit blood this time 😂



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Follow and her FOMOness with endless energy to play

18/06/2024

Posted • Charlene vomited blood, while I was pulling my hair and laughing throughout the session. 😂

This girl up another level already! She has learnt to ACT BLUR. 🤣

(C for Charlene, F for Auntie Fiona, X for Xya)
F: Why you stay in kitchen again? And why you not eating your food again?
X: I wait 4 milk. Where da milk?
F: The milk is not yours! It’s Angel’s one... She buy with her own money one...
X: Den I buy?
C: You where got money?
X: Den why she (Angel) have (money)?
F: *stumped*
C: Milk is for sick cats. You last time sick, so got milk, right? Now Angel sick, so she drink milk mah. You not sick, drink what milk?
F: Somemore hor, I steal some from Angel and give you (in a bowl), but you don’t want leh!
X: U gotta put da milk in da thing (she meant “syringe”) 1st.
C: You siao ah! Last time you cannot drink on your own, you die die want to do so. Now you can use your mouth, why you want to be syringe-fed?!?!
X: Bcoz iz nicer lidat? *act innocent*
C: *vomit blood* You don’t create more trouble already lah! Your Mama very busy!!!
X: Auntie, can u ask Angel 2 share da milk wif me?
C: The milk not yours! You eat your own food!
X: *big eyes* But Auntie, u oways say muz share? Y she cannot share da milk wif me?
C: I last time say, but you also never share your things what.
X: No? I got? I got share, no? *act innocent again*
C: SINCE WHEN YOU SHARE ANYTHING OF YOURS??? YOU TELL ME WHEN?
X: Got...? I forget when oledi. *continue to act blur*

F: I tell you first ah. Your this month excursion no more already. Because you naughty, you never eat your food.
X: Huh... Y lidat...
C: Already told you many times already. You continue like that, don’t say this month, next month also don’t have!!! Take it or leave it!!!!!
X: Huh... Auntie, u changed. U nt so nice 2 me anymore!!!
C: *ROARS* *pulls hair*

(Xya said that of Charlene, because this time, Charlene did not give her “options”. Usually we make deals with her, and ask her to choose between options. That day we both just too shagged. Xya be like, “where ma choices?” 🤣)

18/06/2024

Posted • Private investigator Meowth’s report. 🕵🏻🔍📑

He’s surprisingly a good observer. And seems smarter during this session with



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Follow and his greedy adventures

16/06/2024

Posted • “I feel very challenged now” Jack, 2024 📑🗣️

Now it’s boss Jack’s turn with , to listen to Jack’s complain about certain somepawdy in the house 😆



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Follow for his hard work managing the younger siblings and mii

15/06/2024

Posted • 4 pages of complain about Xin from Totoro 📑🗣️

Totoro get coaching session from
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Follow and his journey to be friendly neighbor

14/06/2024

See another, this is worse no gender but another whole species by itself. 🤣

I usually have to mentally prep my session before the session when I see notes like this 🥲

13/06/2024

Sharing snippets of Kumi and Twigs’ session. Living in the same house but in two different worlds hahaha

13/06/2024

These kids are just here to stimulate my brain cells.🤯

So I was ask to Inform Kumi and her brother that we be moving home soon and there will be an interim home and the final move will be in 3-4 months time.

She said not really interested to move, so I promised her new house will always better so we GOT to move than she has a concern. How about the window view?
After some consideration, she said okay to move but can we move the window to the new place too?! 🤣😰😭😅

I told her technically and realistically we cannot do so as each home comes with their own window and we can’t just move windows from house to house. Obviously she is not very pleased with my answer.

13/06/2024

You know she is of a different league ( or species) when everyone else is simply ‘male’ or ‘female’ and then she has a different classification -> ‘siao cha bor’ aka crazy woman 😰.

She make me so speechless today, she say ‘Aunty, u changed you not so nice to me anymore!’😑🙄

10/06/2024

Posted • Bubu’s CT scan results are back and unfortunately the options for this old grandpa are limited.

The tumour, as previously suspected, affects too many blood vessels and nerves to operate on. It is also unlikely to respond to chemotherapy. This means we are only really left with end-of-life palliative care.

We did an animal communication session with and right away she sensed Bubu’s throat lump and something in his abdomen which could be from his pancreatitis. Charlene tells us that Bubu is still full of fighting spirit and he has faith in his vet (Dr ). He knows something is wrong with him but he’s not ready to give up quite yet. We also found out that Bubu has been biting us recently as a result of the tumour. Since he can no longer meow, biting has become his way of getting out attention. He says he’s comfortable with us – there’s food and treats and shelter, unlike in the community. All we have hoped for is that Bubu is happy and we’re so relieved to know that he is (even if he can be a bit of a menace anyway).

Oh Bubu we’re sorry we couldn’t have more time together. Why did your tumour have to be in your throat? You have been a blessing to our lives and the three years since we have adopted you have flown past. Please don’t go so soon. Please let us love you until you are ready to rest.

28/05/2024

I been talking to Baby (20/F) quite frequently so I been nagging at her a lot so today right at the start of the session, she said “Aunty I been good girl, I got eat my food!” Her mama agree, say yah better recently… she very smart she say this first so I don’t nag at her again.

Who knows in the evening, she acts up again and start being fussy with her dinner. Her mama ask her is it want to talk to Aunty Charlene again?!

Haha, she really give me FACE ley.. she clean up her bowl!

20/05/2024

Posted • The AC session with newly-promoted Boss Lyeo was hilarious!

(C for Charlene, F for Auntie Fiona, L for Lyeo)
C: (to F) Why he so needy recently?
F: (to C) I also want to ask him why!
L: Mama, can you just let me sleep on you for hours and hours? 30 minutes not enough. I miss you......
F: 🤦🏻‍♀️ No lah, I where got time to sleep on the sofa for many hours?
C: Aiyo ah boy, I told you many many many times already. Your Mama cannot sleep on the sofa every night. Later her back will pain. Then you meow meow meow, your Mama not enough sleep will fall sick!
L: But I miss my Mama so much! *pouts*
C: (to F) Wait. Lyeo just pouted his mouth at me! What is going on! He never ever act so 委屈 (aggrieved) before!
F: (to C) I don’t know??? I swear, I never cut his food or treats leh.

After a lot of probing...
L: I don’t want to be Boss already. Can Jiejie take back the job?
F: Oh. So you are stressed about the job is it...
L: It’s not fun...... At first was quite exciting. Then now very tired. So many things to do everyday...
C: Ah boy! You think play masak-masak ah! Cannot say don’t want means just give back the job one leh...
L: Huh. Then I need to be Boss for how long...
C: Your Jiejie did her job for many years, so you also need to do the job for at least a few years.
L: A. FEW. YEARS??? *shocked*
F: You should be honoured leh. Jiejie chose you to take over her job. She see you very up leh. If not she won’t let you be boss mah.
L: 😭 Can you all help me tell Jiejie to take back her job?
F: Aiya, you no need to do much lah. Mama and Auntie Charlene will help you tell the other 2 boys to behave and help you out, okay? Will also tell Jiejie to help you. You no need to stress, okay?
L: Mama, I want hugssssss every night.
F: 🤦🏻‍♀️
C: (to F) I also don’t know how to help him already. 😂
F: (to C) I don’t think Jiejie will take back the job. She is enjoying her retirement way too much.

29/04/2024

Posted • We have finally reached the last AC convo. In actual fact, during the session, we started with Butter, and the heart ached throughout the whole session.
B: Butter, C: , M: Meowmy

M: How do you feel since joining this furmily?
B: Mmm… still ok. A bit not used…
C: He says awkward cos a lot of kaypoh.
B: I play toy then suddenly so many eyes come and watch.
C: But he doesn’t feel threaten, just awkward.
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M: Don’t remember where you were or what happened before you came to our home?
B: I was from a home that has other cats. Not much food and I felt hurt. I got beaten. Then 1 day, they stuff me inside a backpack, bring me 1 car park and throw me.
M: 🤯😢💔🥺 (can’t find words to describe my feeling)
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C: He says he’s 7 years old. But I feel he’s about 2+.
M: 😅ya, 1+, 2+ is what we estimate his age too. Can ask how is he and Cookie? Recently Cookie keep screaming at him.
C: His heart rate went up.
B: I don’t know how to play with them…
C: You pick the gentler ones to watch and play with la.
M: Ya, can play with Brown & Cinnamon. And can you don’t bite me for play? I can pain pain one.
C: His heart rate escalate again.
B: 😢Is this why I got beaten?

Aiyo, my 💔again…

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29/04/2024

Posted • Our first AC with Cinnamon since her adoption.

CM: Cinnamon, C: , M: Meowmy, P: Pawpa

CM: Jie jie, I don’t get to eat first!! 😤
C: First thing she tell me is she don’t get to eat treat first.😅
M: 😅😅cos give gor gor them first ma…
C: Ya. Told her older siblings get it first. Got order.
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M: Does Cinnamon remember her past before we got her?
C: She was abandoned, and she wasn’t alone. There was another cat with her.
M: 😨!! Pawpa, did you see any other cat when you rescued her?
P: I think there was another young cat at the other side. Canteen side. But not as approachable as Cinnamon.
C: She shows me that the previous home has a lot of long hair cats.
CM: I not as pretty, not important. Not wanted.
M: 🥺
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M: Who does Cinnamon like more?
C: Feels like she’s closer to pawpa.
CM: I want pawpa continue…
P: Fluffing you up? Ok!
M: Why don’t you like going out these days?
CM: Too many people touch me…
M: Ok, I tell people not to.
C: Maybe can give her a treat before people touch.

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28/04/2024

Posted • Never ending drama with this girl…
P: Pepper, C: , M: Meowmy

M: Can you don’t growl and scream when Brown gor gor walk past you? He never do anything. Walk past only.
P: But I must be careful first.
C: She is being drama.
M: Ya! Hai, when you do that, Brown gor gor will get angry then really go after you.
C: Why don’t you keep quiet when they walk past? See what they do first.
P: 🤔 Then I go stay in service yard. I can be alone.
M: 🙄

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26/04/2024

Posted • Remember Cookie’s first AC convo? He sees himself as a baby.
Apparently, even with the addition of the new younger siblings, he still thinks he’s a BABY!!

CO: Cookie, C: , M: Meowmy

M: Why are you chasing and bullying Butter?
CO: Because he don’t continue playing!l the game!!
M: Butter is your younger brother you know.
C: Er… he still thinks he is youngest leh. How old is he now?
M: He is turning 5.
C: He still think he around 1 and half years old.
M: 😱
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CO: I bored. No bugs to catch. No higher place to climb.
C: Maybe give him puzzle toy.
M: But he not motivated with it. Don’t even try. Or tell him pawpa will scold if he bully Butter again.
C: He scared pawpa a bit only.
CO: I don’t like you give me time out. But after that also ok liao.
C: Give him rewards ba. Maybe behave and get to play a toy he like.
CO: Don’t give my toy away.

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25/04/2024

Posted • Poor princess is likely having her sleep disturbed!
And her over grooming might be caused by stress…

Here’s a short insight to Vanilla’s AC session.
V: Vanilla , C: , M: Meowmy

M: Why are you over grooming yourself?
V: Cinnamon…
C: Vanilla feels stress, Cinnamon might be escalating the situation.
V: Cookie disturb me too. Scares me.
C: ok, we ask meowmy to scold them and punish them ok?
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M: How do you feel about going out especially like events and therapy volunteering sessions?
V: I’m ok to go to quieter places.
M: Your annual vet visit is coming up k?
C: She’s stress….
😅

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24/04/2024

Posted • By popular vote, we are starting off the AC conversations with Brown!
B for Brown. C for & M for meowmy

C: B is feeling unfair about being scolded.
M: huh? Scolded?
C: Ya. Was he scolded recently? For something he didn’t do?
B: Unfair!!
M: Oh! Maybe Pepper. Cos he keeps disturbing Pepper although she started it first.
B: Not fair!!
C: You are the big bro right? Be the bigger man. Just see Pepper as siao.
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M: I am going for holiday again soon. But pawpa will be at home to take care of you all.
B: Don’t like you 2 going holiday.
C: But he like the unboxing after that.
B: Meowmy you stay, pawpa can go. He no give food.
M: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
C: meowmy make sure u buy or pretend to do unboxing of his pre-packed gift when you return.

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24/04/2024

Posted • Although Cody shared during the AC session we had that he was very worried about Kiki when she was hospitalized for a week, he wasnt very pleased about Kiki occupying ALL of his usual spot when she came back.
The window bay, the bench under the table and the heating plate corner.

When we asked Kiki why shes at Didi’s usual spots now, girl told “Everything that is his, is mine too. You said to share.”
Well shes not exactly wrong just that, idk abt her terms on sharing...

We often catch Cody meowing softly in a whiny tone at Kiki as though as if he was asking her if he can have the spot and that if its his turn alr. Poor boy is upset.

Just yesterday while he was on the pink mat on the bench, Kiki came up beside him and glared at him. So I gently explain to share and that Kiki feels cold and wants to be under the table. I shifted him abit so as to make space for Kiki but he plopped back his ass to its original position unhappily (Lol yes Cody does throw tantrum too, its actually quite funny to see). Boy gave up and left when Kiki inched herself in bit by bit.
Help leh, I thought I would only be doing this with Xander and Xav what is this now.

I even used ‘s explaination to tell Cody that Kiki accepts him already cos she is using all his beds and going to his usual spot to rest now. Hes not buying it because... Kiki bites and whacks him whenever he gets too close when sharing.

Cody you the bestest and goodest boy. Thanks for giving in to Kiki (though unwillingly) all the time. You got the biggest heart. ❤️