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Billy Jack the Donkey I run a ranch here in Florida, where I have lots of odd friends to push around and har"ass".

If anyone is alone and has no one to spend Christmas with please let me know…I need to borrow some chairs.
15/11/2025

If anyone is alone and has no one to spend Christmas with please let me know…I need to borrow some chairs.

I got fired from my job as a masseuse…apparently, I rub people the wrong way.
15/11/2025

I got fired from my job as a masseuse…apparently, I rub people the wrong way.

To be frank, I’d have to change my name.
14/11/2025

To be frank, I’d have to change my name.

I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
11/11/2025

I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

You got an extra hour of sleep last night…unless you have livestock or children.
02/11/2025

You got an extra hour of sleep last night…unless you have livestock or children.

This time tomorrow it won’t be this time tomorrow.
02/11/2025

This time tomorrow it won’t be this time tomorrow.

Knock, knock!Who’s there?Irene.Irene who?Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!How stupid is it to celebrate...
31/10/2025

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irene.
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

How stupid is it to celebrate National Doorbell Day, National Knock Knock Joke Day, and Halloween on the same day? That's a whole lot of knockin,' ringin,' and beggin! Oh, and did I mention it’s also Caramel Apple Day?

Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC? Or something current?
31/10/2025

Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC?

Or something current?

It doesnt matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day...It's night.
30/10/2025

It doesnt matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day...
It's night.

The Ranchers truck broke down between the marina and the Hallmark store…he was stuck between a dock and a card place.
29/10/2025

The Ranchers truck broke down between the marina and the Hallmark store…he was stuck between a dock and a card place.

If like me, you’ve ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to talk about it, remember…My door is always open!
26/10/2025

If like me, you’ve ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to talk about it, remember…My door is always open!

I responded to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” and now everyone is upset.
24/10/2025

I responded to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” and now everyone is upset.

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