I run a ranch here in Florida, where I have lots of odd friends to push around and har"ass".
23/06/2025
Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.
15/06/2025
I’d like to wish all the fathers who don’t fish a Happy Mothers Day weekend.
14/06/2025
I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my Ukraine decorations up.
07/06/2025
Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to tell people how you feel...You could be too weak to raise your middle finger.
28/05/2025
There's a movie coming out soon about hillbillies…I can't wait to see the trailer.
22/05/2025
The Rancher and RancHer were having problems with speeding cars running over chickens, so I encouraged them to post this sign: NUDIST COLONY - GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS AND TAN ASSES. Me and Jenny Sue are having fun watching all the slow cars going by.
18/05/2025
I got my shot for Shingles today…just to be safe, I also got one for vinyl siding.
09/05/2025
Trump’s tariffs are so effective, now even the Pope is Made in America.
08/05/2025
Happy World Donkey Day! Don't forget to kiss your @$$.
07/05/2025
Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
25/04/2025
How am I supposed to believe humans are the dominant species when a spider is over here building a house with its butt.
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