Penelopes Pallet Picks

03/22/2024

SOLD

Twin size bed frame, new- $45

Upgrade your sleeping game with our bed frame: the ultimate stage for nightly star performances of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Snore'!

03/16/2024

Unveiling the Breville 3X Bluicer Pro: where your fruits and veggies go on a thrilling ride to become the healthiest, swankiest drinks in town! With a single button, this metallic marvel transforms from a juicer, to a blender, to a bluicer, faster than you can say "vitamin boost." Get ready to throw the ultimate juice party—just make sure to invite the kale.

03/08/2024

"Bring the beauty of nature into your home with Nearly Natural's Artificial Plants! Lifelike and low-maintenance, our stunning faux greenery adds a touch of freshness to any space. No watering or sunlight required – just everlasting beauty. Elevate your decor with Nearly Natural today!"

03/08/2024

Check out the ultimate bathroom throne's sidekick, the Vdomus Shower Caddy with Soap Dish Holder! This isn't just any caddy; it's the knight in shining armor for your rubber ducky and the loyal steed for your soap. With no tools needed, this caddy is like that one friend who's always ready to hang out, no planning needed. Made of durable stainless steel, it's tougher than your grandma's meatloaf and stylish enough to make your shampoo bottles feel underdressed. Get ready to transform your shower time from a cluttered mess to a spa-like oasis where even the soap gets a VIP seat!

03/08/2024

"Introducing the magical countertop elixir enhancer, model T900 — because who has time for a hydration quest? With just one mystic filter included, this ancient artifact (looking suspiciously modern and suspiciously like it belongs in your kitchen) will transmute your questionable tap water into the potion of the gods. With Frizzlife’s Premium Filtration Performance, you can adjust the temperature of your newfound ambrosia from 'refreshing mountain stream' to 'lava-ish hot spring' with the flick of a wizardly wand (or k**b). Get instant hot water for your dragon-slaying tea or icy cold for cooling off after your workout with your pet griffin. And it’s compact, so it won't take up half your alchemist's lab (or countertop). Quest for hydration no more, the Frizzlife T900 is your gauntlet's best friend!" *Like new-used

03/08/2024

03/08/2024

Presenting the KitchenAid Food Processor: your new countertop companion that combines sleek design with culinary excellence! Envision it amidst your kitchen hustle, with its shiny metallic finish catching the light, as it masterfully dices a vibrant medley of fresh vegetables. Picture the dynamic scene: carrots and cucumbers dancing in the air, tomatoes being sliced with precision—all without breaking a sweat. This is not just an appliance; it’s the maestro of your kitchen orchestra, ready to conduct a symphony of flavors with the simple press of a button. Whether it's dicing, slicing, or shredding, this KitchenAid marvel is your ticket to effortless meal prep and the secret ingredient to your cooking shows at home. Get ready to slice, dice, and entice with KitchenAid!

03/08/2024

Introducing the "Suck-It-Up Bust Booster 3000" – the vacuum breast enlargement machine that promises to turn heads and raise eyebrows, quite literally! Say goodbye to push-up bras and hello to the power of suction! With the grace of a vacuum cleaner and the ambition of a Hollywood diva, this contraption will leave you feeling like you've gone from "itty bitty" to "hello, Dolly!" in minutes. Vacuum your way to va-va-voom with the Bust Booster 3000 – because who needs airbags when you've got vacuum bags, right?

03/08/2024

Welcome to Penelope's Pallet Picks – where the treasure hunt never ends and every find is a bargain bonanza! 🎉 Dive into a world where pallets reign supreme, and the savings are as wild as a raccoon in a dollar store. 🦝💰

Here at PPP (Penelope’s Pallet Picks, for the uninitiated), we turn the mystery of purchasing into the magic of pocket-pleasing prices. Think of us as your financial fairy godmothers, but instead of turning pumpkins into carriages, we turn overstock, returns, and "oopsies" into your next "OMG, I can't believe I got this for that price!" moment.

Whether you’re in search of that elusive kitchen gadget that does everything but the dishes, the workout gear to kickstart your journey to becoming a wellness warrior, or a tech treasure that makes you feel like you’ve leaped into the future – we’ve got the items for you. And the best part? You won’t need to sell your kingdom to afford it. 👑💸

So, come join our fabulous Facebook family where the posts are plentiful, the community is charming, and the deals are so good, you'll think we've made a typo. Spoiler alert: we haven't, the deals are just that great.

Remember, at Penelope's Pallet Picks, it's not just shopping, it's an adventure! Buckle up, because you never know what you'll find, but you can always count on it being a steal. 💼🚀