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My Precious Dalmatians are raised in my home as family members. Our dalmatians are AKC registered. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Dalmatian

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Dalmatian comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Dalmatian ages. This is normal and yo

u should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can. Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Dalmatian suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature. Sunlight: Do not allow your Dalmatian to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning. Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes. Naming: Your Dalmatian comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours? Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why? Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Dalmatian’s zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested. Software: Your Dalmatian is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon. Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you. We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Dalmatian

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out. Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now. �

25/12/2024

11/12/2024

**REDUCED** LAST CHANCE to secure your new spots place on our delivery trip before we leave tonight!

07/12/2024

‼️ Attention ‼️

We wanna see our past spots an how big they have gotten !!! We would also love if you could comment about your past experience working with us as breeders. I know there are a ton of scams out there an we want every family to feel extremely comfortable with us. Thank you all so much for giving our babies forever homes an becoming apart of our paw Family for life.

29/11/2024

These little stocking stuffers are still 👀for their furever 🏠 just in time for Christmas! RTG 12/3/2024. Pm for more info

*UPDATE* Potato is now reserved!

27/11/2024

These cuties are still 👀 for their furever 🏠 just in time for Christmas!

We are making a delivery trip from SC to PA and can deliver anywhere along the way!

22/11/2024

Currently available

22/11/2024

Our Harvest Litter is 6 weeks old! We are currently accepting deposit

17/11/2024

**ATTENTION**

We are going to be relocating to South Carolina. The puppies will be available to be picked up in Sumter, SC or Lebanon, PA possibly states in between if it's on our route!!

Available puppies below!

*UPDATE* Pumpkin is now reserved!

12/11/2024

Our Harvest Litter is 5 weeks old! We are now accepting deposits!

*UPDATE* Pickles is reserved!

30/10/2024

Introducing our Harvest Litter! We are 3 weeks old! Now accepting deposits. 🎃🍁🍂🌽🥔🍠

22/10/2024

We are getting our spots!!!! We are 2 weeks old and most of us have our eyes open!!

08/10/2024

The puppies are here!!!!! 5 females and 4 males! Mom and pups are all doing well so far ❤️❤️❤️

20/08/2024

Due early October 2024!!

29/05/2024

Unfortunately we have to make the hard decision to re-home Rocky 😔 he is AKC registered proven stud carrying lemon. He is very nervous around new people and should not be in a home with small children. Pm for more info in interested!

26/05/2024

Three generations! Middle is Jasmine who is the mother of Indica (left) and Indica is the mother of Sofie (right).

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Indica trying to play with Sofie (her daughter). Sofie is not amused 😂

These beauties are still 👀 for their furever 🏠! 2 males and 4 females available for reservation! Pm for more details! Don't forget to follow us on Tik Tok at mypreciousdalmatians

Our little villains are 3 weeks on Sunday 🖤🤍🖤🤍 We are now accepting deposits! 2 males and 4 females still 👀 for their furever 🏠 RTG April 9th Follow us on Tik Tok @mypreciousdalmatians @followers