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My Precious Dalmatians

My Precious Dalmatians are raised in my home as family members. Our dalmatians are AKC registered an They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Dalmatian

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Dalmatian comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Dalmatian ages. This is normal and yo

u should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can. Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Dalmatian suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature. Sunlight: Do not allow your Dalmatian to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning. Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes. Naming: Your Dalmatian comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours? Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why? Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Dalmatian’s zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested. Software: Your Dalmatian is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon. Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you. We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Dalmatian

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out. Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now. �

12/25/2023

Merry Christmas from all of us! 🖤🤍🖤🤍

12/18/2023

UPDATE: All the puppies have found homes just in time for Christmas 🎄🎁!!!!!

Happy Holidays from our crew!!

12/13/2023

And then there was 1....this cutie is still 👀 for her furever 🏠 in time for Christmas 🎁🎄. Ready to go now! Pm for more details!

12/07/2023

UPDATE: Elvis is reserved again!

Elvis is now available again! Look at this sweet face! Pm for more info

12/07/2023

UPDATE: Misty is now reserved!

These sweeties are still 👀 for their furever 🏠 in time for Christmas 🎄🎁! They are ready to go Dec 8th. Pm for more info!

11/29/2023

UPDATE: Black Ear and Pip Squeak are now reserved!!

These sweeties are still 👀 for their furever 🏠! PM for more info

11/26/2023

UPDATE: Presley is now reserved!!

These sweeties are still 👀 for their furever 🏠 in time for Christmas 🎄🎁 All are female. Pm for more details

11/24/2023

UPDATE: Tiny Tim is now reserved!!

Black and White Friday Sale!!!
Last day to get your deposit in and receive the discounted price!!!

11/24/2023

Indica playing cards with us 😂 she is always so inquisitive!

11/22/2023

BLACK (& WHITE) Friday Sale!!!!

These cuties are still looking for homes for Christmas!!! Anyone putting a deposit down by Friday night will get a discounted price on the pup! Pm for more details!!!!

11/19/2023

These cuties are still 👀 for their furever 🏠 for 🎄🎁 Pm for more details!

11/15/2023

UPDATE: Bingo and Elvis have been reserved!

These sweeties will be 5 weeks on Friday! They are still looking for furever homes! RTG Dec 9th just in time for Christmas 🎁🎄

11/12/2023

11/12/2023

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11/09/2023

Momma has had about enough of these pups 😂😂😂 Don't worry Jasmine, they will be weaned soon lol

11/08/2023

First time eating mush ❤️❤️❤️ 6 girls 3 boys all available! Ready to go Dec 15th just in time for Christmas 🎁

10/30/2023

RTG Dec 15th just in time for Christmas 🎁🎄 pm for info

10/26/2023

We are getting spots!! We are also now accepting deposits! Rtg just in time for Christmas 🎁

10/16/2023

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10/13/2023

The puppies are here!! 6 girls and 3 boys ❤️❤️❤️

10/10/2023

The puppies will be here any day now! ❤️❤️❤️

08/25/2023

Before school snuggles ❤️❤️❤️

08/20/2023

If anyone is looking for a stud, Rocky is available! AKC registered and carries lemon! Pm me for more details if interested!

08/10/2023

Grandma and granddaughter 🍋❤️

08/09/2023

💯😂

08/08/2023

Sofia aka Sofie!! My first lemon finally has her spots 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋❤️❤️

11/21/2021

I'm a little late lol but my baby girl turned 2 today (Nov 20th)!!!! She came into my life and now I can't imagine my life without spots ever again lol Happy birthday Jasmine! We all love you so very much♥️♥️♥️

11/09/2021

Just trying to fit in 😂😂😂❤️

11/04/2021

Just a boy and his dog ♥️♥️♥️

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