08/13/2021
Bees - particularly honey bees - have enjoyed a fantastic PR campaign, and in my gardening groups, I often see posts about how we need to "save the bees," or how "I'd never hurt a bee, but how do I kill these pesky wasps?"
What many people don't realize is that the most popular species of bee, honeybees, aren't even native to the US! Of the 20,000 species of bees worldwide, 4,000 of them are native to the US, and the majority of them nest in the ground and are often mistaken for wasps, which have NOT enjoyed any kind of positive PR campaign. Even a humorous "guide to yellow stripey things" categorizes wasps as as****es, and it throws the poor yellowjacket wasps under the proverbial bus. Though unpopular, the North American yellowjacket (Vespula alascensis), eastern yellowjacket (Vespula maculifrons), western yellowjacket (Vespula pensylvanica), and prairie yellowjacket (Vespula atropilosa) are all native to North America, and they are important insects that we would do well to protect. [ETA: The wasp pictured here is, I believe, Vespula germanica, which isn't native to the US, but it has naturalized here.]
Many people unfortunately learned as children to avoid wasps, when we watched as the adults around us screamed or swatted at them, sprayed cans of smelly poisons on their homes.
As someone who maintains a healthy, organic home and garden, I have had some opportunity to revisit this subject, and I took the time to consider whether these wee creatures really deserve their exceptionally bad reputation. My finding? They're not the as****es most people think they are.
Some little-known wasp facts:
1. They're vital to a healthy, functioning ecosystem because they patrol their territory to kill other insects, which they then feed to their young.
2. Many adult wasp species feed on nectar, which means they visit flowers to eat, and anything that visits flowers pollinates them, increasing yields of things we love, like fruit.
You can usually avoid being stung by wasps if you remain calm and move slowly around them, or stay still and speak with a calm voice. Wasps feel threatened by fast movements (their eyes cause movements to look like a fast-turning kaleidoscope) and, in my experience, they sense our energy kind of like dogs do, and they know who means them harm, and who finds them interesting and will not harm them.
Unpopular opinion: If a wasp stung you, you probably deserved it.
I know, I know, I can hear all your protests! "But I was just mowing!" (You mowed over their HOME! Wouldn't you attack someone who MOWED OVER YOUR HOME?!?). "I was just shooing it away!" (If you were tiny and a giant creature started swinging at you, how would YOU respond?!)
The next time you see a wasp, instead of reacting with fear, please remember these tips. Move slowly, or better yet, stay perfectly still. If a wasp lands on you and this makes you feel uncomfortable, blow on it gently to get it to fly off of you. Do not swat it, as even a gentle squeeze will make them sting. Talk nicely to it. Imagine your roles are reversed, and you're the wasp today, facing a giant stranger. Treat the wasp like you would want to be treated. (Indeed - treat all of nature this way!)
Here's a video of me holding a yellow jacket that I found in my house. When I tried to get the wasp to move onto the flowers, it refused, and it wanted to stay on my hand. So I let it stay. I took it back inside, and it stayed on my hand for at least 20 minutes while I worked. Then I took the wasp back outside and it finally flew away. I guess it just wanted to hang out for a while?
I can hear another protest: "But I'm allergic!" To which I say: ME TOO!!!! I've gone into shock from insect bites, and now I know to keep my medication handy in case I get multiple stings. Unless your allergy is the type where you instantly seize up and die (which is exceptionally rare), you can relax and just enjoy the bugs. The less you freak out about their presence, the less likely you are to be stung. Having a calm, warm attitude around wasps will keep you much safer than if you reach for a can of poison to spray on them, because - here's another weird wasp thing - they seem to remember people!
Indeed, on Waspbook, there's a funny meme showing the 'definitive guide to humans,' and the image of a human holding a spray can is labeled "as***le"; all the wasps know to sting that one.
I'm on that meme too, dressed as a bee, and it says: Crazy bug lady, very nice, but watch out so she doesn't drag you inside and make you her pet. (Unless you want to be her pet, in which case, go check her out, she'll probably feed you and let you borrow her car.)
DISCLAIMER: I don't advocate grabbing wasps with your bare hands. Sometimes a wasp will feel scared and sting. But it's totally fine to put a cup over a wasp, slide a piece of firm paper under the cup, and then take it outside to release it.
If you're having a picnic and the wasps just won't leave you alone, you may be too close to their home or they may be hungry or thirsty. You can put a piece of cut fruit and a bit of meat on a plate for the wasps and place it a ways away from you, and see if the wasps settle down when they have their own meal to enjoy.
May all your future encounters with yellow stripey things be filled with calm and wonder!
Final note: This is a wasp-friendly space; please do not share your stories of being stung by wasps here.