Wilson Bowie

09/24/2023

I have her trained to watch me for cues. This morning the cue is "give me my space." What a glorious day.

09/17/2023

It has to be this way.

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09/11/2023

There’s not a lot more to say here. You can clearly see who does the work.

09/04/2023

And stay out there.

340 likes, 5 comments. “She’ll always be true.”

08/30/2023

It’s been real having you people work from home and all, but I’m out of here until tomorrow morning when you finally leave.

08/29/2023

Someone ate all the Cheetos, and the storm isn’t even here yet. Take two guesses. 

08/22/2023

Rude.

08/18/2023

She’s desperate for attention.

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07/10/2023

Stop copying me, Scout.

07/08/2023

Sometimes you do your part on the side. Not seeking approval.

07/04/2023

Right, Scout. I know.

06/10/2023

I’m getting tired of your mouth.

05/28/2023

Sharing is caring. The food smells delicious.

05/14/2023

Obviously I have to be both the father and the mother here.

05/12/2023

If you want to know what we’re doing this moment, this may be where your imagination takes you.

But there could be a “shoe surprise” for your convenient discovery later. We need more mystery in the world.

05/08/2023

This morning Scout pretended she likes bananas so she could con someone into giving her some of mine. 🙄

05/07/2023

I regret that my coronation was not televised, but the scones were delicious.

04/23/2023

Well I’ve definitely heard enough about this.

04/12/2023

Keep dreaming, Scout.

04/01/2023

Today I’m going to do something productive.

April Fool’s, people.

03/26/2023

One day she will realize I’m only letting her do this to be nice. There’s a small but not impossible chance that I like this.

03/13/2023

Only one of us is prepared for the Oscar’s. Let’s see if you can guess who.

01/28/2023

That was a really interesting story you shared.

12/04/2022

This may come as a real surprise, but I run this place.

12/03/2022

I hope I’ve made it clear that I don’t wish to be bothered today.

11/12/2022

Name something that annoys you.

I’ll go first:

04/01/2022

Copy cat.

03/27/2022

Getting my beauty sleep before the Oscars. Scout will likely win for best supporting actress in a horror film. She’s cramping my style.

09/06/2021

Look at this distinguished gentleman.

Look at this distinguished gentleman.

08/15/2021

Not everyone is amused by your stories.

05/16/2021

No, you cannot have one of my ci**rs.

05/09/2021

On patrol. My gift for Mother’s Day.

04/30/2021

A yogic thinking pose.

04/25/2021

Always let someone else volunteer to pay more attention. Leave the real essence of life to the pros.

04/17/2021

How about a bite of “mind your own business” for dinner.

03/28/2021

Honestly, you're getting on my last nerve.

03/21/2021

I’m sick of hearing about those flowers.

03/08/2021

I hope the Queen isn’t angry...

03/01/2021

The best part of today was being left alone with my thoughts.

02/20/2021

Why does she have to copy EVERYTHING I do?