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04/06/2024

So I've decided to add a special price for people who just have pens that need cleaning, & not a whole yard. If this is you, don't hesitate to give me a shout! :)

04/05/2024

*** FREEBIE FRIDAY ***

Hey guys!! Surprise!!! I've decided to do my first Freebie Friday! You never know when they're gonna happen! Buy one cleaning, get one for free to redeem whenever you choose!! I know you've been curious, let's get you scheduled today!! 😊

04/04/2024

So who is a good candidate to receive my service you may ask...Well, there are multiple groups. Anyone who normally does their own clean up but is sick and/or injured and needs help until they recover, someone who is just too busy to get around to it, someone who has a weak stomach, someone with mobility issues such as the elderly, someone who just doesn't WANT to do it themselves. I offer help with NO judgements no matter what the reasons are. I'm just here to try to make your life easier. Don't let your loved ones give up their fur baby just because they can't do the clean ups themselves anymore & don't want to feel like a burden to you by letting you help.. Let me help! I offer affordable rates, flexible scheduling and a job well done . Just check out my reviews! Schedule a cleaning
with me today!! 😊

04/03/2024

***** ATTENTION EVERYONE *****

Ok so I just wanted to let everyone know that when I make "education time posts", it's not "just a scare tactic to try to get business." I DO genuinely care about your & your family's health & well being. I never post anything that's not true. I simply want everyone to be aware of the consequences of leaving dog p**p laying around. It's not only smelly, unsightly & attracts all sorts of icky, unwanted critters, it can genuinely be dangerous, especially to the elderly, the very young & those with allergies and/or weakened immune systems. There's really no need in taking the risk with it when you have ME to come take care of it for you! I offer affordable rates, flexible scheduling and a job well done!! Just check out my reviews!! Let me help you turn your property into a cleaner, more healthy environment for you & your family!! Schedule a cleaning with me today!! 😊

04/03/2024

*** YOU GUYS ROCK!!! ***

So I think it's time for another customer appreciation post. I know things have been kinda crazy with me lately & I just want to take a moment to thank you all so very much for sticking with me & doing all that you guys can to help support me with my business. It means more to me than I could ever possibly express & I appreciate you all more than you'll ever know!! ❤️ I truly believe that what I provide is an important and needed service for the community. Doing this has most definitely had a positive impact on my life, and I really hope to be able to keep it going for a long time to come!! 😊

04/02/2024

Good morning everyone! I just wanted to let y'all know that as of right now I am all booked up for this Wednesday thru Saturday. Any new appointments will have to be scheduled for next week. If this changes I'll let you guys know. Ty so very much for your continued support & recognition of this service being important and needed in the community! You're all so very appreciated!!!!

04/01/2024

So I was just curious, how many of you, after I get your yard p**p free, would like it sprayed with a smell good disinfectant that kills bacteria & parasites but doesn't hurt your pets or grass? I of course would have to charge a little more for that extra service. I just thought it's something you guys might be interested in. If so, please let me know so I can get it ordered. 😊

04/01/2024

***** FREEBIE *****

Ok guys I've got another creative freebie for you!! Anyone with "April" anywhere in their name can get a buy one cleaning get one for free that you can use at a time of your choosing!! The only rules are you have to do the sign up for it today on April Fool's day, and to keep things fair, you have to be a new client!! Where are my Aprils at?! 😊

03/31/2024

*** EDUCATION TIME ***

Did you know that dried dog f***s can release allergens into the air, exacerbating respiratory issues in susceptible individuals? This is especially concerning for those with asthma and/or allergies, as well as young children and the elderly! Don't risk your or your family's health! Let's get your property p**p free!! I offer affordable rates, flexible scheduling and a job well done!! Just check out my reviews! Let's get you scheduled for a cleaning with me today!! 😊

03/29/2024

***** EDUCATION TIME *****

Hey guys, so during the p**p research I do from time to time, I came across something that genuinely makes me concerned for your & your family's health!! After this discovery, I may actually have to invest in some extra personal protective gear to use while out serving you guys!!! Did you know that f***l coliform and other bacteria found in dog waste can actually make people really sick, leading to breathing problems, diarrhea, blindness and worse?! I didn't!! 😬😳 Don't risk your or your family's health!! Let's get your yard p**p free!! I offer reasonable rates, flexible scheduling and a job well done!! Just check out my reviews!! Stay healthy!! Schedule a cleaning with me today!!! 😊

Ok so as you all know, I announced earlier that I'm going to be losing my FT job in the next couple of weeks which has p...
03/28/2024

Ok so as you all know, I announced earlier that I'm going to be losing my FT job in the next couple of weeks which has prompted me to have to raise my rates a bit to try to be able to continue to serve the community instead of looking for other traditional employment. I very greatly appreciate my clients that have gotten back with me and are on board with helping me stay in business. In all reality, I'd been undercharging this whole time, but I was ok with that because for one I truly enjoy serving you guys, & two I was able to afford to because of my FT job. However, since that safety net is no longer in place, I've got no choice but to raise my rates a bit to try to stay in business and continue to serve the community. I fully understand if not everyone can afford to have me to continue to serve them at my increased rate. I truly hate to see any of you go, but I've gotta do what I gotta do to try to save my business & continue to be of use to the community. I firmly believe you get what you pay for & I know that I provide excellent service. I greatly appreciate those of you who are choosing to stay on this journey with me. IF God willing, I'm able to keep this thing going, you WILL be rewarded in the future, I promise! 😊

03/26/2024

Attention Everyone:

So unfortunately, as of right now, I'm going to have to cancel any and all appointments I had made for this week. I just noticed I have wires showing on one of my tires. I don't even have a spare at the moment, & I've gotta get this all taken care of before I can drive my truck any more than I absolutely have to. I deeply apologize to everyone & I promise I'll make it up to you all!!! Please bear with me. I WILL be back up & running again SOON!!

03/25/2024

Ok guys be sure to be on the look out for me this coming week!! I'm going to be out working in the community! If you spot me, HONK & message me the description of the vehicle you were in if you want to take advantage of a buy one cleaning, get one free deal!! To be fair, this is only available to new clients. 😊

03/23/2024

He gets me 🖤

03/23/2024

Ok guys, so I have just a few spots still available for this coming Wednesday thru Saturday. So if you'd like to have a clean, p**p free yard in time for all of your Easter festivities, please don't hesitate to give me a shout!! I'M here for YOU!! ☺️

03/22/2024

CLIENT
APPRECIATION
POST:

I just want to take a moment to let all of my clients know how very much I appreciate their support! I know you're all watching and cheering me on. Your words of encouragement mean more to me than I could ever properly express! I started on this adventure a little over a month ago more as a let's just see what happens type of thing. I honestly didn't take it too seriously at first. But man you guys have REALLY showed up!! Your support & belief in me & the service I'm providing has really made a big positive impact in my life in multiple ways and I could never thank you enough! I take great pride in my work which I believe shows in the quality of service that I provide. I take giving you all good quality service very seriously and it feels so good to know it's appreciated! Ty all so very much! You guys rock!! 😊

03/21/2024

Gooooooood morning Linn county!! I hope today finds you all doing great!!! So, one of the things I'm asked the most is "Do I have to be at home when you come?" The answer is I've never even met some of my clients in person. So no, you do not have to be home when I come, so long as I've been made aware of what area(s) to focus on cleaning and I'm able to safely access them. I message you when I arrive at your property and again when I'm done. I accept cash app and venmo for electronic payment as well as checks or cash, which can be left in the mailbox beforehand for me to collect when I'm done if that's what works best for you. I'm here to help simplify your life, not make it more complicated. I've never had a dissatisfied client yet, & I most certainly plan on keeping it that way! The thing I hear the most is "I appreciate you!" Allow me to help simplify YOUR life. I offer reasonable rates, flexible scheduling, and a job well done. Just check out my reviews. Treat yourself (and your fur baby) & schedule a cleaning with me today!! 😊

03/18/2024

NEW CHAMBER MEMBER OF THE WEEK!:
Hello there, Linn County!! My name is Carrie, and I'm the proud owner of P**p Patrol. I'm a transplant here, originally from Texas. I'm a small town girl who enjoys helping people and, when possible, improving their quality of life. My business came about by me stumbling across a service that I could provide that would be helpful to the community. I try to make my services attainable to everyone by offering discounts to different groups, including but not limited to seniors, military (active & veterans), law enforcement, and EMS workers, along with specials and promotions. I firmly believe that if you want to improve things, sometimes you've gotta be willing to get a little dirty. So, if you need (or just want) someone to clean up your dog's "business," I'm your gal!! 🙂 I offer affordable prices, flexible scheduling, and a job well done! Just check out my reviews! You NEVER have to be on doody duty again!

03/18/2024

Easter is fast approaching, and I know you want a clean, p**p free yard for your kiddos to go egg hunting and play in!! Let me give you that peace of mind! I offer affordable prices, flexible scheduling and a job well done! Just check out my reviews! What are you waiting for?! Spots are quickly filling up! Schedule a cleaning with me today!! 😊

03/15/2024

Ok Brookfield I'm feeling adventurous!! I've already got some clients to take care of tomorrow (Friday) but I'm here to give you a challenge...Are you ready???.... Ok, if you can present me with enough yards to get done tomorrow that I can't get them all in before the end of the day, I'll do a cleaning for FREE to whoever I wasn't able to get to. The rules are...1. You must be a new client. 2. You must be a resident of Linn County and either live within Brookfield or no more than 15 miles out in any direction. 3. You must sign up for one of my three packages for at least 3 months. Can you do it?! This is the Show me state, so let's see!!! Ready, set, GO!!! 😊

03/14/2024

You guys are getting there with helping me get to 100 likes & followers!! Keep up the great work!! Once I've hit my mark, all of my clients both current & new will all have a chance to win $50 cash!! A clean, p**p free yard AND free cash?!... It's a win/win!! I offer flexible scheduling, affordable prices & a job well done!! Just check out my reviews!! Get your name in the pot! Schedule a cleaning with me today!! 😊

03/13/2024

Ok so I just wanted to let everyone know that I will be unavailable for appointments from May 28th to June 3rd. I'll post reminders between now & then. But y'all already know that I'll still get you all properly taken care of, along with giving discounts where appropriate. :) I just like to plan ahead just as I'm sure some of you do too, which is why I wanted to let everyone know asap. As always I very greatly value & appreciate you all! If you've not yet treated yourself to my services, you're missing out!! I offer flexible scheduling, affordable prices and a job well done. Just check out my reviews! What are you waiting for? Schedule a cleaning with me today! ☺️

03/07/2024

*** Attention Everyone ***

St. Patrick's Day is fast approaching!! Are you having a get together? Maybe having the grandkids come over?.. Well if you have a dog, I'm sure I don't need to remind you that the yard needs cleaned up before people come over. You're already busy enough. Why not let me take care of that for you & give you the peace of mind of having a clean, p**p free yard for you & your guests to enjoy! I offer flexible scheduling, reasonable pricing & a job well done! Just check out my reviews! What are you waiting for?! Treat yourself & schedule a cleaning with me today!! :)

03/06/2024

Congratulations to Michelle Forgey Brosemer !!! You're the winner of the drawing for one 1/2 price cleaning for the month of March!! Ty very much to all who entered!! I'll be doing more drawings for other prizes SOON!! Stay tuned!! :)

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Congratulations to Michelle Forgey Brosemer !!! You're the winner of the drawing for one 1/2 price cleaning for the month of March!! Ty very much to all who entered!! I'll be doing more drawings for other prizes SOON!! Stay tuned!! :)

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