Herr Fritz der Chiweenie

11/16/2024

Refill my treat jar, you lazy bitch.

10/11/2024

I’m always worried he’s going to burn his delicate human skin armpits

09/16/2024

Snoozing on the clean bathroom rugs he likes to p*e on.

Tuckered out after an evening sniffing many cat and raccoon trails in my aunt’s yard.

06/11/2024

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03/26/2024

Thanks for sh****ng on the tile 4 feet from an open doggy door, bud.

03/20/2024

Hey. I hope you’re having a good week.

03/10/2024

DoorDash delivery confirmation proves the sign is necessary

02/14/2024

He’s really good at hu***ng at inappropriate times, too.

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01/18/2024

Electric blanket is on and nose is buried. Winter is not for us.

12/30/2023

They’re not blood cousins at least? More Lady and the Tramp and less in**st?

12/14/2023

I’m a handsome handsome man

10/19/2023

😍

Fritzy Witzy 💛🐾

08/29/2023

Anyone else ever spend an evening dealing with 15 pounds of retaliation?

1. Peed on the bath mat when he was taking a break from screaming at the enemy

2. Refused his dinner for a good hour. Carried the bowl in his mouth from the kitchen to my bed for “privacy”

3. Was v excited at the prospect of sitting out front but raised his lip at me when I tried to hook him to the tether

Why?

I can only assume he was mad I let Pawpin' Pawz Luxury Mobile Grooming de-stink him.

05/24/2023

Nature is healing. It is finally warm enough to s**t outside.

05/16/2023

Look who decided to behave today

03/18/2023

All I want to do is watch tv and this as***le insists it’s bedtime.

03/13/2023

I wanted to take a lunch nap. My face got used as a nose warmer instead. 😑

02/08/2023

He rolled in mystery p**p this weekend and got it all over his harness and collar.

My petty payback was to put him in pink.

Since then, he’s been refusing to sleep in my bed under the covers like usual.

Like I know that dogs are colorblind but this feels intentional 😂