Herr Fritz der Chiweenie

12/30/2023

They’re not blood cousins at least? More Lady and the Tramp and less in**st?

12/14/2023

I’m a handsome handsome man

10/19/2023

😍

Fritzy Witzy 💛🐾

08/29/2023

Anyone else ever spend an evening dealing with 15 pounds of retaliation?

1. Peed on the bath mat when he was taking a break from screaming at the enemy

2. Refused his dinner for a good hour. Carried the bowl in his mouth from the kitchen to my bed for “privacy”

3. Was v excited at the prospect of sitting out front but raised his lip at me when I tried to hook him to the tether

Why?

I can only assume he was mad I let Pawpin' Pawz Luxury Mobile Grooming de-stink him.

05/24/2023

Nature is healing. It is finally warm enough to s**t outside.

05/16/2023

Look who decided to behave today

03/18/2023

All I want to do is watch tv and this as***le insists it’s bedtime.

03/13/2023

I wanted to take a lunch nap. My face got used as a nose warmer instead. 😑

02/08/2023

He rolled in mystery p**p this weekend and got it all over his harness and collar.

My petty payback was to put him in pink.

Since then, he’s been refusing to sleep in my bed under the covers like usual.

Like I know that dogs are colorblind but this feels intentional 😂

12/28/2022

He wanted under my covers this morning.

11/19/2022

Yes, I bought an electric blanket specifically for him. 💁‍♀️

10/10/2022

BRB GOT S**T TO DO

10/05/2022

As soon as I stood up, he slithered into the warm spot I left behind.

09/11/2022

Always watching.

08/15/2022

Sorry, can’t go outside. Must try to kill the squirrel through the window.

08/13/2022

Enjoying a lazy Saturday afternoon...

06/10/2022

Covet the bone nubbin. Let the human who purchased the bone know that she may not touch the nubbin

05/10/2022

Uncouth

04/10/2022

Special special boy.

04/10/2022

It’s been five minutes of standing silently behind the toilet.

03/10/2022

Marley has begun to claim all of Fritz’s favorite spots. Fritz has been very patient through everything…though last night he got into bed over an hour early just to reserve the spot next to me.

Hopefully Marley will get adopted soon!

03/01/2022

Fritz and his foster brother Marley are my baegels.

02/11/2022

I have an unhealthy obsession with watching him play with his scratch square. A Greenie was the prize inside.

02/08/2022

I have been guilted into leaving the living room. It is past 10:30pm.

01/24/2022

He greets me like this every morning. I still tell him he’s a good boy multiple times a day. Am I suffering from delusions? Absolutely

01/17/2022

Winter opinions

01/07/2022

Someone is very unhappy about getting out of bed this morning.

01/07/2022

It’s 19 degrees outside. Fritz does not f**k around with a cold nose.

12/26/2021

Sometimes he’s a model

11/29/2021

The cousins are cute.