Nipa the Patchwork Kitty

04/29/2024

Mommy says it's my 9th gotchaversary, so I'm roughly ten years old. Ten? That sounds like a lot. Does that mean I get more Temptations?

02/28/2024

I want your cereal milk möther

02/17/2024

It's hard work but someone has to do it

01/27/2024

01/26/2024

I see wool, I lay on it. It's simple, really.

01/22/2024

New achievement unlocked: lap cat

12/22/2023

Daddy's hair is delicious

12/08/2023

One-pawed air biscuits

11/27/2023

Taking the line from Enter Sandman too literally

11/24/2023

Fangsgiving tuckered me out. Gotta recharge.

11/23/2023

Do I get turkey too???

10/27/2023

Mommy says my fur is so fine that it deflects water. Excuse me, that is so insulting. This is drool, not water!

10/15/2023

Putting my butt on people is how I assert dominance.

10/10/2023

All is forgiven ♥️

(ETA: vet says her bloodwork and urinalysis look great!)

10/09/2023

Mommy took me to the V-E-T again. I thought only sick kitties went, so I dunno why I gotta do this every year. And get this! This year they took my blood too! She says I'm getting older and doesn't want to "miss anything." I told her I'll let her know, but I don't think she listened 😤

Mommy: her bloodwork was more expensive than I anticipated. Her insurance doesn't cover "wellness" for whatever reason. I've gotten it all paid for, so she will never go without, but if anyone wants to help me offset the cost you would have my eternal thanks.

paypal.me/AmandaStairDuran

09/29/2023

I'm great, thanks for asking!

(Oh, yeah, Mommy's fine too. She keeps saying she has a cute pig nose. I don't know what that means.)

09/20/2023

Mom got a sep...sep-toe...nose thingy done yesterday. She has a bandage on her nose and it smells funny. Guess I gotta watch over her for a few days.

09/17/2023

Cinnamon roll

09/04/2023

R.I.P. Sir Jimmy Buffett. 🌊☀️🏖️🦜🦈
This one's for you...
Love, the kitties

Credit Scott Metzger Cartoons

08/26/2023

Do you really have to film this? I have an image to maintain!

08/21/2023

It's not Monday and you can't prove otherwise

07/30/2023

The things I tolerate for the hoomans

07/22/2023

Mömther hasn't petted me in three seconds. I shall wither away to nothing.

07/16/2023

Routines are important. Morning means coffee for Daddy and Mommy, which means petting and scritches for me!

07/15/2023

Happy Saturday!

07/10/2023

I'm just keeping Daddy's spot warm for him while he's at work

06/18/2023

I am a practitioner of paw stacking

06/11/2023

You may kiss the paw (but only once, then I bite)

05/05/2023

Remember when my fur was this short? Yeah, me neither. This came up in Mommy's memories from eight years ago! She says I still make this face. (No I don't)

04/29/2023

Yesterday was my 8th adoptiversary! So I'm about 9 years old! Mommy says she might need to start buying me food for senior cats. Senior? That means awesomest and best cat ever, right?