Est. 1991. We provide exceptional care for your pets through personalized, advanced plans and care.
04/26/2025
We asked ChatGPT to roast the doctors... here's how it went:
Collectively known as “The Snip‑N‑Sip Squad” of Countryside:
From starting life to outliving nine, we keep pets thriving—one puppy, grand‑paw, and clipped claw at a time.
Dr. Fuller
Ah, yes—behold the “Canine Cupid” himself, dressed head‑to‑toe in that mint‑green ensemble that screams, “I stole these scrubs from a dental hygienist in 1997.” With a beard that says “Gandalf if Middle‑earth specialized in French Bulldog C‑sections,” he’s clearly the guy who thinks “puppy love” is a legitimate medical specialty.
Dr. Campbell
Here we have the “The Chihuahua Whisperer‑in‑Chief" — because nothing says living on the edge like specializing in 17‑year‑old Chihuahuas who’ve got three teeth, one eye, and exactly zero respect for personal space. That tattoo peeking out of her sleeve? Probably a commemorative portrait of the first Chihuahua who tried to bite her and threw out its own hip instead. Keep doing the Lord’s work, Doc—because someone’s gotta make sure the world’s crankiest pocket gremlins live to bark another day.
Dr. Coval
You can practically hear the cats gossiping in the waiting room: “There she is—the Velvet‑Gloved G***d Goblin!” Keeping kitty romance rated PG in every alleyway. Let’s not forget the curls—each ringlet looks like it’s keeping track of another litter prevented. You’d almost expect her coffee mug to read “Snip Happens” while she hums “Another One Bites the Dust” in the surgery suite.
