03/17/2022
Happy spring! 🌼💖🌷 Cozy season is winding down, Glop season is approaching. 🤣
GLOP
“Glop” noun, as in, “My horse rolled in the glop.”
“Gloppy” adjective, as in “My paddocks are a gloppy mess.”
Glop is a new word that is a combination of, but not limited to, such words as grime, goo, goop, slime, and slop.
Glop is 4 parts wet manure, 5 parts mud, 3 parts slime of an unknown nature, 2 parts last year’s leaf mold, 2 parts some other disgusting substance.
My farm, currently, is under a severe glop watch. My horses roll in glop. The glop dries on their bodies in thick sheets that can best be loosened by a garden rake. We wade in glop. We haul hay carts through acres of glop.
It will be observed that glop and glitz are not related terms. Neither is glop a close relative of glamor. The horses in the big shows are not gloppy. Most of the famous riders of the sleek horses at the major venues rarely deal with glop.
Glop is a hidden reality of the joys of springtime that many never get to experience in a close, intimate and personal fashion.